>can only orgasm once before needing to stop for at least an hour
Are males really this cucked by their own biology?
>>29481907
False. It only takes a few minutes to start up again and maybe 10-15 to cum again, depending on the male.
I heard you can have multiple orgasms by stimulating the prostate. Is this true?
>>29481959
Still, that's kinda cucked... I can orgasm. as many times as I like until my fingers get tired.
I'm borderline, and whenever I see my oneitis with another man, merely chatting, I get really angry and depressed for the next few hours. LUCKILY I HAVE COME UP WITH THIS INSANE DEFENC3 MECHANISM WHICH ALLOWS ME TO BECOME EUPHORIC almost INSTANTLY preventing me from killing myself. Here's an extract from a few minutes ago. I'm still in the library and shes still in talking to that disgusting Greek prick.
Ahahaha why you whispering G? WHY AM I EAVESDROPPING G??? AHAHA KYS. MAKE USE OF THAT BOOKMARKED PAGE MY DON ITS TIME TO LEARN TO TIE A NOOSE. GO FOR IT...
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Don't ignore my thread without posting your own autism
>>29482773
Kill yourself my man.end it
>>29484046
It's the only way I can cope.
Ask a robot that recently lost his virginity anything.
GET OUT NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUUUUT
>>29481801
you werent a robot in the first place
>>29481801
Was it as good as you expected?
>>29481854
Fuck me dead being this secret club about /r9k/
>tfw no qt weeb black trans gf
Why live? ; _;
>>29481799
This has gone on far too long. I'm ending the trans meme.
>>29481799
> qt
> trans
Go back to /lgbt/ you faggot
>>29481799
>tfw no cute punk trans gf to cuddle with
;-;
Post yfw you fell for the Trump meme.
Fuck I feel stupid for getting sucked into his bullshit.
Not saying Hillary is any better but Trump really is just another politician, not the hero I thought he was.
You could've had free college 3 years from now but no, you had to support a shitty media persona meme and assure a Shilari presidency.
>>29481765
Nobody wants to pay for your liberal arts degree.
>>29481765
>free
get despooked you cuckolded faggotini
fembots, does your body look as fertile as tthis one?
What does it mean if I find that repulsive?
>>29481646
that you are jelly.
>>29481646
If you are male it means homosexuality
Hi guys.
Who's anime/manga character the most robot of them all?
My pick is Hachiman, pic related 1/4
>>29481604
continue, pic 2/4
>>29481616
Forgot pic, damn captchas
>>29481604
Kurosawablox
>want to go to university
>poor NEET that lives in the USA
life sucks
>>29481466
University is a meme
>want to go to university
>did badly in college
baka tbqh
Mfw, suck dick for cash. Have regular clients who love it, make about 40000 euro notes a year, suck about 10 dicks a week, and do this mostly in 2/3 days. Each sucking lasting five mins as I'm so good.
Wagie are jelly
Neets on suidice watch
Rest of r9k BTFO
How do I go about getting some of these so called neet bucks?
>>29481434
do you really need to leech off the shit I barely scrape by with on my wageslave job anon?
Be severely autistic or schizophrenic.
>>29481500
If you're barely scraping by you shouldn't be paying much/any income tax anyway. Unless you're in a shithole country like Australia that taxes poor people at 20%.
>it's an anon becomes gay while horny episode
>it's an anon regrets it greatly after he cums episode
>>29481392
Stop reading lewd threads intended to turn robots into homos, dumbass.
>>29481412
I avoid those like the plague, I've just always liked dicks when I get horny. I know it isn't right.
>it's an anon tries to sleep with a feminist episode
>it's an anon realizes anal stimulation is amazing episode
>tfw no unfertile gf to have unprotected sex with
It's actually INfertile
Great news anon!
You know how my eggs weren't properly being released? One did!
I'm pregnant!
Isn't this amazing?
>>29481353
Just get your nut cords cut, I forgot the term for operation, but it's easy and reversible.
Yo ausfags whats up? How are you going and any plans for the weekend?
I'm going over to my parent's place for a "family meeting"
Wish me luck robros
>>29481348
>Wish me luck robros
Good luck.
>>29481297
Adelaidefag here, I'm going to Karnivool Saturday night I think.
It's also dole-day tomorrow.
>get gf after 24 years
>have been browsing /r9k/ for years
>am really happy with my gf for 3 days
>can't stop thinking about what /r9k/ taught me
>all girls just want chad cock
>my cock is below average and I'm skinnyfat
>everytime I'm not physically with her I can't shake the feeling chad is giving her great orgasms that I can't give...
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how much do you get paid per cuckpost?
>>29481282
are you going to dump her?
I am sorry, but it is true.
It is the most natural thing for a woman to want a Chad.
You may date her, but I urge you not to consider a marriage, ever.
>tfw the girl iv been texting for 6 years still texts me
>tfw shes never asked me to meet up with her
>tfw i once tried meeting up with her but she was like (>.>)
>tfw shes 8/10
>tfw she sometimes teases me into meeting up
Tfw shes a single virgin
Tfw she txt me today she found a boyfriend
Tfw i think of the past 6 years and wonder wtf
>tfw being a beta orbiter/emotional tampon doesn't pay off
>>29481267
>Cock teased for almost a decade.
Cock Unsatisfied; Cease Kontact.
Just used a fleshlight for the first time last night. Holy shit it's amazing. Why don't you guys just buy one instead of chasing after girls who wouldn't even think about letting you touch them?
>>29481248
i've been seriously considering getting one but dont know to get it online or from the store. i live with my folks so would be weird when the box gets here could lie about it but still seems risky
No one told me YOU NEED LUBE WITH THESE THINGS
>>29481248
Cuddling, breh.
>>29481624
You're welcome, anon.
>>>/jp/onahole