Can we have an oldfag thread?
You can only post in this thread if you've been on 4chan since AT LEAST 2009 (and even that's a stretch). I've been here since 2007.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_lhNm9Ax64
I totally forgot about this thread/video OP made, but I was in it. He didn't read my post because it was later in the thread. It might seem a little cringe now, but many lulz were had back then.
I miss the old days...
found 4chan 2003 started posting 2004
goml
>>29414253
Story time?
This is an original comment.
Here since 2009. Don't remember any good ol' days. Certain boards will have a good run and then taper off.
I do think 4chan has become increasingly watered down and /r9k/ has been especially awful lately. Not sure if traffic is increasing or what, but it gets closer to a youtube comments section with every day.
Might be time to find greener pastures.
I'm still too scared to get it removed. Please God just fucking kill me.
I know it's just one wisdom tooth but its impacted and I'm scared!
Make me feel better pls. Anxiety is destroying me.
What are you twelve it's just a fuckin tooth in your useless face
>>29414229
>be 16
>have to get wisdom teeth removed
>walk in to doctors for the procedure
>he has me put a mask over my mouth
>put it on
>that's the last thing I remember
>it knocked me out almost immediately
>wake up with the procedure already over
>completely...
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Tfw genetic master race minority blessed with 0/4 wisdom teeth. Feels fucking great
For the past few months I've been exercising and eating healthy foods and have gotten rid of enough fat to not be overweight anymore. I'm going to maybe bust or confirm some myths about being healthy that normies keep sharing.
>if you lose weight, people will like you and you'll get a gf
Wrong. If you're still a social retard, and have a generally unattractive face regardless of fat, no one will want to even go near you still.
>you're a depressed piece of shit because you aren't healthy. get healthy and you won't get depressed!
Wrong. If your life still sucks in every other aspect, you'll still get depressed.
>being healthy just feels good!
Kind of. After the first week or two it can be excruciating moving around and eating less, but after that your body will adapt. However I think people overrate the feelings of being healthy. I expected like, orgasmic feels 24/7 but it's not like that at all. It's more like you don't get winded after going up a set of stairs, which is nice I guess.
>you'll learn to crave vegetables and other healthy foods and will never want junk food again
No, I still crave junk food every single day (however one good exception is that I'm not dependant on soda at all anymore, no more headaches if I don't drink it for a while). And I still think most vegetables taste bad. I only still eat healthy because I tried to get my mom to only buy them for me and never to buy junk food again even if I said I wanted it again.
So do I recommend for fatties to lose weight? Honestly, I don't see much advantage. Maybe if you just want a new goal in your life, you can do it. I rate this whole experience a 6/10.
Tfw skelly. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FAT PEOPLE CONJURE THE WILLPOWER TO COOK FOOD 24/7 TEACH ME. doesnt it get tedious when it takes 40 minutes to make something which will only be consumed in 20 minutes?
I need to gain fucking weight but im too fucking lazy to cook. No im not eating junk food. Junk food isn't cooking
>>29414191
I don't know. My mom prepares all my food for me.
>>29414191
Learn to enjoy cooking, you can put music or TV on, and find things that are fun or easy to make.
Also you can cook many portions at once, and fridge/freeze what you don't eat.
femanons, which pussy type are you? Do you like the way it looks?
6, I don't really think about how it looks.
>>29414161
That's literally the best one.
>>29414161
I want to see it now.
>tfw disgusting yellow teeth because I was born with little enamel
>tfw I can never smile because I'm too ashamed
>tfw I try to move my mouth as little as possible when talking so that people can't see my teeth
>tfw just watched a video of myself talking and you can still fucking see them a little
>tfw dirt poor and can't afford crowns or veneers
I'm never going to open my mouth again.
>>29414090
>git gud
>make stacks
>get false teeth
>???
>win
whitening strips
10 shekels
problem solved
gimme blowjob
>>29414107
>whitening strips
this.
jeez you can buy them in a convenience store now. fuck off with your lameass problems
When niggers try politics
https://youtu.be/G_8wLKy3-Sc
>>29414072
/pol/ cancer detected
Get the fuck off this board.
Back to >>/pol/
>>29414100
Shut up you dumb nigger. Be gone ape.
>>29414072
I'm not sure who's the idiot, they all sound like a bunch of idiots except for the non black guy with the black hair and blue tie
>you mean... you actually STILL watch chinese cartoons, anon ?
>>29414069
They are japanese stupid roasty
REEEEEEEEEE
>>29414173
>yeah whatever, I mean, it's all naruto and shit, this stuff is for little girls
your lips look like pussy lips
Interesting YouTube video where Japanese girls give their opinions on "yellow fever" and weeabooism. Apparently they're not as hostile to the idea as you might think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNLACIAOJ4A
>>29414067
THAT FUCKING YUTA
>>29414380
What's wrong with him? He seems intelligent, respectful, and thoughtful to me.
>>29414408
nothing is
thats my problem
hes so based. also <3 konata
>TFW Phil will never tear my ass up into two.
FML.
Phil thread.
hi phil
how big are you down there
and whats the weather like
>>29413969
if you are a bio female i would
>>29413978
i am pretty average, like 6.5x5.5
the weather is really hot right now
Why do you keep samefagging yourself on here as a forced meme?
>tfw you finally cum from just your ass
You da girl now, dawg
>>29413951
how do i achieve this?
>>29413966
Nope, prostate stimulation doesn't turn you into a girl, you're still a mentally ill man in a wig
Are there any new pornstars with massive natural tits?
Lucie Wilde etc are old news now. Who is the latest monster tit sensation in porn?
>>29413930
yo mommaspoiler
>>29413973
oh look, the summer cancer has already begun.
>>29413930
Holy fuck. I love her constant retarded facial expression. She always looks like she doesn't know what is happening around her. Like she's innocent or something. It makes my dick go diamonds.
Why do other people get to have sex and I don't?
Serious answer - you wasted your life playing video games.
because other people are normal and belong in this world
Your parents didn't make you to be happy. They didn't look at each other and go "Wow we're trash, our kid will never amount to anything" and that was their mistake.
Bring it, faggots. I'll argue with every single one of you. I can take you all on.
>>29413853
Sonic has had good video games.
>>29413853
There's no good reason to care that my girlfriend sucked the dicks of her five previous boyfriends.
>>29413881
Have fun kissing her with those lips and thinking about all the cum that's been in her mouth and around her mouth.
>>29413865
Never played Sonic, so you got me there.
>tfw want to be a nightowl and go to bed at 4am but my family makes a fucking racquet every morning at 8am which inevitably wakes me up
I wish I lived alone
boohoo i am 15 and have a bad sleeping schedule.
i don't work so i don't need sleep
>>29413897
Did you forget your meme arrows you fucking normie?
>>29413843
family makes a fucking racquet every morning at 8am
I know that feel. Every morning my family makes baseball bats.
>be ex-neet now working full time
>Accidentally let a bit of your internet side leak and state how you don't like refugees
>tfw you know your coworkers hate you now
>>29413822
>tfw Germany
>can't even begin to explain the nuance in the refugee crisis without being labeled nazi
>internet side not liking refugees
lol behind closed doors everyone fucking hates them, especially the ones living in the communities the """""""""""""""""refuges""""""""""""""""" get placed into.
>>29414099
Also forgot to mention.
You get hated on by your views, is just them virtue signaling each other. The one who hates you the most is regarded as the most virtuous. This is the new world we live in.