>make a joke to potential gf over snapchat about being poor
>it's a picture of my gas gauge in my car
>she says she's cringing and that she'd give me a dollar
>"like how do you live"
>I left my job because it sucked ass a month ago
>she's a smug rich with tons of fancy Apple products who makes $20 tutoring kids because she's in honors
Don't...
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>>29407531
Rich girls tend to be vapid whores so you might have just fucked yourself over. Either way nothing of value is lost
>>29407659
That's the idea. My game plan is/was she's abnormally tall, attractive enough to be my wife but not enough for chads to come after her. I'm not thirsty enough to give a fuck if she isn't interested
Pic related.
>not having a comeback ready
should have slowed down your responds you dweeb, and acted distant while you thought about how to turn that shit back around.
>>29407757
>driving an automatic
might as well kill yourself
>tfw thunderstorms are coming
>>29407523
thats my favorite feel. It makes it cooler here and reminds me of god's power.
>>29407542
>2016
>being unironically religious
>tfw getting high 3 stories up on your balcony watching crazy summer storms
Comfy as fuck
>been talking to a guy in my Visual Storytelling class
>he's a bit rough around the edges , but he's really perceptive and likes the same music as I do
>we became friends when we had to do video projects together
>would visit his apartment almost every week
>we're laying in his bed together listening to Deerhunter
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That's really awkward... you should tell him how it makes you feel. Be kind, but be honest about it.
>>29407509
>Visual Storytelling class
What the fuck are you studying anon?
Also, you should be less fat. Jog, you will burn excess calories and lose manboobs in no time.
>>29407540
Some more context. She died within the past 8 months and he's still in the grieving process. He doesn't really have any friends. I've been nice about it since it seems like he finally has someone to talk to about her. She used to be his only friend before me.
Do any fellow wageslaves work an environment where it's the stupid "WE'RE A FAMILY" ideology?
This shit is unbearable, they are trying to control me and I'm not buying it. They are also trying to get me to "open up".
I honestly think you have autism OP
ALL JOBS HAVE
It's to create a better work experience, you fucking autist
>>29407539
And I think 2+2 is 4 we can keep pointing out the obvious or discuss the topic at hand.
>tfw I come here on a daily basis and pretend I am on the same level as you autists
>pretend to share the anti-social and NEET struggles
>tfw I actually have a large group of close friends
>tfw have extremely hot blonde hair blue eye qt gf
>tfw i have a healthy above average life with good family
>>29407451
You are a liar and still pathetic, desu
>>29407451
>anti-social
asocial
>hot blonde hair blue eye qt gf
yeah that always sells it
It's OK, anon...
>>29407451
this post makes me think, how many of you are legitimately women hating white male incels?
Why are teenagers and young adults so attracted to energy drinks?
The same reasons wageslaves love coffee. (Also energy are marketed as being really hip and cool)
>tfw caffeine dependant
>tfw if I don't get my hourly energy drink I start getting migraines
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29407556
Cool brah.
WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO R9K ALL OF YOU FUCKING NORMIES ARE DESTROYING IT!!!!
NORMIES GET OUT NOW!
dumb normans
leave at once
rooooooo
>normies
Friendly reminder that normalfags have proliferated this term so that they could export memes to facebook and other realms of normalfaggotry without being accused of homophobia.
Using this term makes normalfags more comfortable, thus encouraging them to use this site.
>>29407402
I have a job, a wife, a son, a house, a car, have sex every night with my wife, go to bars, go to clubs, hang out with friends and bbq.
What are you to do about it, robot?
My self confidence is dead, I keep getting rejected
>be at work
>gay co worker jokingly calls me cute
>customer overhears and goes "don't tell him that"
>co worker goes "you're right, he's not"
Made me doubt my looks for a bit.
why would a customer say that. awkward. man fuck customers
>>29407745
I don't know, but it made me briefly wonder if I was ugly. I haven't felt that feel in years.
>Be me
>hungry for some fucking spaghetti
>go to cupboard
>no noodles
>fuck
>idea pops in head
>go to walmart
>see qt 9.5/10 girl
>walk up to her
>"Uhm hello"
>"oh hi,can I help you?"
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is this the new meme of 2016? you decide
>>29407405
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>new<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
fucking redditors, oh well its officially the first day of summer nvm i guess. hope you teenagers just fuck off to 9gag for memes.
>>29407405
yes new meme 2016
holy fuck it's all over for me. I'm 31 and just realized my life is going absolutely nowhere and in a few years time I will probably be homeless.
goddamn I've never felt like this before. I really feel like this is it, this is where I push myself to suicide
>>29407371
>31
>on /r9k/
You just realized? Off yourself and livestream it
>>29407371
Hey, me too, but I'm going to wait for my mom to pass before I off myself.
If you're serious, don't do the ol' toaster in the tub routine. You'll need something bigger, and have to be in contact with the water spigot in order for it to really kill you.
No knives either unless you're sure you're going to sever that artery, don't want hesitation marks.
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>>29407410
my mom is already dead and so is my dad. the problem is that I can't get ahold of a gun, so my options of suicide are all of the sudden effort ones. I genuinely wouldn't mind if something happened that lead to my death, but since I have to do it on my own I really have to make it count since I can't fucking wake up in a hospital, fuck that.
yo robots what are some things you would like to come back
Please do things I can actually grant thanks
my high school happiness
can you bring that back OP?
the nsdap
>>29407359
the ohayo threads telling me to do my best. everyone else hated them but they always warmed my heart
>laptop updated itself to windows 10 without my fucking permission
>laptop slow as shit now
>can't uninstall programs "wait until program has finished uninstalling or being changed" WHAT FUCKING PROGRAM
>takes so much longer to boot up
>two finger scroll no longer works on touchpad, can't find right drivers to fix it
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Just get a cheap OEM Windows 7 off of eBay or something.
>>29407325
Install linux and free yourself from your serfdom under Microsoft.
>>29407325
>laptop updated itself to windows 10 without my fucking permission
how long ago did it do this?
if it was less than 30 days, you can go to settings -> update and recovery -> go back to win7
>you will never live in 1990's Hong Kong
how do you deal with this feel /r9k/?
>Wong KarWai and Christopher Doyle will never make collabs again
that movie is kino, pure
All you can do now is count down the days until you can get a 2046 sex robot and whisper in her ear.
Is this dress age-appropriate?
>>29407203
Yes. And it's super cute with those boots. Honestly, I'd wear it with flats, but she pulls it off.
>>29407203
Sure. If your goal is to look like a whore.
>>29407203
No, nor is it gender appropriate
Thats a man, baby
I want to die r9k
I'm tired of everything
I tried too hard but
Nothing works
the robot doesn't want me to sympathize with you, but it's there
I'm actually setting up quite a comfy death. Just have to wait a bit
>Rent cabin in Montana, North Dakota, Maine etc
>Try out all the drugs I've never experienced
>Eat some good food
>Finally follow the trail out to some frozen expanse of forest
>let myself freeze to death
Gonna be slick, famajam. Can't wait
>>29407151
We all want to die. But we're too pathetic to make it happen.
That's what r9k is all about