How come I can never just... relax? Even on a day where I have nothing planned, I can't bring myself to just chill.
Anyone else have this problem?
I know exactly what you mean OP. Like you can't just slow your mind down and keep a deep breath. Things just won't "slow down"?
Keeps me up for days at a time. I can't rest because of this constant tension.
Yup and that's a comfy ass cat you got here lad. What is your sleep schedule and have you tried switching up your diet?
have a drink, op.
>>29482457
>not knowing about google image search
>dumbshit faggot ass OP
>underage b&
>>29482457
imagine taking a bath in that after the brains are removed. would you soak up the memories and intelligence of the brains? or would you just get wrinkled. i wodner.... i will daydram about it.
>>29482457
I want to stick my dick in those brains
>>29482457
2 brains i have 2 brains
>ywn fall asleep while cuddling your waifu
>holo
Good taste.
>You will never fix your greatest mistake
Good taste in girl, though
>You will never be able to press a button and stop existing or painlessly die in your sleep
>You will never be a normal person
>You will never be good at anything
How do I recognize shy, innocent, pure girls?
Don't be an idiot, those don't exist past the age 15
I'd still go for the left.
Look for the needle in the haystack.
>Be me
>Be akward faggot who doesn't leave the house
>Have supportive brother who made me go out with him and his chad friends
>meetup with them, awkwardly shake hands
>"Yo, let's get baked boys" one of the Chads says
>I never had any experience with weed
>"Hey anon, you smoke?"
>"Uhhh... yeah I blaze it up almost everyday"
>Why did I say that
>we go to one of the Chads house and sit on his couch watching scrubs
>has massive amount of weed on table next to couch
>Chad takes massive blunt out
>I am second to take a hit, cough very hard after inhaling a tiny bit
>"You ok, anon?"
>Yeah... That's hard stuff"
>"Alright... Dude, you spit on the blunt"
>Get super embarrassed
>Puke on table
>weed ruined
>Everyone looks like they want to kill me
>My brother looks at me with disgust
>rush home
>lock myself in room
Fucking normies smoking normie shit
>not smoking dank by yourself in your room while watching anime
You're missing out anon
>>29482387
I don't know how to get it, can't ask my brother because I can't look him in the eyes anymore
>>29482369
LMAOOOOO, why didn't you just tell them you were a lightweight? LOLLOLOLOLO! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHA!
>Wake up
>Still alive
ITT: We post feels that piss us off.
>Still dead
>Can't wake up
>anytime any normie refers to an "ex"
Just say friend, you don't need to emphasize "person I formerly had sex with"
>Wake up
>Only been asleep 6-7 hours
>Can't fall back to sleep
Is it just white people that get butthurt about their women dating outside their race, or do other races do it too?
>>29482223
I'm black and whenever I go to the Asian supermarket with my Chinese gf, I get death stares from all the elderly chink men and sometimes the teenagers too. So it's not just whites that get all pissy about racemixing.
>>29482223
It's way worse for Asian men.
Literally every race does it. And it's not just men either. Read the very blogs of white women chimping out over white men dating asians. Or black women chimping out over black men dating whites.
Are woman really capable of love? They seem to just feel sexual attraction and magnetic attraction to dominant and powerful males, not love.
If only your hornyness level guided you trough the world, you would pretty much behave like women do. Doesn't that say it all?
>>29482040
bump, you bunch of faggots, discuss
>>29482040
>They seem to just feel sexual attraction and magnetic attraction to dominant and powerful males
That's is their function. They are attracted by alphas because they want to breed strong babies. It's nature.
>>29482042
Society should teach us to act accordingly to nature, not all those hollywood bullshit.
It serves for nothing.
>That kid who literally took out bags of 'drugs' during class and tried to sell them
>that kid that puked on a girl in the middle of class
>that kid who brought fake BB guns to school, had them all confiscated, and cried when they called his parents
>that kid who would masturbate into his underwear every morning and thought people couldn't smell it
i need some methods to get myself motivated
i only know one: work for 20 mins, do some personal stuff for 5 mins, repeat
I have this chart saved, not sure how helpful it is but here you go.
>>29482010
Amphetamines pham
>live in japan
>hate anime
>not an english teacher
>speak japanese
what am I doing with my life robots, this place is pretty shit really
You're living the dream senpai
>>29481984
just do what thiss guy said:
>>29481989
go to thailand.
>tfw gf dick is bigger than mine
>tfw bf makes me rub his dick with mine
>>29481956
I wonder if my girl like it or not
>>29481941
>tfw disgusting /lgbt/ shills keep shitting up /r9k/.
Go back to your own board jesus christ I'm so sick of this shit being pushed here
>be me
>skinnyfat and nerdy with narrow shoulders
>middle-high school years
>heard that girls love confidence
>at school make a conscious effort to walk more confidently
>end up walking like pic related for about a month and a half
I didn't even realize I looked stupid, I just stopped because it took too much effort and got no attention from girls. No one even laughed at me.
kek
>be me
>grade 7
>5'0 95lbs
>walking by stacy about to sit down
>think it would be funny to pull her chair from under her
>pull it and she falls to the ground
>have over exaggerated fake laugh because it wasn't as funny as I pictured in my head
>class looks at me like im retarded
>keep...
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>>29481940
>be me, age 15
>live in one story house, everyone (except me) has a door in their bedroom
>hear some nope shit outside, and it's late at night
>remember I used my parents door during the day and probably didn't lock it
>get the bright idea to get the digital camera and turn the flash on because house is dark and if I turn lights on parents might wake...
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>>29483609
that is really fucking autistic
Would you live in a society where women had more than one husband? That way you wouldn't have to worry about being forever alone. Even if your oneitis was dating Chad, she could always take you as a second or third husband.
You wouldn't have to be afraid of women saying "I have a boyfriend".
You would get access to Stacy's pussy.
>>29481995
We wouldn't. We would be the emotional husband only. Chad and possibly Brad would be the physical husbands.
Can we have another one of these threads? I didn't get to record my voice. Say the line in the picture pls ;_: I know it's a slightly autistic movie but heres mine: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eUdQGWofnA
You sound like someone with a normal voice trying to speak like a retard
>>29481910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lTxaKi2qci
>>29481910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lzO6z7223N