>no Hmmmmm thread
Let's fix that
>>29416403
HmmmmYou could name your child a name with no vowels like Pfnsndlsn
Hmmmm
organic artisan post 2bh
She'd like to put you in her zoo,
Right between the canaries and the cockatoos.
She'll pull out your feathers
For her brand new hat,
And when she's done that
She'll feed you to her cat.
So watch out.
She ain't no good for you
vaginas are the biggest meme in the history of mankind
>>29416401
drives me crazy looking at that thing
how do I get <pussy> out of my head guys
>>29416401
Do you mean that they are vacuous, hollow, ruin people's lives, and are full of false hope?
Because yes, then they are memes
>>29416515
you must go full theon greyjoy
what's with all these threads trying to convince people to be gay?
>>29416396
Oy vey GOYYYYY
Who do you think
>>29416396
It's an lgbt invasion sponsored by shills
>>29416396
There's a mass shilling trying to convert robots to trannies.
Somehow someone somewhere thought that if they became sissy sluts they wouldn't go shooting schools and gay bars.
>haircut appointment tomorrow
>constantly anxious about it
how can I function in life if the smallest things make me nervous as shit already? I'm such an autistic retard
Just sit in the chair and let them cut your hair, there's nothing to be worried about
>>29416327
>making appointments for haircuts
>not just buzzcutting it at home like an actual robot
i want normies to leave. right now.
>>29416327
I used to be like that until I became an alcoholic.
Why can't anime be real? I have zero attraction to real life 3-D. I just want my waifu to be real. I fucking hate human women.
>>29416315
Make a tulpa or something, bitch.
>>29416315
Bandage thread?
He is so amazing.
I've disregarded them, I dream about my waifu in bed for comfort.
>tfw you'll never be 12 years old and rushing home from school to play Runescape (2004 era) with your friends, and to chat on MSN.
Why does innocence last only as a child?
ITT: Post comfy music/art/vidya
>>29416311
Runescape nostalgia here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3YxgBrnorI
For me it was 16-19
>dropped out at 16
>got GED
>moved in with great-grandma
>made good meals
>played video games 24/7
>only time I had to go out was to take her to the grocery store and stuff
>didn't even have to get out the car
>she finally passed away
>been miserable ever since...
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>>29416366
Do you not have connections with your immediate family anymore? Can they not offer you a place to stay?
>playing on 2 year old a $350 laptop now with Celeron CPU and integrated graphics
You should take up coding of some sort, once you learn a language - such as Python - a lot of the other languages are fairly easy to grasp.
More and more girls are becoming boys, what's the reason?
fembots, are you okay with being a girl?
I think a lot of it is buddies being trans, and the general confusion and discomfort of puberty.
I am totally okay with being a girl.
>>29416297
As much as I hate women and hate myself for being one, I know being a man would be immensely worse. I wouldn't be able to handle all the pressure that is put on men.
Aren't the overwhelming majority of transexuals men transitioning to become women? Only an idiot would give up life on easy mode whereas the desire to become pretty and adored is deviant but understandable.
>tfw no qt long haired jewish bf
why even live
Is that new? Did he finally get rid of that disgusting unibrow?
>>29416338
my qt doesn't have a unibrow
>>29416710
he did for like two months straight, it made him look inbred.
Is it possible to become completely self sufficient and not need friends or women to make your life whole?
I'm 24 y/o virgin, I have a few friends but a lot of the time they are inconsiderate and just don't want to be around them. The simple solution here is to find new friends but I've tried that and I never find people I fit in with. I'm just tired of being pissed off at other people and would like to be my own man without ever needing anyone.
I feel like my mind is mostly happy with being alone most of the time, but there are times were I get lonely
Yes its possible but you will be miserable.
>>29416234
I wish it wasn't like that. I always figured there are bound to be people in the world who are happy enough being alone
>>29416214
>I'm just tired of being pissed off at other people and would like to be my own man without ever needing anyone
>I'm just tired of being pissed at other people so I would like to be alone and pissed at everyone
Genius.
