Can we get a feels music thread going phams?
>tfw can't even find comfort in my music library
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlW3VAS91rg
extremely feels inspiring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqiePnTXpNE
>>29375207
Pretty nice man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw
>tfw you fucked up and it all comes tumbling down
ITT we try to give other anons advice to escape their robotness, and ascend to normality. Now I know, how could a robot give advice on social subjects? Well, 1. Because he'd be an independent observer who will have a fresh view on the situation, and 2. This board has become infested with normies, who might somehow be useful.
I'll begin.
I have about 4 close friends and one somewhat less closer friend. Lets call him Dave. One of my closer friends, who I'll call John, is best buddies with Dave. They have a separate friend circle (John has only been part...
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Wait, what? The people here don't like being robots?
I never minded being one. Becoming normal's never even been a thought in my mind.
>>29375067
>He kept putting it off until I gave up
You sound kinda high maintenance like it's hard work being friends with you. Everything is a big deal to you, and while people do enjoy your company, after a while you get exhausting.
Try to relax and be more easy going. Don't stress over anything and don't hold people to such an account. They'll do what they said when they feel like it.
>>29375208
It was a bit more like this:
>The subject of working out comes up
>(John) Hey anon, how would you like to join the gym?
>id love to, when would be convenient for you?
>(John) Well I'm pretty busy right now, maybe in a week or so
>2 weeks later he is still to busy
>ask him about it a month later
>still...
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Are dogs robots? Pathetic needy little fuckers.
Cats are chads.
And you are probably beta.
>>29374844
why so hostile? Op was just trying to get a discussion going
>>29374811
>Are dogs robots?
No, most of them get laid if you let them out.
I wanna help physically train my sister but she doesn't see it as nessary. So how should I hire a girl about her size to fight her so she sees she should learn to fight?
Don't worry she's 18+ so its ok.
>>29374474
>don't worry she is 18+ so its ok for her to have the shit kicked out of her
Women aren't meant to fight OP. Even women professional fighters are still way weaker than fit men.
>>29374474
decent b8. Better than average. 6/10
>tfw you will never do a heroic act that catches the attention of your oneitis
>>29374439
What if robots worked together to stage it for one another? Normies have plenty of schemes to get laid too, we just need more elaborate ones.
>>29374439
This is literally how that would turn out for you:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/oregon-teen-saves-friend-struck-suspected-drunk-driver-article-1.1795101
>"I'd be dead," she told the news station. "He's going to be my best friend for life"
>best friend for life
>friend for life
>>29374439
>it's a "save her from some hidden danger that she was reluctant to get you involved with" episode
are you supposed to hold eye contact during a handshake? I always look at the hand so I make the right type of handshake
bumporigamo
Look at hand when you're going into the shake and immediately look into the person's eyes during the shake
>>29374766
the thing is you wanna know if he wants to do the shake fist bump or if he wants to this cuffing hands in thing or the hug or the kiss
>You will never be Elle Fanning's gf
How do you cope bros?
>>29373945
Holy shit they're cute together. The sex they have must be absolutely amazing...
>>29374055
IT'S NOT FAIR DELET THIS
>>29373945
>How do you cope?
I don't. I'm preparing the rope as we speak.
>be called 'cunt', 'weird', and told to shut up by classmates and people think I'm a virgin
>even though I've had one gf and 3 different sexual partners in the past
Why are people so mean to me?
Sure I'm not a social butterfly, I'm not talkative and in general an introvert and I did have some mild aspergers when I was younger but I have literally never been mean to anyone. Is that why I'm such an easy target?
If you encourage a poverty of negative emotion, it's likely you have a poverty of positive emotion too. If you're focused on "not being mean" you're probably missing opportunities to show enthusiasm or other such bonding emotions.
>>29373837
You hand back like for like or people will just abuse you as a punchbag.
Stand up and ask him if he likes having all his teeth. He either backs down or you get an adrenaline thrill ride of a life time while you swing at this cunt's face.
Really I think violence, or the threat of it, solves everything.
>>29375211
Faggot. Nice dubs tho.
>>29375351
>just chimp out bro
Dreadful, just a terrible way to live.
I used to sit alone in a bar a few years back when I couldn't stand it being at home every fucking weekend. Got lucky and made two friends later and since then I've never really been to any bar or whatever alone.
Now is a time when I kinda have to get used to it again and it feels so awkward, worse than before. I mean I know the bar owners and talk to them (or rather they talk work me) but it's still weird because I can't start a conversation by myself, I just react.
TL;DR: any other bar loners here? how do you get rid of the awkward feeling? any stories?
a-anyone?
shameful bump
What happend to the others?
>>29374716
girls happened. no time for the grumpy old friend anymore. either that or work
Who /hotasballs/ here?
>>29373586
i really need to shave but it takes long af and i already shaved my ass
>>29373613
>i already shaved my ass
ew wtf
>>29373625
so your ass foesn't get sweaty?
>dick circumcised at 20
>25 now
>dick sensitivity is a joke
>don't even have the desire to masturbate anymore
why am I alive
I'm sorry to hear it, dude.
Maybe one day it will be possible to undo it with regenerative medicine. I'm skeptical but I suppose stranger things have happened.
>>29373592
I find it hilarious how people circumcised from birth are delusional and claim it's no difference, well I had a foreskin for 20 years and I can assure everyone it definitely is a difference.
>>29373769
Why the fuck would you get cut at 20? At least people like me weren't even given a choice. Should have known better.
if you actually studied history, you'd know men in cultures untouched by the judeo-christian plague were all about fucking their dude friends and becoming traps as well as scoring pussy. you think you're better for blindly following a fad some jew started? you're just the lingering radioactive fallout from christfags. sad!
who are you talking to, kiddo?
>>29373249
>tfw your gay fantasies will never be real
>>29373249
ummm s-source?
I've masturbated 6 times today to vile succubi all day
What have I become
Anything more than two and I'm shooting blanks.
>>29373236
>tfw they get offended when a CIS WHITE MAKE SCUM even looks at them
>tfw it only means betas
Why do suicide girls / makemydickhard /
>woman chooses to stay with her partner that savagely beats her
>expects me to be sympathetic
>>29373207
I'd love to be beaten buy Phillip
>>29373207
Women are so like weird and shit
>>29373207
>women can't consistantly love me without starting shit that is very annoying and without purpose
>thinks i should cater to them
facebook thread
dont even know the password addition
what did it change to??
[email protected]
whats the new password??
4chananon works for me
>>29373092
>tfw when we all get doxxed by op
actually curious if its possible to do that