>tfw have to choose between either being anxious and depressed or being ridiculously horny and sexually repressed with nofap
why can't I just be normal
>tfw I'm nofap so I can be hard and fuck my gf on the weekend
oh who am I kidding you faggots will never know this feel
stoo fapping amd socialize and maybe you can have a gf too
>>29381814
fuck off
literally just fuck off
>>29381814
Fuck off, normie summerfag. Nobody wants you here just because high school's out.
Dick real big
Wallet real big
Bladder real big
I'm Rich-bitch! I'm a fucking big tyma!
>rich
>drives an escalade, the escalade of cars
>and a fucking chrysler lmao
>>29381573
>>29381573
say that to my face, nigger
All along the western front
People line up to receive
She got the power in her hands
To shock you like you won't believe...
whoo boy I think we all know this guy amirite
not to mention this fella boy howdy
is that from star trek?
I should watch star trek
I get it. Clever.
Pet story thread?
>be me
>be an aspie for cats
>family has had a long history of household cats
>previous ones either ended up dying or being given away
>prevent the inevitable
>adopt a lively little kitten
>name her Daphne because we had a dog named scooby and another named scrappy
>give cat its own little tiny room where it can shit in its little box and drink water
>decide to play with cat
>get on all 4s and stoop to where we cut out a little hole for her
>pat the floor to rile her up
>she sees my hands
>gets ready to pounce my fingers
>hits bottom of door right smack in the cranium
>paws fly out from under the door
>looked like something out of a Tom and Jerry cartoon
>laugh it off, Daphne stays in corner and just... sulks
>grows up
>anti-social and hateful
>she hates life
>my cat obsesses over my mum who took care of her most
>i gave my cat autism
Pic related, it's the feline aspie herself.
Great story senpai.
>>29381329
>already have dog
>be drug addict in portland
>parents are on the east coast
>see a cat in the shop, its old and soft and I want it
>It seems to have a cold or something besides I don't have money for a vet
>It gets worse and I ask my parents for money for a vet
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>>29381563
reminds me of this one cat I used to have, charlie. she was black with white mittens and markings, don't remember the terminology. We had her when I was like, 7, and I remember bawling my eyes out when they gave her away.
(and yes, charlie is a fucking retarded name for a female cat, and you're looking at the guy who named him. then again I was 7)
Are you more into dab life or vape life?
>>29381315
Hand or foot?
Rome or Judea, bitch?
>>29381315
>degas
mah nigga
>dumb leftie tries to convince me that we will gradually move towards socialism as society advances and that socialism is the most reasonable ideology
>he says this as I am a narcissistic classist who has a deep disdain for plebs
>>29381062
How old was this person?
Sounds like some college undergrad going to some hipster art school majoring in dancing
>>29381062
>a narcissistic classist who has a deep disdain for plebs
but that's what a socialist is, they idly fantasize that they could make a perfect world if everyone else would see how smart and great they think they are.
>>29381062
It's almost like people lack standards.
I'm free.
I don't desire having a significant other in my life. I don't even have much, if any, desire for sex at all, ever again.
27 year old male here. I'm all alone, and I'm absolutely okay with it. Pretty happy, in fact.
>be me
>be ronerey on a Friday night
>decide to text a female friend about how I can't relate to neighbors and the parties they're currently having
>she immediately calls, crying,...
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>>29381026
shoulda given him a new septim piercing with that vape
>>29381026
>be ronerey on a Friday night
>decide to text a female friend about how I can't relate to neighbors and the parties they're currently having
There's your mistake, should've just immersed yourself in some solitary task instead.
A man can be himself only so long as he is alone; and if he does not love solitude, he will not love freedom; for it is only when he is alone that he is really free.
>the alt-right meme is done
fucking finally
brexit isnt going to happen
trump will lose
you can all stop pretending to be racist and nationalist now. let's drop this meme.
