So I enlisted in the Marines and I got until June of next year until bootcamp. I'm in the DEP for them and so far its great. You robots would benefit greatly from it. In my station theres a few robots who can barely exercise with us in the PTs but every time I see them I see improvement. Not only that, but I see them get more confident.
Just do it robutts you got nothing to lose and you know that the Marines are the surefastest way to release all that built up anger and maybe even get killed honorably.
Share your thoughts/experiences.
What's with all the military shilling lately?
>alcoholic
>suicidal
>been hospitalized twice
>can't do a single pullup
>even if I had a year to train I still wouldn't bother because I'm a lazy drunk
No you're right I'm totally cut out for the military
>>29376562
I don't really like taking orders.
And I don't mean that to sound cool, I'll be the first person to admit that my inability to listen to people causes problems for me.
I prefer to just work out on my own desu.
>mfw there is no truly easy suicide method
Inb4 le gun meme.
>>29376533
Shotgun is by far the best one if you can have a shotgun where you live.
>>29376545
Enjoy surviving with permanent brain damage.
Who cares? If that minute of tieing a rope is enough for you to change your mind it's obvious you don't want to die.
Stop acting like you want to kill yourself for attention.
>live with turbo chads
>don't have any friends at all
Who else knows these experiences
>>29376512
my only friend is a sexy half-breed turk who everyone wants to fuck
meanwhile, i'm the chubby, funny one who makes people laugh through self depricating humour that everyone thinks is in jest but im actually dead serious
>>29376953
you're the sidekick? there for comedic relief. Jesus fuck that's depressing
>>29376512
>pic
I've never known this feel.
But it still hurts me every time I see it.
I think it's cause I tried talking to a popular girl in middle school and she ignored me.
Such is life as an immigrant in an opulent white suburb.You wouldn't do that, right?
Find a flaw with racemixing /r9k/. Pro tip: you can't
>>29376507
those black genes are so strong
Race mixing is only bad if the child comes out male. If it's women then They're exotic.
>chink and nigger
now that's something you don't see every day
she's as ugly as sin though, perhaps even the most beta white weebs with yellow fever didnt want her
What is the robot's favorite pizza type?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10521996
Chicago confirmed for most autistic pizza
Literally a casserole
>no all of the above option
im fat
>>29376539
it's no ones fault but yours if you can't handle a steamy go za
I have the sads
I'm so alone and stuff
No girl loves me
At least not for very long
Sad song thread?
1/?
Jake Bugg 'Broken'
"Don't give a damn for your reasons why..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQMq5dO8Vb4
All I wanted was my very own wolf girl waifu...
2/?
Trading Yesterday 'Shattered'
"And I've lost who I am
And I can't understand
Why my heart is so broken..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxVbZb44u0s
3/?
Bring Me The Horizon 'Hospital For Souls'
"The fragile, the broken
Sit in circles and stay unspoken..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjOSydtI38Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjOSydtI38Q
4/?
Furiko Pendelum
T.T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjOSydtI38Q
Why are drugs bad?
>>29376311
they're not, go throw your life away
>>29376391
so they are bad?
>>29376311
Depends on the drug. Some are neglegible in terms of badness. For illegal Stuff there is always the downside that you fund criminals and other human garbage when buying them.
I no longer enjoy playing video games, what unproductive activities can I do to waste time?
Pic unrelated
>>29376206
Go to the gym, paint metal and plastic soldiers.
>>29376206
Read textbooks, paint murals, learn a programming language and build a robot
>>29376206
What do you think is "productive". You mean socially acceptable activities or things that will make you money?
I met a feminist hippie tranny and apparently she really likes me and wants to take my dreaded kissless virginity
I've never had a chance to lose my virginity the entire 22 years I've been alive so this is very exciting and new to me. Every other girl I've ever met wanted nothing to do with me.
On the one hand she's actually does look like a girl and is cute and mostly nice
But on the other hand I don't want people to call me a faggot and I think much of her lifestyle is degenerate (she's kind of a whore)
I'm...
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>tranny
doesn't count
its not a girl you fag. you're still buttfucking a dude.
>>29376194
I don't know dude she told me it wasn't gay so clearly there's a debate
But besides that, what if I never get an opportunity like this again? What if she's the only """""girl""""" who will ever be willing to let me put my penis in one of their holes?
>>29376165
Only man who's opinion matters is the man in the mirror.
I'd refuse on the principle, but that's me.
You should follow ur gay dreams, cake boy.
would you be scared to get a lap dance
>>29376153
yes. I don't know how to act around attractive women, how to act in sexual situations, or any of the specialized etiquette of strip clubs. I would have no chance of being comfortable in that situation.
>>29376191
i imagine it is a common fear in guys with smaller penises due to the nature of women
>>29376153
No.
Nothing scares me, except for the growing fear that I'm a very angry man, and that one day I'll be pushed too far.
Every single day you make a choice /r9k/, why not choose to be happy for once?
It's true you can't choose to be happy, but you can choose to work towards being happy even if it is hard as hell
yes HAHAHAHA silly me I am just choosing to be miserable thx
It's not choosing to be happy; it's choosing to look at the positive side of things.
Who /losing friends/ here?
Graduated high school in 2013 and I've been losing friends left and right.
>stopped talking to childhood friends or they moved
>one is in prison for another two years
>another moved to Florida
>one got married and lives out of town
>last one got a gf and we barely talk now (kinda glad about this but not really)
Im losing friends left and right too as i get older but i dont particularly care because im a massive introvert
>>29375951
How do you lose what you never had
It is pretty much like that for everyone after high school.
I'm so fucking tired
I try my hardest to avoid eating but I can't
Now my mother is checking the food so she knows I've been eating properly
I can't do it guys
I want to lose weigth
I want to be anorexic
I want to be skinny
>just go to the gym lol
I fucking hate those places
>Exercise
just how
Kill me please
>>29375849
Dude just like don't eat..or order a pizza whatevs
Calculate your TDEE. Count calories. Eat below your TDEE. You will lose weight. You do not have to starve yourself.
Drink strong coffee and eat pastries.
Only diet that works for me.
If catgirl maids/slaves became a reality, what would you do with yours?
It would be pretty similar to that pic
Build an emotional Dependance on them and then feel bad for them being slaves thus gifting them freedom. If they like me and stay with me anyways Most likely Fall in love and live together. If they actually used their freedom and left be soulcrushed and alone again, hating myself for abandoning her, while simultabiously kbowing that this was the only way.
>>29375840
I'd cuddle with her a lot and try to be a good owner.
>he/she has a political stance on anything
Yeah man haha opinions are lame I'm smart I'm neutral on everything
Posting in a shill thread
>>29375786
Being apolitical is still having a stance.