How do we fix millenials /r9k/?
>>29475292
Considering you are one sucide seems like the answer
>>29475292
This is the most uncomfortable photo.
The kid dressed as flutter shy looks like he's about to piss himself
We don't. We let them wallow in their cesspool.
How do I shoplift?
>fill bag with organic heirloom tomatoes
>go to self checkout
>tell self checkout computer they are apples
>profit
>>29475196
>Wear hoodie/big jacket.
>Walk inside store
>Shove shit into hoodie/jacket (not too much though)
>stand around for a couple minutes while looking interested in the wares
>Give the cashier a half-hearted smile when you walk out without buying anything
It's literally the easiest thing you will ever do.
Even better if you pay for something...
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>>29475267
be sure to focus on mom & pop stores. those rich chads and stacys deserve to suffer
>tfw Kent will lose his virginity before you
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trEORKT943Q
I wish this nigger the best
Am I supposed to be mad? I'm happy for him, hope my turn is next. ITS MY TIME.
>>29475125
i was expecting him to be wierd looking or something, why is he still a virgin at his age?
is there something fucked up about him?
Is there Scottish women with Asian fetish?
>>29475067
Wow, the runt looks like such a goober.
Self-respecting white women do not date outside their own.
Sorry, senpai.
Yes, but she's blind and in a shitty meme game made by 4chan autists
This is the view from my room window. I don't know why, I thought i should share it. Something pretty.
It's very high up here
>>29475061
make a bomb and detonate something in that building
Jump from it.
>>29475061
>noone could find you using google earth like at all
Is that time again, my lewd robots ~ lets get slutty together
Are you the anon on antidepressants who hasn't cum in 8+ days and is obsessed with giving blowjobs?
>tfw not even horny but come into these threads because lewd posters are nice to me
Feels good to have some warmth from another person.
Although they do make me horny sometimes. I'm not gay though. This world confuses me.
>>29475116
>affection gives you a boner
>if it was 100 years ago but I was still the same age as I am now, I would've been drafted to fight on the Western Front in WW1
Oh god I can't imagine what it would be like back then.
>>29475000
Stinky, wet, and chemical warfare.
>>29475000
>if it was 100 years ago but I was still the same age as I am now, I would've been enslaved by europeans
Nothing of value was lost.
VOTE LEAVE
#BREXIT
>day 29 NoFap
>balls feel like they're about to fall off
> urge to fap has never been greater
> bored as fuck
>need to make it to at least day 30
What do I do?
Keep going. The prostate cancer welcomes you.
>>29474959
lift. go outside and do yard work. eat. find other pleasures. Too be honest, i don't know why you're bothering. masturbation is healthy and safer than sex. better alternative really. giving yourself a fat sack won't give you more confidence, but that's none of my business
Jerk off immediately. My Grandpa died due to lack of masturbation.
Who /game of thrones/ here?
Battle of the Bastards is visually the greatest battle ever filmed. This isn't my opinion, it's an objective fact
>>29474954
Revenant battle scenes were better.
>>29474954
Everything was dark and i couldnt see shit. Cant wait for the next jeoffry/ramsey to show up next season and unnecessarily extend the plot.
>>29474977
I have not seen the aforementioned battle of bastards, but I can vouch for the revenant. The intial battle between the Indians and the trappers was insanely good. People accuse the director of just jerking himself off with the long takes, but the long takes in that scene really made the battle super immersive. Way better than shaky cam shit.
Doctor gave me this along with my SSRI for my anxiety and depression.
Experiences? What should I expect?
>antipsychotics for anything other than psychosis/schizophrenia
get a new doc
>>29474952
With all honesty, FUCK Abilify.
I took it, twice, maybe three times, but it made me feel as though I was actually sitting on the wall. I lost coordination and felt as though I was going to vomit at a moments notice. After that, I just stopped taking it.
I don't know how it's going to work on you, but if it makes you feel like I did, tell your doctor immediately. That shit is no joke.
>>29474966
It's _suppose_ to treat bipolar disorder, but I have doubt it.
I'm moving to Japan next week. How do I talk to cute Japanese girls? I'm decent at nip speak.
You hope your plane gets lost en route never to be seen again.
you have to try to look cool and skulk around
>>29474941
don't fall for it. you're gonna regret that jap poon
Whats up virgin fags?
Vote Trump and Brexit.
>These fucking pimples
Ew fuck no
>>29474925
WIll Trump help me lose my virginity? I will vote for whoever helps me lose my virginity.
wait, where's the bitch tho, only see pussy and ass
>get in an argument with someone
>don't curse or scream or sperg out or anything
>no matter how objectively right, inoffensive, or justifiably angry I am, I feel unbearably guilty not two minutes later and wind up being the one to apologize
>this happens every single time
>people take advantage of this and treat me like a fucking doormat because they know they can get away with it
>I...
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Unironically get more testosterone.
>>29474889
just don't apologize, walk away. I mean, it doesn't seem like you have trouble winning arguments, just apologizing for your victories. never apologize for anything, by the way. people will think you're a pushover if you do. some new-age faggots will try to sell you on the idea that it takes a "strong person to admit they were wrong" etc etc, but these are the musings of armchair philosophers and have little basis in the way people actually behave. here on earth, people who admit to being...
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>>29474889
Keep a relatively calm tone of voice but swear like a nigger with a dick burried deep into his ass while two white men rob him and his feminist wife screams "muh patriarchy"
I have decided that I'm going to join the military.
I wake up at 3pm everyday, get on Xbox, browse /r9k/, fondle my ballsack and repeat until literally 5am. My life is a joke, I do nothing for anyone.
I have big plans in life:
>buy land and lead a literal 4chan city
>start a late night meme show
>work on my tee shirt business
>colonize an island
None of these silly temporary pipe dreams can be accomplished without experience...
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>>29474887
Why army? At least Marines navy or air force man
>>29474887
If this is what recruiters have come to, the military is a joke. If this is not a troll, good luck with your island-situated meme show, you fucking ding-dong.
>>29474887
>then i'll do six push ups
How much of a joke are you?
I challenge you to post the single most depressing image on your computer.
>Pic very related.
>>29474890
>Lifeless arms as she is pulled under
Gets mehardevery time.
>>29474870
what happened to that dog
pls tell me he was saved
'This penguin is heading toward certain death'