*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Get your whole head between my ass cheeks and lick it up
>>29407084
How tf did you fit through my front door and why are you in my house?
>>29407084
I just want to know how she doesn't get stuck in every doorway she goes through
>>29407084
This doesn't seem like your normal taste in butts, fartbro
greetings /r9k/ from your neighbors at [s4s]!
>>29407073
is [s4s] really nice?
>>29407163
sneks go to court there lol
>>29407073
hello, esforce.
post nerd chads
pic related, Michael Stevens of Vsauce.
>>29406921
Tarl Warwick-sama <3
>>29406921
Very powerful eyebrows. He makes me feel very incredulous too.
>>29406921
Baaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzinnnga.
COMPLETELY FUCKING ORIGINAL. FUCK.
I'm trying really fucking hard to quit smoking, but I'm really craving a cigarette.... Any suggestions??
chew gum or throw away cigarette packet into water. Next time just dont buy it. Mark everyday on the calender for making it through without smoking. I am trying for nofap since last year and i still havent crossed two weeks. Its hard.
>>29406837
Go for a brisk walk or exercise vigorously. The endorphins released will help replace the chemicals you're used to using to avoid stress.
>>29406931
I broke the cigs and tossed em in a dumpster outside of my neighborhood
How do I force my parents to not kick me out?
Should I just beat them up and threaten them?
>>29406827
WOW. Appropriate pepe.
>>29406827
Yes. Assert your obvious dominance. There's a reason slaves needed to be whipped.
you could
you could also threaten/pretend to pull a gun on the cops if they come to kick you out
that way everyone's problems would be solved
>post thoughtfully crafted bait
>thread immediately dies
Underappreciated shitposters, unite!
>post eloquent bait
>0 replies
>post 'DRUMPF BTFO'-tier bait
>300 replies
Why do I even bother
>>29406786
I know that feel, anon
(Original, unmute)
The trick to getting (you)s is to pretend to be female. They fall for it every time.
Just another night alone on 4chan. Where has the time gone, anons? It's June 20th.
>>29406761
midwestfag?
>>29406761
Another morning alone on 4chan.
>>29406852
Northeast coast.
What's the record number of times you've fapped in one day?
>>29406755
Eight
askjdakjdkj
>>29406755
Probably around 10.
Yourself?
>>29406755
probably around 14 or so, i didnt count that day.
Why the fuck does this image have to be so goddamn true?
>Be me, have gf
>Been together for 4 years now
>She's my first girlfriend and I love her more than anything
>She loves me a lot too, but I'm not her first
>She had a lot of relationships since the beginning of high school, but she never told me much about them
So I had a terrible day today. Here's how it went:
>Be...
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Did she sleep with 15 guys? No, she probably didn't. She probably only blew like 5 dicks and fucked like 3 guys, including you.
I have a feeling like the lot of this board can't grasp that people grow and change throughout the years. Probably why a lot of you are losers even after college.
Fucking grow up.
Without any bitterness or hatred, women have evolved alongside us but still separately. They are parasites who use men and that's how they have always been.
THAT IS NOT THEIR FAULT
but I'm not going to be a fucking part of it.
>>29406772
You said 15, he said 8. What's the arbitrary cut off limit where it's a danger zone?
1. It's actually one, statistically, and you can't lie about statistics. They're one of the math things that won't mislead you.
What games do you play for maximum comfy?
Skyrim with immersion mods is pretty neat. Being forced to sleep on your travels makes for some good camping moments.
>>29406694
My comfy game is fallout new Vegas, purging the wasteland of scum in the name of the legion is just the best.
>>29406694
>>/v/
But to answer your question, Heroes of Might and Magic 3 with all expansions and Horn of Abyss
>>29407466
ave, my dude
>spend months at a time talking to girls i meet on 4chan and other websites
>manipulate them into falling in love with me
>be decently attractive while they're average so they think im the best they'll ever get
>randomly stop messaging some after months of building relationships and never talk to them again
>watch them slowly go insane over losing me
>sometimes i take them back and...
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>>29406688
just kill yourself senpai. seriously fuck you
>>29406688
There is no such thing as a girl on 4chan.
>>29406688
TRANSLATION:
>I send a message to girls online
>they never reply or just write "eww go away"
>I type "plz respond"
>a bloo bloo bloo
>I know
>Lie on /r9k/
>no one will ever know
Is 5'10'' an okay height for a guy? I'm 19 and I'm thinking I might have peaked.
You'll probably get another inch give or take .5 in your early 20s. 5'10 is fine in America there are plenty of girls willing to date. If you're a euro or something stupid like that you're fucked though
>>29406643
As long as you are not fat, and you will probably end up growing another inch or two
>>29406643
>5'10"
Lol r u serious?
you have to show everyone you know one of the worst pics in your spank bank or die a painful death
how fucked are you?
Young perfect looking baked teen in a bathtab looking up
she's probably 18
>have to show everyone pic of Adam Lanza
I'd say very
>>29406609
Hmmm really makes you think about original things
Why does it seem like 95% of this board lives in a yuppie infested shithole
Westchester NY reporting in.
>>29406514
because they are mostly the defective children white middle class families, poor proto-robots are more likely to get it beaten out of them or have limited internet, rich proto-robot are more likely to get therapy, the yuppie proximity parents are the ones most likely to let this shit happen to their children.
>>29406514
>a yuppie infested shithole
Because it is
Unemployment is at record lows sitting at 4.7% get out and get working. No girl is gonna like a unemployed or low wage loser. Remember
STEM is the way.
>>29406474
Live neet or die trying
>>29406474
This is the true way to nirvana.
>>29406474
no fuck you
our country is 27.4% unemployed