>hit on a grill on facebook 2 weeks ago
>message read
>no reply
How is your game going,fellow robots?
I don't participate in this "game".
>>29385051
She probably read it a long time ago thinking about what to do then inevitably deciding to not to do anything. She just decided to "read" it now
>>29385118
probably started a police investigation
Im 20 years old but mentally im still a creepy awkward 15 year old due to lack of life experience
That's me plus fifteen years. Go get experience, it doesn't get better by itself.
We're all mentally 15 year olds trapped in aging bodies. Everyone feels this way. Chads, stacies, robots.
>>29384934
WHY DOES TIME MOVE SO FAST
Do you pick your nose? What are your boogers like?
>>29384887
my nose is nose-y and my boogers are booger-y
I've been picking my nose constantly for the last two years and now I have a perforated septum. I'm 19 BTW.
Proudly pick my nose and eat itafter doing linesgotta get that caked in stuff out somehow
Always stuck in a state of perpetual limbo
Thinking bout the same hoe
It's been years though
And she still won't go
I'm just a caricature of a person
Face twisted because I'm always hurting
Perpetually contemplating suicide
But hope keeps me on this wild ride
Fuck a bitch
You don't need her
But once you mess with a bitch you're fucked because you constantly need her
It's hard when you realize she's gone and you start to wonder why you still carry on
Maybe soon I'll be gone
>>29384788
Hmm. Have you tried writing really shitty poetry as a way of dealing with your emotions?
Oh wait, never mind.
What did Stacy do to you op, let it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxzSv_WTXn4
hope this song helps robro
I was walking home from night shift 6 AM,and as I was climbing the stairs,I slipped and fell. Rolled down all 15 of them. As I laid bleeding and bruised I looked at the sky. I started crying and laughing and I did that for like 30 mins,not because of pain. Even with all this physical pain,my emotions are now at peace.
>>29384761
Glad you found peace OP
>>29384761
Glad you are happy my friend
>>29384761
Human psychology is fascinating.
>he doesn't trigger veterans using a fake facebook account
Iraq war veterans have this deluded belief that they fought for my rights and united states wouldn't exist if they didn't kill sand niggers in the middle east. It's fun bringing them down and delivering bants.
>>29384702
perfect, people like you are the one moving the paradigm forward
>>29384702
are they really bothered by that sort of thing?
>mfw triggering some warcucks PTSD with fire crackers
I don't even mind the raghead killing, literally who gives le fuck, but agreeing to fight some pointless war about nothing is such bad decisionmaking that they deserve to be punished for it
Can you beat my Tetris high score?
http://tetris.com/play-tetris/
of courshe i can
>>29384710
Wow hacker.
dam son
motherfucking orignale
why do you wash your ass
it will be again dirty anyway
>why do anything, you die anyway
>>29384383
i dont only normies do stupid shit like that
>>29384383
You will get a god awful rash. I started to not wipe when I was 5 but after about a month I developed one and it was hellish.
>Woman is obviously in her 30's
>ask her age
>she asks me to guess
>"I guess 26"
>suddenly she wants to fuck me
old women are so easy robots, why don't you get one?
>>29384260
>all the girls at work look 30
>they're actually all 18-22
Like milk
>>29384260
Because women over 30 are really bitter, you can feel that when going out in dates with them, they lack that youthful energy younger females have.
>>29385025
What's funny is it seems to be independent of looks
Know a 20 year that looks mid-late twenties (viable wrinkles etc) while other 20 year olds seems older, even without the wrinkles
Think it is number of dicks
OPfag here
My sister's cute socks are making me jealous - I just want to make the cummies in stacy's pizza.
Pic related
I just wish that all Chaddies would fizzle into the aether. They're ruining my chances of being cucked by your wife's tendies, and I left my spaghetti in the piss jug.
Does anyone really like this normie?
Every time I gas one they just split in two and come back for more.
I've never been in one situation where someone had the fucking manlogic to come up with the answer without shitting on me desu. Just cuck me already fampai.
I one put my dick in the crazy eggroll - japanese anime style. Am I a roastie now? Get out anyway you fucking shillosaurus rex
>that guy who posts faceless photos of women he claims to have had sex with
>>29383776
>faceless photos of women
You know what that means.
>that guy who posts photos of his fat, ugly wife spread eagled
>>29383776
lol u rly want me to post ur moms face on here?
>Daddy, why do you always pour a bucket of blood over you in the bathtub and cry in it for two hours? You do this every Friday night? Everyone says it isn't normal for daddies to do. So I'm worried. Where do you even keep finding the blood?
How do we respond to this?
>inb4 Richard Trenton Chase
Oh, so it's *not* normal because everyone else says so, huh? Is that it? First I had to have my kids taken away because apparently I scared them everytime I made out with my Adolf Hitler painting? Now this? Fuckin' liberals, I swear...
>>29383450
>tfw daughter ostracizes you for mixing fruit-scented soap that happens to be red and water and pouring it out of a bucket to wash yourself, sometimes it gets in my eyes and it gets really painful.
Why is that hard to understand?
Dat Boi isn't a CIA paid shill.
It's just a fun little exciting meme!
Dat Boi is so cute and friendly!
H-here c-comes d-dat b-boi
OH SHIT WADDUP
hahah!
He's so great, just like black people!
They're such great entertainers!
I do agree it's a shitty meme, but why would a government agency do it? What is their agenda?
What does the government gain from shitty memes?
here's an artists take on dat boi
Robots,
Other threads have recently addressed this issue tangencially, but I am posting with regards to trademarking and patenting elements of /r9k/.
As an unemployed J.D., I understand elements of U.S. intellectual property. This board is among the most creative place I have ever experienced. I predict the memes developed here will one day be among the most valuable artistic properties to exist. However, I cannot simply file with the patent office due to the fact that I did not create the property. The board did technically, but we should monetize now in order...
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>>29383181
super mega ultra bump
>>29383181
>super mega ultra bump
Fucking respond you faggots REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29383181
>I predict the memes developed here will one day be among the most valuable artistic properties to exist
now that's shitposting, or give one example
Normies, what does it feel like to have a gf that loves sucking your dick/swallowing your cum feel like?
>12 years old
>family reunion
>kinda retard cousin same age as me jerks me off in basement
>she tastes a little
>says it's really disgusting
>25 now
>never even kissed another girl since then
>biggest fantasy to...
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my gf used to be enthusiastic about it. but we've been dating for 2 years now and it's clearly a chore for her. she used to swallow, but now goes to the sink and spits it out. that doesn't really bother me though. sometimes she's nice to me and does it out of nowhere, but when we first started dating it was probably more exciting/erotic for her. she is pretty god damn amazing at it, I will say. she's coming home from being out of town tonight, maybe I'll get some.
You need a good diet for a chick to want to
Try your sister maybe she will like the taste. :}