>>29381021
never give up hope anon
>>29381021
You're an idiot if that's what you actually believe
The only way alt-right will die is if Trump gets elected and has a completely mediocre/underwhelming term as President. If Hillary gets elected, things will just degenerate and alt-right will grow exponentially.
>>29381021
Alt alt-right are faggots, but I think they're right on many things.
Hillary is the fucking worst. I would have preferred Bernie (or Jill). But I still prefer Trump to Hillary.
It's fairly well understood that Trump is actually a moderate centrist. Much more to the left than Hillary on some issued. He was running for the "Reform Party" before. But he's running for the republicans now, so he's got to be extremely careful about how he presents those things. It's very...
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Who /monster/ here?
>be me, fat neckbeard 26 year old neet
>playing war thunder at 2am
>losing due to soviet basis and letting the world know
>mom comes in to tell me to keep it down because she is trying to sleep for work in the morning
>the distraction causes me to get pilot sniped
>YOU FUCKING FAT SOW
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>>29380934
simply DEVILISH my good sir
well done for putting that WHORE in her fuckign place
>>29380934
>posting edgy fantasies on 4chan because mommy made you turn off your game
how cute ;3
What the fuck? Why can't you just be nice to your own mother
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on Magic: The Gathering? Is this a robot-approved game?
>>29380897
I like it but its a pretty social game so its hard sometimes
>>29380897
It's become pretty formulaic/normalized and has rapidly gone downhill.
>>29380944
There are two online clients--Duels of the Planeswalkers and Magic Online. They're the only way I can play the game, desu. Way too much tedious shit to keep track of without a computer.
not a single hobby can be robot if it's profitable
if a a hobby make profit
waves and waves of normalfags appear to ruin that hobby.
Hahahaha. I found you.
My head is spinning. My body is light.
I am tense and happy at the same time.
You are as beautiful as ever. Your picture is making me go insane. We are destined to be together. I will win you back, I promise
>>29380864
Who'd you find, friend?
>>29381014
Her. I found her. And I learned more about her. I saw another side of her.
>>29381046
Don't tell me she cucked you already
>>get doristo from kichen
>>sit on coutch with her
>>say - hey you want some OOOOOOOOOORitos??
>>dont you mean -
>>>NO BITCH YOU GET THE D LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
>>go to bed alone
>>29380482
I will admit I chuckled.
>>29380482
I will admit i did chuckle a bit.
This made my night a bit pleasant. Thanks for the laugh OP.
so what does the redpill mean to someone who is disabled? I have a compressed disk in my back, T12 specfically, I can't do lifts, which is a basic tenent of the red pill.
basically i'll never be man and I think the redpill is about the truth that even tho we live in society and have civilizations, that the underlying animal stuff hasn't changed. In the wild I would have died, So right now i'm kept alive by modern civilization but I really shouldn't be here
How did you get dat disc compressed senpai
>>29380368
from sitting ironically, at least that's what i think
>>29380337
I thought red pills were about truth over comforting lies?
Is it considered beta to jerk to your brother fucking his gf?
>>29380242
yes, you need to assert dominance by fucking your brother in front of his gf, let her know that she is too weak a vessel for your families seed.
You are a literal fucking cuck. Sorry kiddo.
>>29380242
your a cuck but there's a whey you can fic that kill you brother and fuck is bitch boom no more cuck in fact you'll be cucking your brother good luke OP
how much do girls talk behind backs?
im going on a double date with a girl and my bestfreinds girl with my bestfreind...
how much are they going to talk?
>>29379934
They will talk to each other about every thing.
If you and your bro do the same and work against them it'll be a war
>>29379934
All the time, about everything, and with no regard for privacy, decency or shame; you can't even fathom.
I wish I were trolling, but most women aren't even human.
t. autist who has been ostracized and had their personal and professional reputation destroyed at multiple schools and workplaces
>>29380114
GEEZ what the fuck happened?
BTW OP, he's right. Women tell each others everything. They don't even hide it all this much. I've seen female coworkers mention the specific size of their husband's dick like it was nothing.