IM LOSING WEIGHT
ILL FINALLY GET TO BE WITH A GIRL
ILL FINALLY GET TO BE A NORMIE
GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD
>>29962574
Keep it up!
>tfw athletic khv
>>29962574
Congrats!
Keep up the good work anon
>>29962574
Cool. At a certain point you're going to have to lift or at the very least do cardio to get that T up. If not you'll just remain a less fat wierdo.
>30+ club
ww@ neets????
is it too late for me to become a man?
Member reporting
Never is too late
I still gave high hopes due to my faith in the Almighty
>>29962568
Im not in the club (29 still). No such thing as a NEET, I bet most here study something at least.
Its never too late for anything, save perhaps for dating. Im a robot myself.
37 kv
I'm not sure about your particular situation.
I got an arranged marriage. In about a year I'll be married and will have 'moved on' to the next phase of my life.
I was either a man before and will be a man after, or wasn't a man before and won't be after. Sex, marriage, relationships don't define manhood. Only your internal outlook does.
>tfw he finally won the League and you're still a fucking KV
I think it's time to end it all senpaitachi.
>>29962567
Does this mean he's finally allowed to turn 11?
That cartoon is so repetitive it makes me nauseous. I can't be the only one who finds it uncomfortable to see them doing the same things over and over again.
Which league did he win and when?
>Pretending women have any value other then their vagina
Why do you do this anon?
>>29962536
I don't.
>tfw you will never be best buds with elliot bitching about women and lifting and playing wow all day long
I prefer them as warm bodies, really nice to cuddle.
>>29963200
Ian go to bed
Should the government provide incentives for women to occasionally have sex with those who would not normally receive it otherwise? Perhaps even have paid sex therapists on staff to serve the sexual and emotional needs of those left behind by the dating market?
We'd have fewer suicides, fewer lonely basement dwellers, less social dysfunction in general.
I recognize that there are a lot of hard core libertarians on this board. You have good instincts about government and society, but you miss a lot of things.
The fact is that there are certain social benefits that government policies can have beyond the extent of the individual. For example, not everyone in the economy needs to be able to read to do their job. However having a literate society reduces crime, improves social cohesiveness, enables people to be easily updated with relevant news...etc.
There is a certain extra benefit to having a group of compatible...
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>>29962496
No they should just make prostitution legal and regulate it. Free market, bitch.
>>29962496
no, just build sex robots. eventually they will be cheap enough for everyone who wants one.
also, to think that it'll solve all those problems is laughable. people will start fighting for the prettiest girls, will complain about not seeing them often enough, not being able to fulfill all of their fantasies, etc.
>21st birthday
>Friends try to set me up with a girl to get me laid
>No dude, she'll take ANYONE
>Figure ok, whatever, I'll get it done so I can say I'm not a virgin
>Meetup
>Landwhale
>Jesus christ
>Too much of a pussy to just go home, force myself to go through with it
>After some chatting, get into the most awkward foreplay of my life
>She has shark teeth
>Massive woman
>After an immense amount of booze, the chest starts to do work on me
>Still have to practically force myself to stay erect, think about literally every other woman in my life
>Can't even keep it up with vaginal just have to do other gross things
>Eventually climax but it feels shitty
>Leave, filled with regret and feel gross afterwards
I feel fucking awful and now she wants a relationship too, I guess we both fucked up. Take it from me robots, just hold onto your mana, its not worth it. I just feel uncomfortable and still feel like a loser.
>>29962448
i don't give a fuck
i'm not even reading this thread
in fact, i hate you op
but you wasted time writing all that shit
i don't want a thread like that to die
bump
and bye
we'll never talk again
>>29962700
HAHAHAHAHA this guys an edgelord, Op if your lying or not, at least you got laid. Gj on that. Im scared of girls
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If you could say anything to your 15 year old self what would you say?
>inb4 kill yourself now faggot
>>29962436
>inb4 kill yourself now faggot
There's no need when I could just say "make sure you succeed" instead :^)
smoke weed ASAP, 19 is too late.
buy bitcoins and sell them at 1.2k
and be a cs major instead
>tfw not a girl
kill me now senpai
>>29962431
>kill me
Fuck you, that's your job
>>29962431
>>/cuteboys/ is that way
>>29962431
how did his eyes get bigger if bone structures don't change at that age?
did his eye sockets get bigger?
>>29962401
>implying they still are
They're just pretending.
All that matters to save the white race is that the majority the white plebs keep mating with white girls. But the real patricians would not settle for them!
>>29962401
Eugenics and the future of humanity
>Black people cant digest milk
Muh superior lactase expression. Americans drink a lot of milk, but white women dont smell like they shit their pants because of it
>>29962401
whats this chicks ethnicity?
who tf is that SAUCE
What do you have a degree in, anon?
>>29962384
debt accumulation, procrastination and mediocrity
history probably not original
German & Italian
>talk to cute girl at work for a couple of months
>has a boyfriend, balding and technically disabled
>confesses she's been crushing on me for a while but wont leave her bf coz she loves him
>they finally got a house to rent and are gonna move in together in a couple of weeks
>even less chance of her getting sick of him and breaking up now
>sitting in my room wanting to die for the last...
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>>29962381
Bro you should have made a move and told her you could be together if she was ready to dump that zero and get with a hero. Could have charmed her right into your arms.
Still, if you play your cards right you can meet her friends and maybe one of them will set you up with someone.
>>29962381
It is good, this way your pathetic beta genes will be filtered out of the species' gene pool while the stronger one (the balding bf) will procreate.
I am not even being sarcastic. You ARE the weaker male of you two.
>>29962444
Problem being im not Chad, dont really like interfering in other peoples lives.
Guess if I keep talking to her i can at some point sorta make her go for me over him. If she's already into me a couple weeks in from complimenting her a couple times theres only more of that for the near future.
>>29962494
On the other end maybe you're right, I probably should kill myself
>t-thanks for taking me to Taco Bell a-anon
shut up you bitch
>tfw u grew up with a smooth brown weiner just like this
>tfw im spooning with a cozy old brown shorthair dachschund as i type this
>>29962399
"I'm gonna tell my brother to kick your ass anon"
>tfw casually glance at backpage to see what all the fuss is about
>there's a 10/10 asn qt dominatrix waiting for my call
I bet Akira would probably touch my penis
i wonder how much does it cost for 1 penis touch
>Femdom
Consider suicide
>>29962734
>implying femdom and/or gentle femdom isn't the most robot fetish available
imagine her insulting your tiny penis while jerking you off
admit it you have a femdom fetish too
Femdom is only one step down from cuckoldary, no thanks
In the last two years my entire life has imploded. I'm 27 and have had issues with alcohol since I was 15. Somehow despite my alcohol issues I was able to start a relationship and maintain a job as a nightfil. But slowly things have started to fall apart I began losing friends as i'dact like a fuckwit while drunk. My mother doesn't have much to do with me and my sister and brother think I'm a dead shit so I have no support there. Last month I pushed my gf down stairs during a heated argument, she fractured her elbow and put charges against me we lived together...
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Oh pic related she sent me this 7 months ago while we were still together.
At least get addicted to a better drug. What facet of drunkeness you enjoy, i promise you that opiates or stim do it better.
>>29962276
looking for advice here shows how broken you are
leave this place, you can come back when you get better
Why is it that big budget movies are so poorly written and full of plot-holes?
>>29962230
Because they haven't hired you to get the job done right
The budget certainly isn't going to the writers.
>implying they care about making good movies