I'm calling it now. In 10 years, being a robot will be cool in the way being a nerd is now. Fringe robots/failed normies are already starting to co-opt the identity, soon stacies will be eating chicken tendies and drinking mountain dew on facebook saying "lol I'm such a robot! gonna use this bottle to piss in later cause I have too much social anxiety to even use the bathroom. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haha! xD! NORMIES!"
So... that means... We'll become the Chads and stacies?
We're All Gonna Make It Lads!!!
Tranny robot makes an appearance.
>>29379482
*tranny wojak is what I meant fuck me
So why do people on 4chan genuinely think being a "normie" is a thing?
From what I understand, you genuinely believe you're somehow different or not apart of the rest of society? As if it's a bad thing to be a functioning member of society? That you should reject all social norms and that everyone else who is "normie" is a terrible person?
Why would one want to reject being "normal" anyway? It's possibly the best thing out there about being a normal functioning human.
Do you honestly find it more normal to isolate...
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>>29379275
There's nothing wrong with being a functioning member of society.
What pisses me off is when people bring up their normalfaggotry here and talk about "ewwww this anon's a loser" or "wow you fap to loli? Gross"
Same goes for people who complain about degeneracy on 4chan.
People like me aren't "special" for being social outcasts, we're unusual. I wouldn't say it's a good thing, but it's unusual.
I don't think anyone actually...
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>>29379374
>wow you fap to loli? Gross
Do people talk like that on here? I wank to all kinds of fucked up shit. Shemale porn being a primary. I still consider myself "normal". Not that I discuss my sexual habits to others on the regular. That's just a given.
>Go to a normal person and tell them you browse it
I have. Most either haven't heard of it, and I've on the odd occasion met many who themselves use it like myself.
It...
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Groundbreaking. We all know we aren't special. What's your point?
Anyone else's flea cup spontaneously turn red like this?
Also, post your flea cup.
>>29377417
Who in the living fuck has a cup designated for fleas?
>>29377417
It looked like this just a couple of days ago. Is it a fungal bloom, and is it unhealthy to be sitting directly next to it?
>>29377473
>doesn't have a flea cup
how
Man, I always thought I was like 5'10 or 5'11 but today I just measured myself and I'm actually 5'9".... is there any worse feel. I'm finally beginning to understand why no women look at me.
Manlet feels thread I suppose.
>tfw 5'5
at least I'm 5'6 on a good day
generally, my height or anyone else's height doesn't bother me, but sometimes it gets me feeling down.
>>29377375
5'9" here
I'm okay with it
I'm way above average height for my race, so I'm happy with it.
>learned that my faggot cousin (14 now, hasn't had his growth spurt yet) is close to 6'
>his dad's a fucking midget compared to me
That's what actually pissed me off.
>inb4 underage
Nah, 20 m8.
>>29377458
Yeah man the girls on dating sites that go "no one under 6' please!!!! I just can't help it XD"
Just fuckin kill me.
We should buy just slightly higher than normal shoes/boots. I think I'm going to soon.
Have you heard the tale of the german/fit/bro and his loli sexslave in-training?
Depending on how your thought on it you might not belong on this board
>>29376903
haven't
pls spill the d33tz
>>29376903
>Child sex in an Islamic country
More news at 11?
>>29377068
Did you know that the age of consent in Germany is 14?
Well there's this german guy from /fit/, he goes to the gym and on the way home he stops at the same convenience store, one day there's a group of little girls there, another day they're there too, they're there many days. When he walks in they whisper to themselves, look his way and giggle, they like him. Until one day one of them walks up to him to make small-talk, a pale redhead with glasses and freckles (he refers to her as a "petite...
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What should I type here?
>>29376854
I'm the domme from the thread last night.
I talked with my boyfriend and he said he wants me to help him try to be 100% loyal and subservient to me at all times. That I can control his orgasms as I see fit.
Feels good man.
>>29376955
That's pretty hot. Frankly I would have a hard time ever trusting a woman enough. She could leave me even more of an emotional wreck.
Welp. That's my input.
>>29376955
ROASTIE WHORE GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
POO POO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tell me about that girl you frequently chat on steam/skype with.
Do you wish you were married with her?
>>29376654
Yes and no.
She's really dumb for someone with a better education and job than me. Has all the typical girl political biases. Says laughable things.
But that's not the problem. The problem is it'd disrupt my guild severely to get together. One of us would have to go full normie and vanish or it'd be too weird.
I'd take the bullet because I'm less useful, but it's a huge trade and not one I'd make lightly.
I'd do it though. She's great. Really...
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>Talking to a girl
If you do this you are a normalfag. Unless she's your mom or something.
>chatting with a girl
>online or irl
disgusting fucking normies
What's the shittiest board on all 4chan?
>>29376384
>>>/vg/
Hands down no contest.
Literal subcontainment board.
>>29376384
/r9k/. Probably one of the shittiest boards out there.
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/substance/
Why even try? How can I move past this
How bad is it, OP? If 5" or less, that's pretty much a death sentence in terms of ever being able to please a woman with vaginal intercourse.
get good at eating out a girl, shell cum and then you have fun
>>29376210
You know that's not the same...
Post a picture of your face and I will tell you good things about it.
I want to show you guys that you have at least some good physical qualities.
Me on the original left
>>29374680
>full lips
>nice eyes
You will make someone very happy someday, anon.
beardless me
Is it normal that I sometimes watch videos of people dying? I just watched a video of a girl hanging herself and it is one of the saddest ones I watched, I think I have enough for today.
Said video:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=028_1337010525
>>29374091
As long as you don't jerk off to them.
>>29374091
>Thicc muslima kills herself
Sad day my friend. But yeah it is normal to watch these things. The most brutal ones I find are the ones where a young boy gets fucked up by a group with melee weapons, like when they all circle around and stab the boy in the head with shovels and bayonets. There are many such videos to be found. Also gunshot ones are good too.
Best videos usually come from Latin America especially Brazil, Africa and sometimes good ones from China. The best and...
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That was pretty brutal. Not a clean kill. I wonder why she used such a shitty method.
>"Just apply to jobs bro"
how is the job hunt going, robots?
I am starting an internship with alameda county on Monday, have to in Oakland for orientation at 8:30 AM.
>Mom has job at grocery store
>Go in for an interview
>Leave
>No reply
>Ask mom to put in good word for me
>Still no reply
>All normies tell me is "It isn't what you know, it is who you know!"
I gave up the second I couldn't even land a shitty minimum wage job with my mom own mom working there.
Poorly.
I hate my retail job and I hate myself for not making a single connection in college. I'm a fucking retard and I deserve the mediocrity I wallow in.
>that fat when no feel belly gf
Feelsfatman
>>29372291
it's a bad feel
frf goo
>>29372291
Fuck off with this pathetic degenerate shit. Enough is enough.
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
What personality does /r9k/ have?
>>29363279
ENFP
oregano
>>29363279
INTJ
The test was actually pretty accurate.
INTP here
>>29363376
are you from /pol/ by any chance
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