>me when i just broke out of 5 years of NEETdom and got a 65k starting office job
>>29426422
How? You obviously didn't go to college since you are neet.
>>29426422
>OFFICE JOB
I'd rather kill myself.
What job is it? What steps did you take?
What are you drinking tonight? Why are you drinking tonight? Let's share our misery.
This is the definitive robot album.
kraken
because I'm an alcoholic with no life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxGoPypBn9g
Krakens the shit bro
dont h8 m8
I'm done robots
I have about 250 dollars to my name, a guitar, and a sketch pad... I'm gonna throw my phone in a pong, burn my wallet/ID and run away, I'm 18 now and there's nothing anyone can do about it.. I live in Phoenix and have nothing keeping me here, a family I hate, a shitty job, and no prospects, and want to try to get to New York... I'll take a greyhound, uber, hell I'll walk if I have to... How far do you think I'll get before giving up and heading home...
>he wants to be a homeless bum in new york
you couldn't have picked a worse city to be homeless in
You won't get far. Maybe the bus terminal. Maybe NY. Then you'll wish you had ID and a phone.
>>29426347
Seriously. Ditching that shit is fucking retarded.
>You, sir, win the Internet.
>You. I like you.
>Upvoted!
>Edit: thanks for the reddit gold!
>>29426298
Wow. Just, wow.
I can't.
>>29426298
>Updootz ^_^
I found a treasure map if any of you are wanting to go on an adventure with me
>>29426288
yes please. I'm bored with my life.
>>29426288
Which state? Please be in Massachusetts
>>29426327
Pirates don't say please, we will be cruising some of the roughest neighborhoods in Montana, is that understood lad?
>>29426349
Montana
I went to a restaurant with a group of normies, and we had this coupon for "choice of free appetizer" that one guy had won from a local volleyball social league (the restaurant sponsors the league). We got three appetizers at $6, $4.50, and $3. The waiter took the $3 appetizer off. I told him I wanted the $6 off for free. He just stared at me, and everyone else at the table was on his side, literally yelling at me that it isn't how coupons work, and that coupons always get the cheapest off. I thought I was right, because it's not like a "buy one get one" but literally says "choice of free appetizer" and I was choosing my appetizer.
Anyway I'm wondering if I'm autistic or if this was a legitimate thing for me to be upset about.
Interesting. Should have asked for a seperate bill for your meal with the $6 appetizer and use the coupon.
Why do normies care so much about waiters and waitresses, but not give a fuck about gas station attendants, fast food workers, or convenience store clerks?
>>29426275
you're an austistic jew for arguing about saving $3, in front of what I assume to be your only friends too
>go to anime con last saturday
>host of this panel asks people to battle him on Pokemon and win a shiny Mewtwo
>go up to him even though I'm a casual but I had my 3DS along with me
>this huge neckbeard manchild that looked like he was about 35 and literally stank like body odor approaches us right after and says he'll battle him for the Mewtwo in a loud, confident voice
>host starts paying more attention to him than...
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>>29426189
Sounds like a true oldfag vs nu male reddit casual
>>29426189
You're making too many generalizations
Not all women care about looks
Not all women care about personality
Every person is different
>>29426189
>this guy had a baby
was it his?
>summer 2006 or 2007
>at my aunt's house
>girl cousin occasionally comes over
>she's two years older than me
>thought she was hot back then but I was still not as aware of sexual things as I am now so I just thought she looked good
>she plays with me and my siblings
>somehow she and I end up in a dark bedroom in the house
>somehow...
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>>29426157
>Stories you've never told anyone
>Tells a story where he tells his mom everything
>>29426157
Is she still hot?
>>29426157
>My mom asked my about it and I think I told her the truth
Your mom dead or something then? how is this a "secret" ?
>tfw you're the ugly sibling
My brother is a few years older than me and is a total chad.
does anyone else share this feel? people without siblings need not reply.
>>29426148
>tfw youre the fat sibling
>tfw youre the socially inept sibling
>tfw youre the sibling that wont reproduce
>tfw youre the sibling that wishes they were dead.
>>29426168
This is literally me tbqhwy
I was always the least outgoing. The youngest, yet while younger the one who seemed like he had an idea of what he wanted to do and set out to achieve it. Or seemed to want to achieve it.
My brother was more artistic and outgoing, so while he didn't have qualifications in his favour, he did take care of himself and have a ton of fun. He had a much better personality than I do, and would have made better use of my time. He died aged 28.
My oldest sister went off on a weird spell before I was even old enough to really be aware what was going on, and was the first...
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>this is their argument
im not reading this you stupid tripfaggot
question is, do we side with chad or against chad?
>>29426159
>im not reading this
not an argument
You guys remember that guy who asked /r9k/ to rate him? Look what I found LMAO
Pic 1/4
It's like Elliot came back from the dead, but more faggoty
>>29426130
Look at this goofy looking motherfucker.
>>29426151
Thats not all look at his little dick.
Anyone else here do stupid imaginary situations inside their heads to entertain themselves in normal day situations?
Trying to sleep with the window open and the dog at my feet
>I am a viking sleeping under the stars, the furry creature at my feet is my loyal steed. The village is hardly an hour away, we attack at dawn
Sitting out on a park bench on a sunny day having a smoke
>I am a middle-aged british writer who has just returned from a long journey to realise my wife and child are both dead. I have no...
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>>29426116
nah brah, i do this every day
source: i'm a successful 31 year old married professional
>>29426116
I am going to try doing this tomorrow, thanks OP
>>29426127
You got any personal favourites?
>hate memes like pepe and the use of them
>still save everyone i see and have over 350 of them
Have you helped that guy who lost all his pepes?
my pepe folder has over 1,200 pepes, I don't even consider myself a collector. I think I've been here too long.
>>29426137
that would be terrible. I keep my reactions on dropbox so they sync across computers and I can have a backup. I should probably make a separate backup on a usb key.
>>29426206
post all of your pepes pls
What do you hate most about yourself?
I.E: i have a flat ass, im too lazy, etc etc lmao
My inability and complete lack of desire to be functional.
>>29426115
But if you hate your lack of desire to be something then you kinda do desire it, dont ya think?
>>29426097
my hair, my lack of ambition, -5 layers of irony
Hi r9k. I have a short video I would like you to watch and if possible, comment your thoughts on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjSh_esW9W4
A few questions
1) How do you feel about the most preferred race for both men and women? Does it make sense to you that they are the most desired?
2) If you're a Catholic/Christian, as most of r9k is, could you please explain why this board is extremely racist when, from what I've heard, Jesus hated racism?
3) what race are you? How does it feel seeing where your race stands in terms of being desirable...
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>>29426086
>I'm trying to figure this board's relationship out with race.
Didn't watch the video yet.
Just gonna say that this board is overlapping with /pol/.
Some are moderate and not hateful but truly believe in preserving the races.
And even those that don't truly believe this stuff love joking about it (edgy!).
So.. get ready for it.
>>29426086
>Buzzfeed
Reminder to not consume Buzzfeed content ever.
>>29426086
>1) How do you feel about the most preferred race for both men and women? Does it make sense to you that they are the most desired?
I don't feel muck of anything t.b.h. It does make sense that whites are the most desired.
>2) If you're a Catholic/Christian, as most of r9k is, could you please explain why this board is extremely racist when, from what I've heard, Jesus hated racism?
I'm baptist. This board is racist because most...
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