Have a great day robots ;)
To be or not to be - that's the question
Whether it's nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing, end them?
Signed,
(Your lord and savior)
Stanley Phillips
>>29386264
is this really you?
if it is thenkil usrlef
>>29386264
what a daring meme synthesis
>>29386726
it's not, people are memeing me
mean camo faggot
Female Hate Thread
Dumping what I have
2/68
Origamo
Fuck this OC filter
4/68
Oc comments
HOW DO WE SOLVE THE NORMIE PROBLEM ONCE AND FOR ALL?
NORMIE CONCENTRATION CAMPS
>>29386163
we stop pretending to be normies on 4chan
>there are people on this board right now talking about their ex girlfriends
MAKE IT STOP
Ask a /robot/ who just stopped a purse snatcher anything.
Did it get you laid?
>>29386156
How does it feel ruining someones purse snatching fetish you fuck
Here is the praise you're looking for, anon.Good job.
>not a girl
>jealous of those who are
mfw
>>29386146
>>Not becoming an infinitely superior imitation of one.
>>Not reaping all the socioeconomic benefits of being thought of as one and living life on novice mode.
Apply yourself, anon.
>>29386146
Just remember that you'll have to invest a considerable time and even money on a gf.
That and you could also be having a lot of drama when you have gf.
You can be sad that you don't have a worthwile gf, but don't be jealous man. It will consume you. Just try to enjoy life and find your passion.
>>29388001
>looking like frankenstein's monster by the age of 35
>living life on hell mode
if you thought for even ten seconds
What exactly makes a person a "normie"???
get out
just go
Not being kv
Being a normie is moreso a mindset than having certain attributes, but attributes do help. Such as:
>having a fulltime job
>having friends
>being able to talk to the opposite sex
>having somewhat of a social life
>being confident in a variety of situations
>not being a virgin
>having hobbies that involve more than anime or stamp collecting
Now...
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>You want to do WHAT to my feet?
>>29386100
low tier feet desu
not her feet, those are shit tier feet
>>29386100
i-i just want to k-kiss them
i-is it ok?
who /greasy/ here? haven't showered in 3 months, my body is a greasy slippery stinky mess
>>29386078
why not just take a shower. you will feal fresh
>>29386581
>falling for the shower meme
>>29386078
i have only showered once in the last year
the last few years i have developed a dependence on alcohol
when i was a kid i looked forward to spending 2 hours every night catching the latest episode of pokemon, dbz and all that good stuff. i'd get lost in video games for hours
as a teenager entire nights would fly by as i played world of warcraft, one minute i'd be eating dinner and before i knew it i'd look out the window and the sun would be coming up.
now that i'm in my 20s nothing has changed in that i'm still watching anime and playing games all night but i can't sit down...
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I feel you, anon
I have been having trouble with alcohol dependence too, but AA meetings really helped me
Pulled my drinking back to two nights a week. Tuesdays and Saturdays.
The nights in between have become pure torture of restlessness and anxiety, so I basically just load up some ibuprofen pm and knock myself and sleep my days away.
I am drunk almost every night, quite drunk in fact, but that's been going on for like three years. Only the last four months have I been a big gamer, PSO2, because I moved away from my twin brother and it's all we can do to hang out (like 14 hours away) so I do it a lot. It makes it more fun imo, everything is more intense feeling. And as far as anime been watching for over a decade and it's tons of fun on drugs (snort ketamine and watch paprika you are welcome) and super fun drunk.
I usually take a break for a few days once every 1-2 months. I'm definitely...
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>It's another "Normalfag tries to lecture robots" episode
this show is getting pretty repetitive
YOU JUST HAVE TO PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE BRO
THERE'S SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE, TRUST ME
>t. had a different gf every 3 months since kindergarden
>>29386019
i painted my body in black and yellow stripes and it still doesn't work
>>29385953
>getting so mad that i pointed out your shitty lifestyle habits that you made a thread about me
LMAO
More and more young people are literally ACTUALLY SEARCHING for cuck porn, tranny porn, and whatever other perverted shit is out there.
If you go on google trends, you can see that cuck porn is on the rise, more and more people are searching it out. You can't just pooh-pooh that away like it's irrelevant because it's not happening irl yet.
I'll tell you what is happening irl, weak bitch ass males are getting replaced by foreign imports from hostile lands. You can sit here and pontificate all day long and defend your sad pathetic little porn...
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>>29385924
Who cares what porn this faggots watch, i dont
>>29385924
I was in the thread where he was named Carl
>>29386606
Cool story faggot.kill yourself
why do robos hate very ambitious feminism ?
does it not contribute to hatred against stacey and chad ?
does it not propagate very similar enemy images compared with robots ?
> all men are evil rapist misogynists
> I want my cake and eat it too
> equality where it suits me, preferential treatment otherwise
>>29385929
>I am going to combine all opposing views different people said about feminism
>combine all branches, not forgeting the most important one: teen tumblr blogs
>perfect strawman
>>29385869
>feminism
I have no idea what feminism even is anymore.
All I hear is that we're over-privileged because we're white males, but we've got NOTHING over here, and we still need to atone.
And all I see around me is white women living life on easy mode. And they won't even give me the time of the day.
Is big lenny a robot?
>Ugly and very stupid
>Has his head up his ass and thinks hes incredibly strong and very aesthetic
>Massive disgusting gut from insulin and HGH abuse
>Bad porn addiction
>Is a homosexual and loves transvestites
>Bad form on every exercise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr0eqqa9om4
Nah, he gets black boipucci on the reg
He's a normie. And he's like 6'3" so he can't be a robot.
>>29385933
>normie
He seems pretty fucking weird to me
>>29385933
Yeah but he pays for that sex, also 6ft4. He is still a weird fuck.
>be a corgi.
You are born a puppy, weak and blind. As you grow older, you begin to take your first tentative steps, your tender footpads developing callouses for the first time.
Then, puppyhood! Everything is wonder, everything is joy. Think of the comfort, the warmth, the food, and the general sense of love that would be afforded to a puppy corgi in a good home.
Next, as an adult corgi, you get to have all the same experiences but with a more mature mindset. You no longer need to rush from sensation to sensation, reveling in the freshness and newness of it all. Instead, you appreciate the depth of the experiences. Yes, a quick cuddle in the blanket might be nice, but what if you lounged there for an entire afternoon, indulging in the multifaceted pleasures of blanket lounging, including the slow movement of the sun from the window across your back as you languorously love your afternoon.
Before life becomes pain, before you have any real responsibilities, and before you can question any of it, you'll just become more and more tired. You'll sleep indoors, you'll sleep outdoors, you'll remain highly comfortable and happy, but one day you'll fade away and die.
Dream life? Dream life.
what if pets are just other forms of the same fundamentally consciousness deluded into accepting a life that is a husk of their human potential
Big-dick, attractive chad who inherits a massive trust fund and gets to study cool stuff and fuck bitches all day, without ever needing to work.
>>29385803
yes thank you for your input next?
Hey, did any robots want to try doing an online pen and paper game? I kind of want to try Paranoia, it's pretty cool.
Everyone's in an underground complex ruled by an insane AI called the Friend Computer, who's on a witch hunt for traitorous mutants. Every player is a traitor in a secret society, every player is a mutant, with 5 back up clones for if (when) they get killed, remember, Treason is punishable by death.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Paranoia
>>29385762
Shill somewhere else, faggot
>>29385786
OK.
Where do I get friends to play pen and paper games with?
>>29385786
well shit.
Guess I have no ideas