Can someone tell me the difference between a failed normie, robot, cyborg, etc.?
I'm confused.
There is none.
They're not real words.
Every faggot imagines a meaning.
There is no meaning.
Like our lives.
Normalfag: Someone who is accepted into society with open arms. Has no problem making friends and getting sex, the whole world smiles at them.
Cyborg: Normalfag that thinks they aren't a normalfag because they're bottom tier loser normslaves
Failed normal: Someone who tried very hard to be accepted but never was. (Elliot)
Robot: Someone who is ostracized by society and usually attacked on a regular basis when interacting with them. Is friendless virgin.
>>29416159
I am unironically pretty sure I coined the term 'failed normie' and in my original thread on it, the idea was that failed normies are people who wanted to be Chad, wanted to shag slags, wanted to go to parties etc but were always rejected no matter how hard they tried.
Whereas, a robot was someone who actually prefers to just stay home and be introverted, while at the same time being judged by society for this 'unusual' preference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m9A8mY-U0
People were happier. Everyone was better off
This is the way things should be
>>29416156
http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9FnYo7jlc
>>29416156
I think I want to restore society to a good status quo instead of this degenerate NEET and SJW shit.
You're stupid if you honestly believe any time period was better than the current. Really, the only period that may have had a higher percentage of happy/wealthy population was the 50s/60s, and that's really only if you're a middle class white male.
This is like having nostalgia for something you didn't even experience.
>plays DS while teacher is talking
>asian
>exercise shorts
>glasses
>back satchel instead of backpack (pic related)
>argues with you about random shit
>constantly alone at lunch
literally me in college right now
>Wears oversized headphones and blasts German Rap
>Says he has 40 identities on Tor
>Looks like he's cosplaying as a character from the division
>Wears hoodie in 100 degree weather
>>29416080
Jesus, that's me
Who is your oneitis /r9k/? And why cant you be with her
She was a caustic little mulatto shortstack/my best friend and I can't be with her because she's currently a pile of ashes in an urn.
>>29416053
Her name starts with L
She has better music taste than me and is the best human to walk this world.
You robots lied to me :T
She's everything I could have ever wanted andI actually have her
She was a cute little pothead I worked with for a while. Things were perfect, but she hates me now. So we can't be together.
I'm really wondering.
I got into femdom cause i had a very shitty self-esteem and felt intimidated by girls when growing up. I always put them on the pedestal until university
Then it wasn't a self esteem thing but i found femdom hentai hot. I started taking adhd medication (60mg, max dosage permitted in my country), went from spending 2-6 mins fapping to femdom to -> 3-12 hours marathons looking and edging to femdom.
it wasn't everyday nor every week. sometimes 3-4 days straight. Sometimes i could step away from it for like 2 weeks and...
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How?
To tell you the truth, I don't know where this damn fetish came from. It's pretty much the only thing that I can jack off to though.
>>29415981
dont try to get rid of it, you'll regress if you try
embrace it
>Continued
,femdom started became an addiction (my medication's dosage was too high and causing super high libido+ extreme focus->watching femdom nonstop and wiring your pleasure centers to femdom->becoming addicted to it)
It's paradoxal to say that my self esteem was wayyy higher when i started university. But it did cycles, normal level and extreme lows. Want to know what caused these cycles? edging to femdom
If i fapped to femdom for 8 hours,i'd be sick and have a non-existant self-esteem for the next...
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>become /fit/ /lit/ fag and ditch tv and vidya games
>I can't at all related to other students who only talk about crappy tv shows and shitty video games and never talk about life or anything related to reading or lifting because STEM fag
I can't win, can I?
Then don't be a STEMfag
>>29415976
Yea man 4chan is so patrician. We are truly superior.
>>29415976
You sound pretentious as fuck to be honest. You can enjoy /lit/, and be /fit/, and be /STEM/, without giving up things like TV or video games just because they're seen as 'pleb' or 'devoid of substance' (which isn't even remotely true).