>age
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
>method
I'll go first
>age
32
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
1.6%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
47%
>method
If I'm still able enough, launch myself off pic related. If not then...
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>age
24
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
less than 10%, half of the year passed me by without me even noticing, it's not a good year, but so far it's not a horrible one
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
50%
>method
Opening my veins
>age
19
>kys in 2016
0.0000001%
>kys eventually
5%
(only because im too scared of the potential pain / gore)
>method
exit bag i guess? seems like the least painful / most convenient
>age
24
>likelihood of 2016 being the year
High
>likelihood of doing it at some point
High
>method
Rope
It hurts to live guys
I feel...
I feel like I am gaining control over my mania.
Lately I've been laughing a lot, also while walking at the street. I am really high on life now.
Usually it ends in psychosis. But I feel like I have it under control. I am harnessing the power of mania.
I-is it possible?
I still take the anti-psychotics which should keep me from going psychotic. Luckily I didn't agree with switching meds when they thought the diagnosis might be bipolar instead.
You are playing a dangerous Game. If you Fall back down you just feel shittier than ever before. Be careful, don't let it crush you.
Then maybe you are different than most, good luck.
That's your disease telling you you can. Talk to your doc.
>>29458669
Thanks anon. I'll take a extra med once I feel it is getting outta hand.
Maybe it is not even mania. I have been depressed for so long it is hard to say.
Could you fuck a boi?
What excuses do you make, so you can still call yourself straight, even though you want to put your dick ballsdeep into that boipussy?
>>29458595
if he was qt. i crushed on a couple guys but never did anything about them for obvious reasons.
I'd give it a shot if he was cute enough and I was the least bit attracted to him in person. If I like it I'll accept being at least somewhat bi, but I won't make a big deal out of it.
>>29458595
>Could you fuck a boi?
idk desu senpai
i've seen many cute guys here, but idk if i could literally fuck any of them ;_;
LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKING NEETS, we have a lot of time to waste so let us debate:
So who would win in a fight between these two? Explain how.
Alma from F.E.A.R
Vs
Dan "Hymen Destroyer" Schneider
The location is a dark mansion.
>tfw Alma will never rape you
Dan "7 or older, bend them over" Schneider
>>29458591
>Dan "should penetrate while she's 8" Shneider walking in the dark hall
>Alma, wearing her red robe, appears in front of him
>slightly startled, Dan "hold her tighter she's fighter" takes a step back
>he takes a good look at her, he realizes that she is a little girl
>alma was slowly floating towards him with her death stare preparing...
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I was just prescribed Lexapro, I hope it helps me with my depression.
Anyone here have experience with SSRIs?
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' CRAZIER THAN
THIS NIGGA WHEN HE OFF HIS LEXAPRO
>>29458553
Ssri can help you through a hard time, took them for a year and genuelly felt better
I think it will help you
I wasn't suicidal until I got on Lexapro
OKAY THATS IT ROBOTS ITS 5 AM AND I'VE DECIDED I'M LOSING WEIGHT STARTING NOW
BEEN FAT MY ENTIRE LIFE I'M FUCKING SICK OF BEING A FATASS.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I SWEAR I'M GOING TO BE NOT FAT IN THE NEAR FUTURE I'M SO TIRED OF JUST BEING A FAT DISGUSTING SLOB NOT BEING ABLE TO FIT INTO THE CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHERE MY FUCKING FAT BROS AT???
>>29458531
good for you anon, I decided the same 3 days ago and I already feel better
>>29458545
fat bros in solidarity we're going to fucking make it man. what's your eating like?
yo man ive been fat too i just stopped snacking drank more water and rode my bike to work lost 20 pounds in two fucking months holy shit
I went to the job centre today for a jobs fair, who else /social anxiety/ here?
>I got there at about 11:50
>needed to print off some CVs
>After signing in I asked the guy where I could do that
>"same floor as where the jobs fair is, it might be quite a queue"
>Get up there
>There's only one computer you can print off
>There's someone...
