>cis
>robot
pick one
BaileyJay seems to get uglier and uglier. I remember seeing her for the first time a few years back and thinking, "Thats the best looking trap ever" and now shes just an ugly fag with bitch tits and makeup.
way dooooooooown
below the ocean
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeere I wanna be
she may be
traps are sleeper Chads and fuck tons of people nice try.
Is it possible to actually age gracefully? What is the most effective thing I can do to make especially my body not look like complete shit? You can always get face work done. But how can you prevent saggy, discolored body skin and nasty, wormy veins everywhere? Even your muscles start to get all fucked up after a certain age, and I'm not sure what you can do about it. It seems like after 60 there's not shit you can do to not look like hell regardless of how well you take care of yourself.
>implying anyone on this board will ever live past 40
You're going to get old, and ugly, and you're going to die, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Okay? Now let's focus on accomplishing real things with the time inbetween now and our impending, inevitable deaths, where we will look like complete shit and kids will post pictures of our withered and shit-encrusted bodies on the internet and scorn us while being internally terrified.
>>29440284
Probably true for a lot of us. I'm already mid-30s though and I don't plan on going anywhere.
>>29440326
There isn't anything that matters compared to mortality. Nothing matters which is not eternal. What are you going to do? Invent something? Have sex? Do drugs? Who gives a shit? Nothing you do matters in the end. But trying to extend your life does.
I fell for the hurr durr just bee urself meme.
>Be Me
>Become Taoist
>Shunned now by everyone in my family.
Why are Christianfags so two-faced?
Because Christianity, like all Jewish faiths is inherently barbaric.
Also, good taste in 2hus you got there.
>>29440266
>he fell for the just be yourself meme
Protip OP: It's just B.E. yourself
Thank me laterThe B stands for "B.E. yourself"
It's funny when people say that because when I am "myself" most people hate me.
I fucked up robots...
No it isn't you stupid fag ask her to do somthing later.
>>29440232
You litterally din't do anything wrong, stop being an autist.
>>29440232
Jesus Christ, I bet if she took fat steaming shit in her pants you'd call it "kind of cute :3" too
Fucking cuck
>black foreign german
>submissive coalburner sweden
Seems about right
>>29440185
Why....i was thinking cuck was just a meme but. Wtf...is this a real political promotion? Im a black guy and this shit is soooo ham fisted its funny.
>>29440244
>Im a black guy
kill yourself
>>29440293
Not before i cuck your race lol
Why do these other guys get to have Kageshi girlfriends and they have cyber "sex" on Skype where they take their clothes off. The girl puts her fingers in her vagina and sexually moans and the man masturbates.
Why do these other guys get to have Kageshi girlfriends and I don't?
they say "im not a slut" and they just finished touching their vagina in front of some fag on skype?
hello alex
mfw spot you everytime
girls say "im busy" when an ugly beta who isnt in their genetic league asks them to go to a movie then 2 minutes later they post on twitter that they're "bored" someone "hmu"
hit them up
What are some good or at least acceptable modern cartoons?
>>29440107
Regular Show is decent. I stopped liking it though because my teenage sister is always watching it and I despise her.
I love the shit outta SU...
>>29440150
fuck that shit, regular show is dope. I think it's the best cartoon out there aside from the fact I feel it's held back on humor (which they do a fucking decent job of) because of being hosted on CN
There's a lot of cartoons that are great, a series I'd recommend is "Over the Garden Wall" which is really good. Although you guys might not like it because it's associated with the storyboard artists on the same board as CN shows such as Steven Universe and Adventure Time......
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Omegle thread?
I'm a pussy so i'll be in the texting instead of video chat
put robot9000 as tag
>>29440097
>robot9000
aren't the usual tags "r9k" and "r9komegle" ?
>>29440134
just put the first thing that came to mind
please no normalfags
>have a dream that I'm a Siamese twin
>walk away from my twin for a few minutes
>talking to this older lady, listing all these weird statistics about being a housemom
>suddenly wake up and I'm cumming in my pants
Maybe I've gotta jerk off more.
>be me having a dream
>dream changes and i am fondling and sucking my hot mom's boobs
>suddenly realizes i can control my actions (lucid)
>best hard fuck of my life.
>real sex never came close after.
Does anyone know what it means?
>have a dream I'm at a bookstore at the mall
>randomly decide to steal a national geographic magazine
>walk out of store alarm is triggered but not too obviously
>casually walking all over the mall with natgeo in my hand
>can sense short fat Mexican woman security guard following me but at a walking pace
>slow speed casual pursuit continues all over the mall
>I...
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Any Arab or Moslem aspies here? whats it like?
How can pic not be related
>>29440040
um this board is majority redditor normies. Try /pol/.
>>29440040
sandnigger reporting in, what do you want to know?
I'm from one of those rare European countries with a Muslim majority.
I'm not religious, but my parents are. They're fair-weather religious people and it's obnoxious, but I don't bother calling anyone out for it.
>what's it like
Being a KHV, NEET, who hates his life and wants to die is pretty much the same in any part of the world.
He's a 26 years old virigin can someone believe this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL12LnI7g1-wdmJF0PL61XJ1eUQFpZypIH&v=kzIy6n5mPMQ
>>29440019
>linking jewtube
>>29440019
wtf i cant view it. looks kinda hot though. Why is it blocked in my country? im from the Uk ffs
>>29440160
>im from the Uk ffs
sigh, nanny state cucks coming home to roost
>got a citation for using too much company toilet paper
wageslave general
Has this seriously never happened to anyone else before?
>>29439931
>>29440154
>asking questions related to job
>on NEET board
>>29440154
No, how much did you use and how did they know it was you? Where the hell do you work that cites you for toilet paper usage?
Who here /hatetheirparents/?
>constantly act like entitled niggers to employees wherever they go and embarrass me in front of qts.
>force me to spend my sheckles to get haircuts and cook even though I don't go out or eat meals that require effort.
>always think I have an attitude or some shit with them because I have avoidant personality which leads to bullshit arguments.
>tfw want to move out but no money.
>tfw...
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>>29439890
I just hate them for having me in the first place.
I'll never forgive my dad for beating me and my mom tho.
Don't even get me started
>complain about me "spoiling myself" with money I've earned
> say I'm a rotten child who isn't going anywhere in life (I don't do drugs/drink, always stay focused in school)
> me: "hey mom how was your day" mom: "I'm sick of your attitude young man"
>tries to get me to quit job because I'm not spending enough time at home with family
>...
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>>29439999
>won't let you move out
How old are you? Aren't you legally entitled to move out after you've reached a certain age (18)? My mom was a crazy cunt who 'wouldn't let me' move out, but I packed me shit and left one day when she wasn't home and there was precisely fuck all she could do about it.
We are here to refine our souls so we ascend to a higher plane upon death.
I can't wait for the anti-buddhism guy to show up. I like him.
prove this is not hell instead
>>29440077
I can try to fill in for him.
YOURE ANTI-LIFE!!! SLAVE MORALITY!!! UNTERMENSCH!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fembots, do you think you could get a bf if you looked like that?
it's a trap i can see the tuck
I can get a bf looking like the boily fat fuck I am now.
I don't know how exactly I'd take advantage of attractiveness.
most fembots could get laid on their body alone