The attention meme is real
>Cook at restaurant
>2 stacies try to talk to me
>Every single day
>"Hey anon"
>"Hows it going anon?"
>"How are you anon?"
>"Whats up anon?"
>Answer with simple answers
>mostly ignore them
>always...
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>>29395286
Because their brains are broken.
It's the nature of the beast.
>>29395286
dude if I got ignored by someone at work who gave me curt, sharp answers I'd eventually dislike them, too.
How would you like it if you were treated the same way, peeps?
>>29396190
maybe stop harassing him. 99% these are the types of girls that cry about being approached by men on busses.
>tfw you dont wish your dad happy father's day because you would rather he just forget you exist
>>29395227
You're not helping the problem
>dad lost his job 4 times in the last few years
>had to move back in with his mom
>owes a bunch of people in the family money from having to borrow to pay bills
>practically never talk to him
>most likely won't wish him a happy father's day
>he still calls me occasionally to ask me how i'm doing, that he loves me, and if i ever need anything i can always call him
why...
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>>29395227
Eh its not a big deal its just a day, I just fucked a father in the ass from Grindr, best part is his wife has no idea
I don't condone violence, but if you plan on taking down normies.
Why don't robots use flamethrowers?
You can get a 50 yard flamethrower for about $1,500 or so, and there's books that teach you how to make your own that go past 75 feet.
There are flamethrowers that been made that can cover an entire football field.
If you showed up on New Years at NYC during the ball drop you could easily score up to 10,000 points within 5 seconds of holding the trigger down.
Also imagine what it's like to die by flamethrower, you have to witness your flesh get burnt off your bones and before you die you witness pure torture, your eyeballs melt and you die from suffocation.
The heat will be overwhelming, and all you can do is scream.
Then imagine SURVIVING a flamethrower attack, if robots started using flamethrowers then people would wish to not survive your slaughter.
Even if you missed, the flames would wall people in, and spread between each person.
During the ball drop there's millions of people crowded together...
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thanks for the ideas senpai would be a nice way to go out
isnt it a bit conspicuous though?
What do you think my problem is /r9k/?
I can talk to girls fine without hesitation about almost anything comfortably.
I don't have any anxieties around girls, and make occasional eye contact as well.
Whether she's a plain jane, a feminist, or a total Stacey, I can always have a good conversation with them and get along pretty well with them, and most actually take a liking to me (friendly).
Only "problem" is, with how great my relations with girls are, it's kind of weird that I didn't get into a relationship yet. Here...
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>black male
Found your problem, and i'm so sorry.
>>29395170
Might wanna quit coke, could be bad for you desu
You probably do something weird or unattractive without realizing. Think ticks, bad habits, speech pattern, unsolicited dick pics or messages etc
>tfw her dick is bigger than yours
>>29395098
Jokes on you, that's my fetish, fucker.
>her
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>>29395098
Her pencildick isn't even that big retard, what do you have a micropenis?
>sometimes I feel so happy
>sometimes I feel so sad
>sometimes I feel so good
>sometimes I feel so bad
>sometimes I feel so scared
>sometimes I feel so mad
>sometimes i hate all women
>sometimes i fap to women
If you suddenly got great power - for example, that of a Spiderman - would you be a superhero, or a supervillain?
And are you happy with what you would become?
>>29394960
I'd become an evil god and would create a society whose only purpose is to sexually please me.
Hero.
Isn't the purpose of life to, in many ways, grow better rather than worse? Even if only for your own sake, it's better to be a hero.
supervillain is probably how I'd be seen by society. but I would think of myself as more like a vigilate superhero, like the Punisher. Basically I would target anyone who I thought deserved to die. Rapists, bullies, police officers involved in brutality incidents, that kind of thing.
Who here owns a gun?
lol 9mm
>>29394998
That's what Trayvon said.
Not me, because I have a penis above 3 inches.
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it thread
Try posting names or at least initials
A.T.X,
I keep thinking about how I might have grown and how I might have ended up with real spirit had I not met you.
I'm not blaming you, it's my fault entirely for intentionally deviating from what I truly wanted and what was best for me.
It's not regret, even. I just wish the rules were different.
I hope I didn't have a similar impact on you.
I can't tell how many of these foreboding perception are real and how many of them are theatrical projections of something else.
-V
>>29394973
Backstory on this? Im genuinely curious
Dear Hannah
Eat a dick you bitch.
Tommy
How do you feel about Sundays? I think it's a nice relaxing day, but I hate that a lot of stores are closed.
It's okay but It has a weird feeling to it as well.
>>29394881
What do you find most strange about it?
>>29394940
Not him, but there's a strange quietness. I feel like I can't exactly relax completely, like on a Friday, but I also feel like it's impossible to get anything done.
Sunday is basically like being in limbo for a entire day
Should I follow my diet or go buy a double chocolate doughnut from Dunkin Donuts? I'm overweight, but these goddamn things are so delicious.
Just eat the donut, none of this matters.
>>29394848
>one donut
If you're gonna fall off the wagon do it right you fucking pussy
>>29394848
Donuts are literally the worst food you can eat. Polyunsaturated fat and sugar.
ITT: post comfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHFBO-ASaE8
>>29394814
I can't think of anything better than this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkR7zClEkAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVkxhk0ReGc
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJwDoudA1M8
Also requesting nice jazz tunes.
I'm fucking attractive women. Not 10/10s, but 7s and some 8s here and there. And I am on all accounts, average. Nothing is spectacular about me. I'm 5'7, the best comment I got in a rate me thread was that I am "not ugly", so the advice I have here applies to anyone who is "not ugly", which really is the majority of /r9k/.
I think robots are afraid of women, afraid of being attached to women, and clingy, thats their main problem. I take energy from every woman I socialize with. Thats what women are for: to COMFORT MEN. Thats what Hemingway...
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Read the The Snows of Kilimanjaro, and focus on how Hemingway's character in here views women...if you gain that view of women you will gain the world.
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~drbr/heming.html
In short, the fact that you guys think life is easier for women is a fact shows how deluded you are. Men are superior, as they always have been, and a few feminists won't change that as long as MEN don't change, and keep being the MANLY MAN that Hemingway idealized.
You know why women love to be dominated? because the men who like to dominate in...
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Sounds too good to be true. I'm not an interesting person like hemingway, I'm an average middle class white kid from the suburbs.
This is totally true. Only problem is robots are the least funny people ever
>match with several qts on tinder
>some of them want a relationship
>i run out of ideas in conversations
>want to ask them out but i cant imagine myself maintaining a conversation IRL
>bsr
>macabre
eaaa yli tyre
>match with anyone on tinder
>it's a bot
>>29394769
That's why I hate any kind of online dating. You also cannot look at someones body language to see if you are doing fine.
In real life if I have a good day I can blatter about the most trivial things.
Hi /R9K/.
I want to get myself a collar. Any suggestions?
This is the one I'm thinking about right now.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/228386562/white-leather-collar-studded-dog-collar?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=leather%2520collar&ref=sr_gallery_11
>not a martingale collar
Why?
>>29394867
For one thing, I'm not anybody's pet. And another thing, I just want a leather collar. Something basic. It can have a lot of colors, like stripes or patterns, just nothing like spikes or chains.
>>29395004
>For one thing, I'm not anybody's pet.
Not with that attitude, geez.