Where do I get a fembot gf?
>>29375753
hey, I want one as well!
ultimately a robot and fembot just bring out the worst in each other until both resent the other one for keeping them in the rut they already were in
so
have fun with that
>>29375753
fembots are worse than regular girls, they are worse emotionally as they are more manipulative and narcissistic, and generally way below your league
the converse is true for robots, gulier = better personality
Speak from ur own experiences annons, which are the ways to make a robot completely fall in love?
>>29375703
Lies and manipulation.
give them some attention.
Someone who talks to me. Thats all.
Is 30 years old too late to learn fishing? This hobby looks comfy as fuck.
It's literally tossing a hook into water and waiting
>>29375632
Dude in OP's pic is fly fishing, bit more involved.
>>29375610
Dude you can do anything once you're a wizard.
Should child support be abolished?
It would force the roastie to make a wise decision in their partner who will stay in a loving relationship, providing for the family - rather than opening their legs at the first opportunity, resulting in the children being raised in a single mother feminist upbringing.
>>29375586
Yeah, probably.
I'm terrified of marriage partly because of that.
Make it state welfare instead and the government might have some interest in making marriages work instead of actively encouraging divorces.
It might lead to alternative ways of raising children instead though.
>>29375586
Not abolished, but heavily modified.
>>29375586
Too late for that you'd just end up turning kids that will grow up to be stupid but semi-functioning members of society, or at worst, non-contributing but out of the way, into robbers, dealers, and killers just to get by.
Hey guys story time
>I got off of work at 3 and came home and started drinking later
>grabbed my handgun and started cutting myself and putting the gun up to my head once i got really drunk
>i was cutting myself on the kitchen floor so the blood would just run all over the tile and i didnt feel like sitting in the bathroom
>start crying cuz im a bitch
>out of fucking nowhere qt ginger girl from work who we will call Evelyn comes around the corner of the wall and looks at me wide eyed
>she looks at me on the floor covered in blood and she looks ahead and sees the bloody gun on the table it was bloody cuz i touched it after playing in the blood with my hands
>she looks back at me and her face starts to scrunge up and a tear falls down her cheek
>"anon what the fuck do you think you're doing?"
>I get up and yell at her asking what shes doing here
>Says her phone broke earlier and she came by to give me my flash drive i left at work, she said the door was open and she heard me sniffling from the living room, she saw the vodka too and thought itd be funny to see me drunk
>she starts tearing up again and comes at me trying to hug me, i push her down (didnt mean to push her hard but im drunk)
>She looks down at her shirt and sees the bloody handprints on her and starts crying again
Cont in next post
>>29375576
Too long, to lazy to read
>>29375576
>I ask her why shes crying
>She says "It's not fucking fair, you're always happy and laughing and doing nice things for everyone and you were just gonna fucking kill yourself out of nowhere? How do you think that makes us feel? ME FEEL? You're not even going to talk to us and give us a chance?"
>Ask her what the fuck shes getting all up my ass for, tell her the guns not even loaded i just like touching...
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>>29375576
>waiting around for you to finish the next post
Not on the first post of the thread numbnuts. This is why you type that shit up ahead of time.
>tfw can't grow a beard
I was cucked from the start
>Can't grow a beard
>Also have a unibrow
Just fuck my genetics up
>>29375566
Why do you want to grow a beard? Many hipsters and nu-males have beards so it's not like they are universally viewed as masculine.
>>29375566
How old are you?
If you're underage b& then it may come later.
Everyone's beard comes at different times.
Of course you could just never grow one at all, if you're a low test cuck
"Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because someone else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving...
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>>29375540
interesting argument OP, but have you ever considered the following:
OP is a faggot, and he likes cat's, therefore faggots like cats.
I believe this completes the thread, but you may also check the dubs
>>29375771
Sorry, dogfag, you tried. Now check these repeating digits.