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>>29458495
Went to the food stamp office. Couldn't handle ten minutes of being there despite needing to stay longer to renew them.
Guess I'll go hungry for a while.
>>29458660
Unless you're a skelly, that could be a good thing
>>29458495
How to into neetbux?
If I take enough caffeine pills will it feel like adderall?
No, you'll probably just shit yourself.
Only one way to find out. Report back after.
I doubt it. If you take too much you'll just feel uncomfortable.
>go outside
>everybody has a qt gf
>nearly every girl I see is cute as hell
>tfw no gf
a fate worse than death
>start my career soon, gonna be making six figures in probably 6 years
>interested in high risk investing or maybe real estate
>everyone tells me I better just save for a wife and kids
lol sex isn't everything OP
find your self worth and fill that void with something else
>falling for the gf will change your life meme
WTF am i the only one here who isn't a virgin
also whatever you wan't thread post all the stuff you have
Why do you have to make a big deal out of the fact that you stuck your dick in a warm hole?
>>29458491
because i'm a father
>>29458508
Have fun signing your life away.
Unless you're black and you'll just abandon your family anyway.
who else /gfbutnofriends/ here?
>>29458347
Who
>No friends
>No gf
>Think OP is a normie
Here?
>>29458399
reporting in. get out OP you fag.
>>29458347
I think I lost all my friends because of her, she's really hot but crazy in the head
Also, she was going out with my best friend for a while before as well, that probably didn't help
Transvestites are on the same level, if not below, normals.
To desperately try to become a woman so you can have others fawn all over you and give you attention is below being one at birth. Stacies and Chads do it as part of their nature, transvestites betray other outcasts and robots in order to get the attention and gratification they so much desire.
Those claiming they were "born the wrong gender" are full of shit, and likely are only saying it because other special snowflakes have pushed the agenda that this is acceptable. I refuse to use the word 'transgender', it's just not possible outside of extremely rare medical conditions, such as hermaphrodites BIRTHED with both breasts and a penis.
To have your sexual organs mutilated on purpose should be treated as it is- mental illness.
If you're one of those godawful non-people trying to be cutesy, and unique, and soak up all the attention you can, you really do not need to be here. You have a containment board to go spread your filth in. Leave honest robots alone.
>>29458284
You're right OP , all these closet homos condoning mentally ill fags because apparently they think they have ''feminine penises'' need to get fucking purged.
Even if they find their ''perfect qt trap waifu'' , that thing'll become a pool of MED RESISTANT AIDS and once it ages and those hormones stop fooling you.... Oh boy....
>>29458487
hang all homos
>>29458284
the tripfag trannies are the worst. Try to memorize their names. They shouldn't be welcome here, even if they don't reveal the fact that they're mentally ill in another thread.
Why can Chads/other attractive normies get away with practically everything? I swear that a Chad could kill any of us robots in broad daylight and easily get away with it.
>What is the halo effect?
Mia komento estas originala, vi idioto
>>29458179
Lifting is the difference between left and right.
I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN GENETICALLY A CHAD FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>fat girls exist
I don't get it. Seeing as how most women are fucking FAT nowadays, you would think they would try to get every advantage over other women in their pursuit of Chad. You could take a standard Los Angeles 6/10 and drop her in the South/Midwest, where most girls are fat. Now she's an instant 8/10 just for not being fucking fat.
>tfw i'm one of three fit women at work
>tfw false sense of superiority over almost everyone else
feels goodman
Is your pic what you would consider a standard 6/10?
>>29458169
I live in the capital of Cucknada, the land of leftism and weed. Most women around here are fat, and they look depressed/bitchy/sex starved. I don't like them, but they don't like me either, so it's all good.
What do you think your favorite sex position would be if you weren't a virgin?
Fucking gross. So little ass you can already see her disgustingly bleach white asshole and roastie.
>>29458148
that one, I'm bretty sure
>I'm a virgin, anon-kun :^)
>I dont attend those gangbangs down in the nigger ghetto :^)