When roasties get too toastie, a horror story: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Makers_of_Nagyr%C3%A9v
>During World War I, when able-bodied men were sent to fight for Austria-Hungary, rural Nagyrev was an ideal location for holding Allied prisoners of war. With the limited freedom of POWs about the village, the women living there often had one or more foreign lovers while their husbands were away. When the men returned, many of them rejected their wives' affairs and wished to return to their previous way of life, creating a volatile situation....
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>"Why put up with them?"
Because pic related.
No wonder Hitler wanted to stay in Germany.
>be peasant
>get called to war by the emperor
>get gassed in the trenches
>capture private Chad after you lose hundreds of men taking his machine gun nest
>leave your fallen friends draped over barbed wire to haul him off
>survive being thrown wave after wave onto the enemy as a human shield
>finally go home when you lose the war
>long...
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There are no mods or janitors here.
>>29365045
Stanley is the mod you stupid you
>>29365056
Given how reporting the threads does nothing, that's probably true.
>>29365045
>took him this long to figure out /r9k/ is a containment board and has no mods or janitors
>"Anon, you are such a nice guy and I really appreciate your help for my university project ... HOWEVER ...."
>"I just can't handle your massive meat hammer"
>HOWEVER, well there's this really cool party next friday, everyone is going to be there.
>Everyones gonna be shitfaced and hooking up
>Would be a great chance to meet people
>ANYWAY so I have a paper due that day and I already promised Chad I'd go, so can you help me out with this teeny tiny favor? Good!
>Make sure to use lots of smileys so prof thinks its from me ;)
>>29364918
Why are people so obsessed over this girl? She has a flat face and a flat nose
If you gave her an afro and made her skin black, she'd look black
Long, straight noses = masterrace
What songs are you listening right now?
Sting - It's Probably Me (feat. Eric Clapton)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUYI7kIR0S4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uf1n1wUfxE
Keeps me calm
>>29364817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbTcmfEGrds
I really want to go to the beach alone this summer.
Just set up a tent somewhere and blast music in the night while grilling some meat.
https://thespeedofsoundinseawater.bandcamp.com/track/dinner-and-a-movie-on-a-post-apocalyptic-earth-12-bottle-caps-successfully-repopulating-the-human-race-priceless
>YOU AND I WILL GO FOR A RIDE ON THE ONLY TANDEM BICYCLE THATS LIKELY TO SURVIVE
>EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT
I WANT TO END UP WHERE YOU END UP TONIGHT
Anyone like "woo hoo" unenthusiastically at the start of having sex
After having sex so many times ?
Yes, can't even finish until I think of someone else.
>>29364813
I fucking hate sex tbqh
>>29365511
oh man I thought it was just me. I wonder if she can tell that I'm thinking of someone else... one time I even said a different name haha
I need your honest opinion /r9k/, no bullshit please.
Why does every single girl I'm talking to in OkCupid or Tinder is always telling me she is either "only looking for a talk buddy" or "i used to date right away but guys are all assholes so now i am not looking for dating" ?
Be honest, is that because how i look? I mean no way a girl is on a dating app just to find someone to talk to, right?
They'll always say that. You can either play it safe and become text buddies with em or try to date them. The latter one doesnt work out very often though
>>29365956
Heres an original comment
>>29364782
Because you are not an objective 10/10 like Standy Phillips
I'm sort of straight (maybe 65% heterosexual), I jerk off to a lot of shemale porn etc but I have never been with a guy/trap in real life.
My question is that I have a pretty thick bubbly jiggly butt and I think I would make a good trap but I kinda don't want to. I have small feet, hands and dick as well. I feel as though I could make guys' dicks diamonds if I trapped up but I kinda want to stay straight.
What should I do??
Pic related: me
>>29364609
You should share. Right now.
>>29364609
Don't worry about "staying" straight. You are who you are.
I say trap it up for a bit, see if you like it. You can always decide it wasn't for you.
Pics or this thread is useless
You fat fucks are like the most boring un ambitious persons to ever live. Im here as almost 25 year old male who lives on his own saying your adult life is what YOU make it. In this way, it almost becomes a self fulfilling prophecy, you will become a boring asshole if you tell yourself you need to. I regularly stay up playing video games, reading comic books ... I still love to get an ice cream cone, I don't really care about my mothers advice at all because our lives are so different that I don't really know what shed could offer advice on, we are close in our own...
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>>29364517
ls ths new pasta?
>>29364538
force fed pasta IMhO
>>29364517
congratulations! what are you doing here yourself, then?
go live a live xD xD
Stanley is life he graces us with his perfection
( Post rare stanleys )
>>29364349
>Tfw not Stanley
>It's a sad feel
>>29364349
Stanley is love, Stanley is life.
>>29364349
TFW you will never have a cutie Phillip BF
TFW Standy will never let you suck his shaved balls
TFW Barrett will never cum in your mouth
>Patient comes into the surgery
>Has very inflamed tonsils
>Claims to be allergic to penicillin
>Wants me to give him another type of antibiotic
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
looks like FAMILY man from RE to me
i love this meme very much !
>>29364319
>OP comes to this board
>Has severely rekt rektum
>Claims to not be a underage faget
>Wants me to give him new OC to spam /r9k/ with next
>Give him a lethal dose of stale meme shitpost instead
Do you wish you were transgender so you could actually be cute?
>>29364182
No, because then I'd off myself later on after I realize the mistake I made.
Though, maybe that's true of a lot of the people posting here anyways.
i'd probably be an ugly girl
i have ''cute'' features for a guy i guess but my jaw's too square and my shoulders are too broad
>>29364182
I wouldn't wish be something I am not.
Transgender are mentally ill. That's why it is called Gender dysphoria disorder. Your mind fuck up your body and you take pill that will fuck you up and the damage will be undone forever.
Unless you wish to suffer. Why the fuck would you choose to be one ?
I think I've redpill memed too hard and it's ruined women for me.
When having to interact with woman at work or in public my mind goes through these processes of dealing with the situation.
>assess what she wants from me or motive behind initiating interaction
>avoid giving away any personal information
>keep conversation brief and to the point
>only make brief eye contact
>if conversation turns social...
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>>29363740
>no porn
>no masturbating
>no 4chan
good luck
Why would you want to live a life of delusional ignorance that will end up with you being taken advantage of? There is no going back.
>>29364699
I hardly ever fap and when I do it's usually 2D. :/ is the nofap meme real?
what is your experience with okcupid?
share your stores and tips etc
Okcupid was how I found my gf who I've been with 10 months now. So I can't say it doesn't work. Don't really have any tips other than keep at it and be a creep. A lot of guys are just on there asking for nudes and shit so if your initial message doesn't start like that you might get a reply. Took like 2 months for my gf to reply so just like stay persistant or whatever.
Single mothers, mental disorders, sults, and fats. If they aren't in one of these categories they are on the site purely for attention and validation.
>>29363458
what was your percentage? does it matter or it just a meme?
pig benis XD
>>29362816
>"pig benis XD"
What did he mean by this?
>someone spent days, maybe even weeks or months shaping that with their bare hands
>>29362816
what is even the point of art?
Like look at that, who's gonna be looking at that thinking "oh wow this really speaks to me"?
I think we should burn all art, it's useless trash, going to the art gallery is no different than going to the local garbage dump
Is there a more patrician fetish than armpits?
Footfags out.
>>29495565
have you heard the horns sound across the land?
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>29495565
(Black) sleeveless tops accompanied with an armpit fetish is a great substitute for porn
>>29495565
tfw all I want is a job where my co-workers/managers mostly wear sleeveless tops