>>29375540
>That is personality and individuality and self-respect
Catfags are worse than dogfags when it comes to projecting human personalities and attributes onto them
What's the foulest thing you've ever done to get the nut?
Hooker stories welcome.
>>29375523
>ywn lick your dad's piss
>>29375523
I'm into
>futa
>feet
>fat girls
>femdom
>giantess
>small penis humiliation
>premature ejaculation
I think that's pretty foul.
>>29375593
>feet
Vile.
Can you please try to explain this fetish to me?
I did it, robots. I lost my virginity today. I met up with a hooker, and, though I couldn't achieve an erection due to crippling anxiety, I rubbed my flaccid cock on her labiae. I'm free from the curse.
>Hooker
>Couldn't get an erection
You're still a virgin. How disappointed was she?
Until you consensually cum inside a pure virgin (xx biologically female) girl's vagina with no birth control or protection while you both simultaneously orgasm in mutual love and pleasure you haven't lost anything my boy.
how much did you have to pay for him not to laugh?
Make me feel something.
Post sad pics, storys and memes preferably about mental illness.
>>29375411
All you need to knoworegano
>>29375411
One time my friend (female) was in the mental hospital for a suicide attempt. She said she met a 50 year old man there, and he was blind, and he ate her out in the laundry room. She said it was the best sex she'd had because he knew where to lick by feel alone not sight.
>>29375411
Shit describes my life
Chances is are it's your Neanderthal DNA
http://www.rdos.net/eng/asperger.htm
Here is some evidence from the claim:
>Cooperation with wolves were most likely a key to the ability for Neanderthals to survive in the cold Europe.
Autistics show a preference for animals over people
>It seems to be more common for autistics than for neurotypicals to prefer cold weather.
There's a reason why us robots prefer to stay inside
>Most of the finds of Neanderthals...
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>>29375359
We were neanderthals and "shit", so to say.
s-so that's why I'm short & hairy DDDD:
>>29375359
East Asians have a higher percentage of Neanderthal DNA in them.
>hey mister you look thirsty, want a drink? made fresh with our secret ingredient:)
>>29375339
Why would you say Iook thirsty?
How do you know me?
Who are you?
Who am I?
Where is this?
What year is it?
Oh god they found me didn't they?
>start screaming and clawing at eyes.
>>29375339
there is no way this is real in origin(al)
>>29375339
make more lewd shops
>Use tinder
>10 matches in 2 days
>all ugly
>create typical Chad account
>50 matches in 2 days
>all hot girls
>They all message first
>>29375292
So hot girls go for hot guys? How is that strange or wrong?
>>29375292
It's over anon, the beta uprising was right.
Each shooting not only kills normalfags, but encourages strict gun control. If it gets right enough, crime rises. And with Hillary all but guaranteed the presidency, she will raise the amount of Syrian refugees we currently receive by 550 percent and allow for easy immigration from South America to the US. Every mass shooting gets the us closer to hell for normalfags.
Obviously it will also be worse for the living neets, but is it worth the price? Only you can decide.
>>29375321
its just not fair. WHY DOES CHAD GET TO BE HOT?!!
If I never get a girlfriend will I feel bad?
If I never pairbond will I always be in a bad mood/grumpy/mean/unkind (and in case that I am, would I be much more so if I did find a mate?)
Are pets a good substitute for the "hole" left (if there is one) from not having a lover?
Or can I remain a virgin and not worry about becoming the male equivalent of a crazy catlady?
also, please post serious replies. if there is any assertions you could do well to post sources that validate your claim
bump
originali
>>29375285
be careful you don't start making up stories about how terrible women are and society and what a victim you are when the truth is so much more complex
I think my grandfather might be passing away soon. What should I do in the meantime besides the obvious?
If you want to give him a good time, ask him about his family and what he knows about their past
>>29375252
cum on his casket. Be remembered by everyone as the weird kid who whipped it out at a funeral.
Learn all you can from him. I didn't do that and still regret it. God bless his soul o7