How do normies go through life being a walking mess of contradictory beliefs?
>inb4 you're the same
I actively try not to be. There is a difference.
>>29425569
>How do normies go through life being a walking mess of contradictory beliefs?
Could you elaborate?
>>29425595
Logic, for one. When it supports their beliefs, logic is fine. It shows they're intelligent, rational people. They're cool with logic when it supports their beliefs.
When a logical argument disproves something they don't like, they change the subject (often by attacking the person who disagrees with them in some irrelevant way) or attack the concept of logic itself (like Andrea Nye in her book "Words of Power").
>>29425637
No shit people don't like being proven wrong or having their beliefs challenged, how is that a contradiction?
What's the creepiest thing that's ever happened to you?
>>29425543
Well, when I was young, I was maybe 8 or 9 years old, I got really sick with fever and I would hallucinate alot, one night I literally saw a humanoid shadowy figure standing over me when I was in bed, the figure then jumped to the ceiling and curled up to a ball then left the room.
Most other hallucinations were shit though, nothing really scary, saw some cowboys riding horses through the desert and some shit.
>>29425543
That picture op really scare me but i can't stop looking at it
>waiting to meet a dealer and pick up a zip
>smoke a big ass joint at a nice little secluded patch of grass by a river
>listen to music and stare at the water, high as fuck
>realize there's someone walking up behind me
>get a bit paranoid, turn off music, stand up
>fat fuck, probably in his 50's, shirt which barely fits him and shows off his gut, ancient cell phone in it's breast...
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I lost all my Pepes. Please post every Pepe you have!
>>29425507
how did you lose them?
>>29425527
They were all on my laptop that got redistributed. These two are literally all I have left.
Oqal moamq and
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Hi Jan hijab blues
What did robots do before the internet?
>>29425502
Played super Nintendo
>>29425581
before video games?
>>29425590
I wasn't alive so idk. Stuff
What the fuck! Do women really pee like that?
They sit/ squat down most of the time, this being the reason why.
please provide the sauce, original poster
so inferior
Let's all talk about the girls we obsess over. I'm going through a bad bout of onitis and need some solidarity.
>onitis is friends roommate and waitress
>usually see her leaving the apartment in uniform or at work
>finally see her off shift
>she's cute as fuck without her fake smile and all that makeup
>we chat and it turns out she's only waiting tables until she can find a job in her field
>"Well it was nice seeing you, Anon. Maybe we can talk again some time"
This was nearly a month ago and we've only talked a handful of time since. I'm still in obsession mode and feel like I'm constantly checking her instagram and facebook for places to make sure she doesn't have a bf.
dont be a pussy. the moment you confirm she doesn't have a bf, try and get your friend to help you hang out with her, then ask if she has a boyfriend etc and date. or if you're ultra pussy, send her a message on instagram, tho you'll have a lower chance at her.
She and I have a history and we have a bunch of obstacles that prevent anything from happening between us. But I still have feelings for her even though I know it'll never work out. I had my chance 2 years ago and didn't take it.
Two nights ago she came over and we cuddled in my bed. We didn't actually do anything but we got pretty close and I felt up most of her body. It was the first time I've ever been anything approaching intimate and sexual with a girl. It was nice I guess, but also a giant tease. While it was enjoyable in the moment there's...
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>>29425422
1.either attempt to make a move or fuck off
2.if 1 dosent work fuck off
3.fuck off
Just walk away if you can't get her. Also stop being retarded with your puppy love bullshit. It's tough because as soon as you catch feelings for some bitch you start imagining the best case life with said person. Realistically best case scenarios never happen or at least in these situations they don't. Life sucks just embrace the nihilism and take up an honest drug habit like a real man
Any robots ever sniffed your mom's or sister's worn panties?
Didn't sniff but worn them once
My neighbor same age as my mom 50ish, comes to use our washing machine, also worn them once to look myself in the mirror
I'm straight tho
>>29425414
Her butthole is the perfect color.
>>29425414
No but I got a deal with my cousin where I pay her 5 dollars per panties for each used panties so I can keep them and sniff them when I fap.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10540628
Let's find out how old the average robot is
>>29425404
Almost voted 20, turned 21 a few days ago
>>29425431
happy birthday dude, did you do anything fun?
oregano on my eggpost
>>29425404
Bumpity bump bump bumpity bump bump
Anyone got a catfish facebook?
>>29425299
>that obvious cheek suck in
I use photos of my cousin to pretend to be a chad living halfway across the country from where I really am.
>>29425299
I don't get why people think this image is funny. He obviously lives out in the middle of nowhere or some shit and sent it to his friends as a joke. I do shit like that all the time
How do you achieve this aesthitic, /r9k/?
>>29425258
have long hair, smoke cigarettes and wear a denim jacket
>>29425258
Kill yourself and play the lottery again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em3QVdDCfnM&list=RDL-f2xlZySF0&index=4
Can we all just appreciate Cranford, the robot's muscician
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>>29425251
Lol cucked by big bro! He probably fucks your mom over you too
Holy shit my fucking sides have left orbit fucking kek
>>29425251
This could've been avoided if you were more like your big brother.
You deserved it.
>tfw will never have a 500+ year old loli gf to dominate me
Why are you worried about things that are actually possible?
>>29425248
What anime is that?
Origami
>>29425770
monogatari series
>>29425248
I wasn't ready for this feel
Oregano
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/19/us/oregon-man-accused-of-groping-child-on-airline-flight/index.html
>>29425223
Just because he's "handsome" doesn't mean he's chad. Looks don't matter much for men, game does and I know a lot of virgin male models.
>>29425303
No, he's literally named Chad.
>>29425223
seems like a huge overreaction
>only eat once a day
>>29425194
I do that but I'm fat.
>only shower once a month
>>29425219
How are you eating over 2000 calories in one meal? kek
ITT: Draw on MS Paint your favorite meme.
>>29425127
forced meme is forced. fuck off millhouse 2.0
>>29425127
shit taste in memes, i'm glad thats dead
my favourite is the party autist but i don't really want to draw it
>>29425127
Already a head of you OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6T_X7MXg40&list=PL4_Fedo_oysTdBFKPbWQMDSTcitblZvlJ