Could this be our chance fellow robots?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3622204/I-want-husband-satisfy-bed-Syrian-war-left-cities-single-women-given-lesbians-freedom-relationships.html?ito=social-facebook
Islam is the perfect religion for robots, but if you're not a sand nigger it doesn't even matter because all sand niggers are extremely racist, especially to niggers. They aren't big fans of white people either.
>>29484017
See this is what annoys me, all these terror attacks because they presume someone isn't muslim.
She's actually very Fucking pretty.
Guys, I think I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna travel Europe on my own.
Is it worth it for a robot? Will I make friends at the hostels, or will they all be Chads and Staceys? Will this be a coming-of-age experience, or will it just remind me how lonely and pathetic I am?
You're gonna get raped by Mahmud and his gang. Good luck.
majority will be successful chads and staceys taking a gap year
good luck senpai
Traveling alone gets kind of depressing for me, but I counteract that with enormous amounts of alcohol
>tfw no mommy gf
You know what to do. Share stories, feels, images, etc.
Come on faggots, let's make it happen. I know you want to.
Final self bump
Guess I'll give it the ol bumperino
>tfw no /ss/ gf
why live
>>29483955
>tfw no 2d shota-chan to exploit and make my own
>>29483979
Also there was a great thread on /a/ a few days ago.
>>>/a/143044819
>>29483979
hello wan-wan-chan, how are you ?
What the fuck?
I said I wanted a LARGE diet coke.
Where's your boss you fucking wagecuck?
Enjoy the extra spit on your food free of charge.
>>29483903
>diet coke
>not the superior coke zero
He's just reacting to your shit taste.
>>29483918
>tfw a qt will never indirect kiss you by spitting in your food
read a quote out and guess ethnicity and one problematic character trait of people based on their accent and the content of their quote
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HNG2YZiMe5
>>29483833
responde please
http://vocaroo.com/i/s067gQUWDoek
I will read fortunes
>>29484188
you're going to get hired at Valve as an artist, but never make FTE and eventually get let go.
>Hey, it's me, we met at a party last year, you were really drunk, haha!
>You probably don't even remember it, but I don't think I'll ever forget that night...
>Anyway, say hello to your newest family member!
>runbloxp
Joke's on you roastie, I never go to parties. Oh except for that one time... about a year ago... Fuck. I fell asleep there. Did I get raped?
>>29483861
I'm surprised men don't use this more often.
who /lost the genetic lottery/ here?
>tfw poor, ugly, male, and homosexual
>>29483738
haha you suck faggot
>>29483738
>Homosexuality
>Genetic
Thanks anon, I needed that kek.
>>29484087
Came here to post this.
You are sick in the head because you grew up to liking dicks, anon. Don't blame your genetics.
>That'll be $14.99 plus treat and scratches behind the ear
In Asia the dog would be the meal as well
>>29483720
Nice observation.
>>29483712
Okay
>unzips dick and smears peanut butter
>>29483740
>unzips dick and smears peanut butter
L-lewd..!
>tfw I watch exclusively sissy hypno videos now
>I've watched porn for so long I'm constantly needing more and more extreme
>i can feel myself desiring cock more and more every day despite not being attracted to men, just the feeling of being a cumslut for a cock turns me on
I want off this ride.
I'm considering NoFap, it's the only way I can return to normal.
>>29483711
I'm exactly the same.
I need to stop it, 4chan is legitimately turning me gay.
I'm addicted to watching sissy hypno vids when I'm horny
I'm starting NoFap today, I cant let this ruin my life.
you're a degenerate fag
>>29483752
Try to entertain yourself with other things than 4ch. Just a friendly tip.
Vote Leave edition
FIRST FOR LEAVE
FIRST FOR WAIFUS
>>29483702
I'm literally going to blow a sticky load when the results come out tonight
POST YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU REALISE THAT VOTING LEAVE WON'T STOP THE SYRIAN REFUGEES
What would /r9k/ do if they were walking along the beach and found the body?
>Body of 17-year-old girl wearing a life vest is found three days after she went missing with her father and two brothers in their sailboat off the Florida coast
>Rebecca Kimberly's body found with a life jacket on in the Gulf of Mexico
>Was discovered three days after the family vanished from Sarasota
>Ace Kimberly, 45, and sons Roger, 13, and Donny, 15, are still missing...
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>gulf of mexico
mystery solved
Judging by that pic....
I think dad is still alive since lobsters can live in the ocean.
>>29483670
>three days of decomposition
>17 years old
>blonde
what the fuck do you think I'd do, OP?
It's creepy. This is the exactly the same expression of icy contempt, exactly the same cold shark eyes, and exactly the same head-tilted selfie pose inside a car. What's the link between the two of them?
>>29483642
Looks like they're just trying really hard to be intimidating
>>29483642
looool ur only a supreme hahaha xD
get on my level im global elite!
>>29484028
This. Overcompensation at its finest.
Everyday I see rich girls with unemployed loser ass boyfriends. How is this possible? I was told you needed a job and a car if you wanted a girlfriend. Both of which I have.
>>29483550
Here's the thing.
1. Her dad is already rich, so she doesn't need a guy to support her
2. The unemployed loser is probably attractive and lays pipe for days.
Some of the biggest "losers" I know have the best looking girlfriends. I'm talking about guys 25 - 27 unemployed living at home waking up at noon every day doing bong rips and playing video games smashing girls most guys dream about. Meanwhile the below average looking wagecuck gets up at 6 am every morning to their...
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>>29483550
>Both of which I have.
You must be lying. Almost everyone I know with a girlfriend has a job and a car.
It's simple mathematics. You either have a job and a car, and so you have a girlfriend. Or you have a job and a car, but you're also obese or a skinnyfag - in which case the minimum requirements go up and simply having both a job and a car (e.g. wagecuck mcjob + mcshitbox car) are no longer sufficient requirements to qualify for a 2.5+ tier girlfriend.
Sorry...
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NEETs are alpha males who actually enjoy themselves, can relax, and don't grovel for pocket change every day under threat of starvation.
Wagies are beta males, cucked mentally, emotionally, physically, and spiritually. What woman would want anything to do with a mess like that?
share ur r9k stories guys
>live in dorm
>i am not a bad looking guy
>summer , really hot day
>be nocturnal
>open window and look out
> 3 qts listening to music + drinking not too far away
> they notice me, i close the window and go back to my laptop
> a few minutes later : knocking on my door.
>i...
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>>29483492
It was most likely campus security checking out the report of a potential rapist/stalker. You did the right thing.
>>29483528
>It was most likely campus security checking out the report of a potential rapist/stalker. You did the right thing.
This. You did good, OP.
>omg stacy some creep is staring at us from his window
>>omg! how long has he been there?
>idk, do you have that campus rape alert app? let's call security and say he's been harassing us...that'll teach them
also
>i am not a bad looking guy
LOL, at least I know you're a legit robot. And do you think girls, drunk at that, are smart enough to figure out which door corresponds to which window?