guys i tried to create a strawpoll that is even more precise than the ones before
this survey tries to collect some numbers about what increases the robotness of a person
30 questions was the maximun if anybody wants to add something feel free to tell me your suggestions so that i can include them in the next poll
alternatively you can always make your own poll to post it in this thread
im the promoter of the last two polls
>>29465110
here is the poll guys
http://www.strawpoll.me/10556515
you can always respond to the old polls too
http://www.strawpoll.me/10548967
http://www.strawpoll.me/10546379
Author of the second poll here; this one's pretty good, though I think our polls are more complementary than competitive; mine describes the robot's status in life and yours describes their ideology
>no titcow girlfriend
>You will never be breastfed by her
Additionally,
>no titcow artist girlfriend to use her own boobs as a reference
tits are all I think about
Anyone hit themselves when losing in a game? I've hit myself hard enough to draw blood a few times. I usually only get that pissed when playing a MP game and get killed by another person and not AI
actual autism, and that's not a stupid meme insult
I've slapped myself lightly out of frustration, but I've never struck myself hard enough to leave a mark.
I get angry with myself when I dont meet expectations, but I know physical abuse wont actually accomplish anything.
>>29464928
do you yell REEEEEEEEE while you do it?
I dont know why we have to go through this once more normalfucks.
had gf = leave
never had gf = stay
Why do you care if I have had (or still have) a girlfriend?
Seriously, how does it effect this board at all?
>>29464877
Colours are literally different on yours
>>29464912
Fuck off to /soc/ or kikebook, normie
Anon, it's time for your daily 5 hour cum-milking session.
I know you are still sore from yesterday, it'll only hurt a bit, but I need your cum~
>some RPing skinnyfat twink trying hard to be sexy
Lmao. Faggot.
>>29464866
Baby, I doubt you have the stamina ;)
>>29464909
Wow Anon, you seem really pent up! I'll just have to squeeze those fat nuts until you comply <3
>other cars on the same country road as me
Driving is ultimate robot-tier. Can you make a picture?
>>29464800
Just pull over for like 5 minutes retard
>>29464800
Floridabot here. I know the feel.
I love driving but DESPISE driving around other drivers. So stressful and awful.
Would you date a black girl that looks white?
>>29464789
>Would you date a black girl that looks white?
Asian, Latino, Black, and Native women can look like that. Granted that girl is probably mix but it's all about having a symmetrical face.
White isn't the pinnacle of beauty, asstard.
>>29464789
Yes. White features are more important than white skin.
While people with black features look ugly as fuck
Yeah sure
I just like beautiful women.
>gf cheated twice and now she guilt trips me that she still loves me and she's going to kill herself
wat do?
serious question, do you still fuck her? or has she completely made you the emotional bf?
If she cheated on you lad then let her kill herself
Let me guess, she's said she's going to suicide before right? And has she?
No. Ignore her.
>>29464827
made me the emotional bf
>be me
>hungry
>have day off from work
>lunchtime
>hungry
>have coupon for free pizza to local pizza place
>their website doesn't explain how to redeem it
>decide fuck it and call them
>remember I can hardly talk to people
>whatever, it will probably be better...
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>be me
>right now bumping outcast anons thread despite not reading any of it
>go on /r9k/
>everybody but me seems to be debauched and insane
how come there are no sane social misfits on this board, everybody but me is shit
>>29464705
i kek'ed OP
you should have sexed him
http://www.cracked.com/article_21580_unexplained-things-that-only-happen-in-few-places-earth_p6.html
>45 percent of over 200 terrorists were engineers
>there's a high percentage of engineers in terrorists and Neo-Nazis
>tfw engineers can't get laid
>tfw engineers become salty robots that hate normies, especially grills
>tfw these enbittered engineers join hate groups and terrorists to get revenge on normies, blow...
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>>29464703
>using cracked
get the FUCK off my board normie
>cracked
>believing a word of it
Idiot
Roll dubs and Elliot will kill you in your sleep peacefully
>>29464670
PBUH
>>29464670
dolloroll
Let it end Patron saint of virgins
>tfw no Indian gf
how do I get an Indian gf? I already squandered an opportunity.
Can Indian anons help me out? I'm Dominican by the way.
>>29464668
You couldn't have picked a better looking Indian chick?
>>29464668
As long as you aren't dark skinned or look like you're mixed with black, Indian chicks will be all over you if you so much as say hi to them. Just like East Asian chicks, they hate their own men and crave the BWC, not only for pleasure, but also as a status symbol.
>>29464683
I don't know why but the more brown homely looking girls are the ones I like. I don't know why. The Bollywood actresses do nothing for me.
>>29464713
I'm brown. Mulatto and Mestizo
Look at this picture of a candle. Now close your eyes. Tell me, do you see the candle in your mind? Is it as clear and detailed as when your eyes were open?
>>29464658
Ya it's the exact same. Why?
>>29464658
I wonder what kind of oil is in it
No i see nothing.
>go into chatrooms
>pose as a 6/10 girl
>with a 2/10 personality
>act cunty, boring, standoffish
>walk all over guys
>they still act thirsty as fuck
No robots women are not the problem with the sexual market, its the MASS amounts of beta enabler bitch boys
>>29464625
beta orbiter genocide when
>>29464625
I've learned this recently myself
>be a roleplaying /tg/fag on MMORPGs
>decide to roll a female toon just to see what it's like on the other side
>any time I ask the global chat to sell me an item, six people volunteer to give me one for free
>sometimes one especially thirsty guy will give me several
>just yesterday I subtly informed a guy that...
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>>29464625
you're not wrong really
If most men weren't such enablers this rampant feminism and sexual liberation that's been going on for some seventy years wouldn't even been happening
>tfw 5'7 at 16
>tfw took arimidex since age 16, now 25
>tfw 6'3 now
Did I win, senpai?
>>29464586
No, because you weren't even finished with puberty at 16, most likely
And you'll be passing those genes onto your """kids""" so wish them good luck
5'7" at 15
6'2" at 19
It's just puberty desu
>>29464586
>arimidex
Breast cancer medication?