who /acid/ here? I am tripping balls and I don't know whether to panic that I'm gonna die or rejoice in the bliss that is creation a living hell made to confine the sheeple
also how's your night going robots?
>Tripping
>While broswing r9k
not a good idea
>>29963648
Yes.i said no mozarella chees or oregano
LISTEN UP YOU FUCKING ROBOTS
Why don't you ever reply to weed or drug threads? Are you too fucking scared to use drugs? Too normie for you?
What a disgrace, we could have the best drug threads on 4chan.
>it's a boogie lies and pretends he's healthy enough to leave the house and play pokemon go episode
>watching boogie
Can't believe this fat fuck hasn't died of a massive cardiac arrest yet. Wow
>>29963465
His channel is like reality tv to me. Even though it's a huge waste of time and nothing interesting ever happens, the hook of him having a heart attack or getting divorce raped is enough to keep me watching.
>meet cute neet girl through a friend
>we start talking and get along fairly well
>basically a female version of me
>start to hang out with her and eventually fall in love with her
>tell her how I feel and that I want to date her
>she says that she is asexual and doesn't want to be in a relationship
does anyone know this kind of feel
where do I go from here
move on
she wants chad to dick her down not you
is it possible to be in a relationship without sex
original bumpesto
Please remember this all you whining betas: Sex is a rare privilege not a necessity.
If you don't have a hot body, an attractive face or social skills, you are not fit for sex and do not deserve it
Pic relates: reserved for alphas
FUCK SEX
I NEED CUDDLES
PLEAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEE
>>29962875
same applies to cuddles
>>29962864
>asian women
>for alphas
kek
asian women are bottom tier trash
only weeaboo neckbeard manchildren desire them, not alphas
Left or right, /r9k/? Weigh in.
>>29962450
How is this even a question
yare yare daze
>>29962450
>Innocent-looking girl who is not actually innocent
I fell for that one so many times I'm starting to think some higher power is fucking with me
They're both children though.
When I woke up I thought it was Tuesday edition
OHAYOU /BRITFEEL/
LET'S DO OUR BEST AND FINISH THE WEEK ON A HIGH NOTE OKAY?
#PrayForNice
Feel bad for the frogs desu lads.
>Stalk HS classmates on Facebook
>Get message, " hey anon, you've been looking at my profile, did you want to be FB friends"
>>29961075
did you like their pictures like a newfag?
>want to jerk off to pictures of people on Facebook
>can't because paranoid that they get a notification telling them that you looked at their pictures
I've asked around and never gotten a straight answer.
Wait Facebook tells you who's been looking at your pics?
>tfw when I listen to music IImagine performing it on stage in school, with everyone loving it
I can't be the only one
No faggot. I pose myself and pretend I am in a GTA artwork and everyone is watching a youtube video that has that song and imagine people saying "Omgg who's here because of Gta 7??? Such good music in that game :))"
>>29961001
Its funny at some time but then it becomes just sad knowing you dont even play any instrument
>>29961001
everyone dreams of that anon. Btw, here's some kids doing it, but it's kind of cringy; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk
Tfw too afraid to leave the house. How can i play pokemon go now?
>buy incense
>collect rattata in your room forever
Dont pretend youre too cool to play this game /r9k/. I know you people play it.
>>29960865
>female avatar
What a fag
>you're the gentleman who carries her coat
>she lets Chad facefuck her deep in the throat
Is that Adriana Chechik?
>>29960688
Most likely because you're either 5'6" and 200+lbs, or you look like you escaped from Aushwitz.
normal women don't actually do stuff like that in webm, not even to chad
get off the internet mate, the amount of "throat fuckers" is probably 1 in 100,000.
I hate living at my parents house.
I have to hide in my room to try and avoid them.
Waste so much time just waiting to not run into them.
They can't seem to just leave me alone either.
They got a problem with nearly everything, kids on the block on their yard. Neighbors make too much noise. Hate their job. Stuck in traffic. It's fucking endless. If I run into them or they catch me outside smoking they'll go into a non stop rant about everything that's wrong in the world.
>>29960460
You're a clever faggot, you know that?
>>29960460
cheeky fucker ;)
srsly fuck u tho
>>29960460
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, MOMMA I GOT YOUR BACK NIGGA I AIN'T GON LET YOU DOWN NOW
Boy, I wish I was white so I could get free, quality, pretty virgin girls of any race I wanted. I have a physics and mathematics degree, graduated near the top of my class, work an R&D job making 70k/yr, have interesting and adrenaline filled hobbies, I lift, I have good skin, and girls still tell me "sorry I prefer white guys" or "sorry I don't date black guys".
Meanwhile white men can just merely exist and have sluts and virgins alike throwing themselves at them.
I hate all of you, may you burn in hell if it is real.
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I see black men walking around with hotter women of all races than white men. I saw some pretty ugly as shit black men walking around with some 10/10 cute teen white girls. Maybe the statistics are off because black men don't marry these women, they just pump and dump them with a kid.
>>29960000
If black guys could go on Interpals/okcupid/4chan, message a girl, and come out with a gf in a day flat, then I might believe you.
>>29960034
Most black guys are out going swag faggots, that turns girls on. When ever I see a white guy dating outside his race, it is always with some ugly ass Asian woman. I see black guys with some legit 10/10 women and On top of that they have no intention on ever being loyal to these women.
>trying to lose weight
>go whole day without eating
>go on scale this morning
>gained 5 pounds
>>29958217
you need help. you don't lose weight by eating nothing. you will either die (you won't, you'll eat first) or binge on garbage sometime soon.
look for some information on proper nutrition if you're serious about losing weight.
>>29958217
Why the fuck wouldnt you eat your just going to slow doen your metabolism too much
Crash diets don't work and are harmful for your body.
>Swimming for 30 minutes, 5 days a week + reasonable dietary restrictions
It'll come off in time breh
I want to know the average physique of a robot.
use http://bodyvisualizer.com/male.html or http://bodyvisualizer.com/, insert your measurements as close as you can and post them here.
>>29958090
>I want to know the average physique of a robot.
all you will get are chads, stacies and normies who all browse here
do with this as you willoregano
>>29958125
This thread is based on an honor system. if you aren't a robot ree get out etc. etc.
who /drugs/ here?
i've recently becoming reliant on using speed to get through the day
>>29956917
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy speedfreak here aswell, I've been up for fucking 32 hours and I'm hallucinating lightly
I'm not even in it for the amph dopamine rush, I'm in it for the post-24 hour psychosis stage, something about this insane feeling that is so exhilerating
how did you guys get into speed? how exactly does it make you feel
>>29957241
I also jacked off for 3 hours straight, I felt chest pain and my heart was racing through the roof so I had to stop but I couldn't finish so now I'm pissed as hell, it's only fueling the fire