Who else here /hentai/
That's pony porn
Anyone /d/ here?
is that fucking kakyoin in the bottom left corner
>class starts
>teacher comes in
>today you'll be working with assigned partners!!
>no.jpg
>teacher fucking reads off all our names loudly with the person we're assigned with
>teacher gets calls a slutty ghetto popular bimbo bitch to work with me
>she yells "NO" in disgust
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>>29949618
I have many stories like that.
>>29949695
Which time was the worst?
>sophomore year of high school
>in class, 5 men including myself and the rest women
>teacher assigns us a task to be done in groups of 4
>asks if we want to make our own groups or not
>one guy is like "well there are 4 guys in the class, so we'll work together!"
>teacher responds with "what about anon?"
>he glances over in my direction...
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Fembot feels thread
>tfw I have to go to the movies alone for the 2ed time this year
I have a hard time believing a female posting here would call herself a "fem"bot.
>chad forgot to bring me flowers
>bf losing attraction to me
fembots, give me one good reason why you aren't masturbating right now.
I just got fucked
I just finished masturbating
Anyone else here remember the first time you fingered a woman?
I almost couldn't believe that women masturbate too. That's how retarded you are when you're Captain Beta.
>tfw no basket case bf
>>29966645
You again eh? You sure are persistent I'll give you that.
>>29966645
Where are you? How cute are you? How cute is your penis? What are your bf requirements?
JUST
UST
S
T
I'm currently a struggling net who's too anti social to quality for work. I try to find things to keep me occupied while bf's at work (exercising, cleaning,cooking, browsing content on youtube). What can I do to surprise him today?
>>29966391
Cook him his favorite food and have dinner together.
Or give him a relaxing massage if that's his thing.
Put his favourite video game or movie on and prepare a nice meal. After that give him a backrub and a blow job.
>>29966476
he doesnt like blowjobs
When did you realise you're a real robot?
>be me 5 years ago
>shy and pure virgin girl I liked in highschool messages everyone in our friend group for a meetup
>everyone agrees
>day of meeting, no one's around except me and her
>she says "well anon, it's just you and me"
>decide to man up and stop being a beta for a second.
>"Yeah,...
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>>29966349
>How the FUCK does this even happenIt's because you can't spell "lose".
I recently watched a VHS tape of a family gathering filmed in 1992.
I was attached to my mum asking her "when is everyone going to leave". You can hear me asking it over and over throughout the entire video that's like 30 minutes of my dad just going around filming everyone.
So basically, I was a robot as a <5 year old.
>>29966378
lel I have a VHS tape of me sperging out because there's too many people singing happy birthday to me
I just had the strangest dream
>team of local chads wins the "feminist cup"
>a girl has to be "sacrificed" to them
>it's basically a blow bang
>she invites me to watch
>about 12 of chads are on the scene in a very spacious bathroom
>they are all nice though (most chads I have met have been)
>everyone is cheering and about to...
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dreams mean nothing and no one wants to hear about them
Freud believed dreams to be subconscious wish fulfillments. This one seems pretty obvious
>>29966303
Freud was also a jewish fraud.
>sad, still playing by the rules
>can't achieve anything
>finally realize that
>edgiest burst of rage takes over your sad state
>nothingmattersanymore.jpg
>ready to stump any idiot getting on the way
i-i am scared of myself lads. this is a lightning fast 180 degrees my inner self is taking.
should i be worried?
Be careful.
You could kill someone with one punch in a moment of rage, pls sek halp
>>29966119
you should just go fuck yourself with your shitty onepiece image
>>29966159
>posting in 4chad
>founded by animu culture
umad. im not an animu fag though, i wanted a rage pic for maximum edginess.
>>29966143
o-ok. desu im surprised /r9k/ didn't get there yet.
How does a fembot get a cute black bf like pic related?
Me except I'm overweight because lmao no reason to exercise other than my own interest.
>>29966114
Why don't you just stop eating?you don't need to work outn
>>29966130
Thanks for that, I was gonna go get a snack to calm hunger pangs but I'll just have some water.
>Unsheathes Katana and steps out in front of you
>"Heh, goin' somewhere kiddo?"
I will take your chew bone away, boy, and I will put it in the cupboard if you don't btfo.
I'm not joking.
>>29965994
... yea ... to kill u
*doges ur swing
*teleports behind u
*unzips katana and holds it up to ur neck
Heh ,,, nuthin personal, kid.
*slits ur neck open
*dissapears into smok
*comes out of his severed neck*
*creeps behind you*
who's a good boy?
*slices your stomach*
>tfw no gf who's insecure about her flat ass
wtf? why would you want a gf with no ass?
>>29965950
Thank G-d for that
I would still hit it. But gently in case her hips break.
Do you ever get sad when you see attractive girls in the street, because you know you'll never have them?
>>29965947
I was at an event and noticed I was one of the only single people there. Made me realize how far from normal I am.
>>29966077
>one of the only single people
Nice sentence there.
No cause they'll never have me ;^)kill me
How disappointing is it for a woman to find out a guy she likes isn't good at socializing. On a scale of 0-10.
What I mean by this is; you don't really talk much at all, don't have any actual friends, can't really interact well with other people, especially around your own age group.
It's not just disappointing it is a form of rape. I feel violated and assaulted if I find out that I even for 1 minute was tricked into thinking a loser might be a potential partner for me.
NO LOSERS allowed in my pussy.
>>29965949
Nice meme, maam.
>>29965926
If she's a regular chick or if she Stevie's to be like other women, she'll find it extremely unattractive, and her friends will tell her to stop talking to you.
Remember:
Unless all you have to offer is kindness and decency, a woman would generally never want to be with you.
The one time a girl DID want to be with me for those reasons, it's because she was suicidal and poor and legit needed somebody to help her survive
How many of you don't have a Facebook account with your irl name?
What's your reasons?
For me, I just don't wanna compete in this rat race. Everyone competes who has the most friends, likes etc.
Also, people are so fake there. They just try to impress the rest with their life, showing it in only positives with huge exaggeration.
I just don't want to be a part of this.
Nice try zuckerberg do your own market research elsewhere
>>29965903
i had a facebook account until 2011
now it's removed
my friends don't use it anyways
People can't look me up by name.