who /dumb/ here?
>tfw you come to terms with your own stupidity
feels god man
I'm often shocked by how many genuine idiots there seem to be on this board.
>>29424605
>Tfw iq of 186
>Tfw still on this board of idiots, plebs and degenerates
I don't think I'm actually stupid, but acting like it is so much more fun.
>tfw befriended a girl from chaturbate and we masturbate together over webcam which is basically like having sex.
What have you robots been doing?
But anon, that doesn't even closely resemble sex
>read 12 chapters of a trap sex story
>cummed in my mouth
>>29424649
You sucked your own dick and came in your mouth? how did it taste?
What are these barriers that keep people from reaching anywhere near their real potential? The answer to that can be found in another question and that's this: Which is the most universal human characteristic: fear, or laziness?
I think fear.
Both? Cop out answer but one most likely will lead to another, 'negative' emotions do fit into a human self molded pattern that we are pretty sure the more one grows the other will follow
One of the antonym of fear is calmness which too much turns into laziness
Too much laziness turns into the fear of not achieving therefor not even trying.
To be brave is to do the opposite of both most of the time to be brave enough is to not act and to act when appropriate. but each case is a case.
Is fear and laziness the only barrier?
>>29424458
too follow my thought, maybe Time is the barrier? too much time you are scared to fuck up and get lazy since you will do it later, not enough, and both are thrown out the window.
Does anyone else have places that make you feel sad as fuck?
Mine's central London
>Have loads of great experiences in London as a kid
>Due to go to university in London
>Fuck up exams and don't get the grades
>Place reminds me of failure
>Can't stand it now
>cramped houses
>stupidly high rent
>obnoxious pub prices
>restaurants always packed
>driving is a hassle
it's overrated desu, unless you own property there. Go abroad m8, london tier cities and nicer but cheaper
>>29424379
>The English
>The Tory Party
>Neo Blairite Labour
Oh and
>Wales
>>29424379
>Own property
Unless you're the son of a Russian Oligarch, Then I doubt owning property in London is even a remote possibility.
Why do autistic people really love manga? - BBC NEWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0
Anime is the cause of their autism.
I want CNN or Fox to do this.
>>29424245
this is genius. I always thought about doing something like this, a store that doesnt feel like a store and sells entretainment instead of products.
When it comes to profiting out of media you are actually better off building the place you want to work in than doin market research
>be groomsman at cousins wedding
>social anxiety terrorizing me all day, lips perpetually chapped
>post wedding celebration, dancing, talkin havin a good time now that alcohol is flowing
>start talking and flirting with a 8/10 with beautiful bod and having what I thought was success
>maybe I can get laid after all
>go back to table to get my drink
>mom, who turns out was watching me whole time, tells me she's a lesbian
>apparently she brought up the fact that I was talking with her to my aunt and she told my mom that
>low confidence kicks in and assume she was just up to some dykery tricks
>end up going home sad after night with mom and dad
>cousin messages me next day saying chick was totally into me and thought I was cute
>"thought she was a lesbian??"
>she's bi
Mom fucked me over so hard and ruined my chance to have sex for the second time in my life at 20. Don't know if I'll ever recover fellas...
y are you guys such fucking dumbasses
I would have caught on to that shit right away
>>29424206
I'm sure it would be less funny if it happened to me, but that is fucking hilarious OP.
>>29424267
I wish I could see the humour in it... But the pain is too fresh
tell me about hack_blastard /r9k/
>>29424025
A trip fag who staged a fight with his dad
he's a good goy. hasn't posted recently
i subscribe to his videos, think he stopped making them though
Who here /manipulatingwomen/? Make them love you then break their fragile roastie hearts and self confidence. Women truly are roaches.
>>29423933
Dude...
No.
I'd stop at step one. How do you do it though?
>>29423966
Lift them up. Boost their egos but make duffle jabs to make sure they don't become too confident, because then they get the idea they're too good for you. It's simple really. Give them what they really want, validation and you shall receive affection, then once the become dependent on said affection give it or take it away.
>>29424556
Subtle*
Originale
>tfw no hyperactive bf
>>29423791
r u gay or fembot?
>>29424382
calling fag
I have a gay hyperactive bf and we wiggle a bunch when we snuggle
Is it weird that I find this type of clothing more appealing and sexually attractive on a woman?
They clearly enjoy "cosplaying" their cultural clothing. I just wish they took pleasure in wearing it as normal clothing rather than slutty yoga pants.
go back to /jp/
>>29423805
That's slavic clothing.
>>29423805
>Doesn't recognize European clothing.
Where do you land?
Largely on none of those. Hooray.
my intellect is my most prized possession
*tips*
>>29423635
Kek that's not how this works
I stole a pair of boots from a random girl hoping to sniff and fap tonight but they don't stink of sweaty girl feet
What should I do with em now?
>>29423316
Return them
>>29423316
use them for what they were made for,
walking
>>29423396
>return them
>get pepper sprayed or cop raped
>>29423422
not my size, bitch has tiny feet
/r9k/
Do you have any advice on chilling out in social situations?
Each time I have to do get some things done, like talking about some papers/decisions in dean office or taling with professor, I fuck up. When I am talking live with somebody I get nervouse and the other person usually misunderstand me. Usually during talk I fuck up something or explain it the wrong way. Its not like I do not know what to say but I get nervouse out of nowhere.
Every time I have to talk live I fuck up
Is there a way to be more relaxed? thc or alcohol is not an option, I...
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Are you sure it's not because English isn't your first language?
>>29423281
no, I use english only on taiwaniese hamstring fanclub forum.
We speak comrade language here
I know that feel bro. At work I want to say so much but I'm a socially nervous guy and it never comes out right or I completely lose track of the conversation by trying so hard not to be weird.
I used to Medicate with thc/alcohol but I've moved on from that. I'd like to not have a crutch for social situationa someday but it's unbearable being a retard and not knowing how to talk to people.
Try benzodiazepines for anxiety. I'm sure that might help you. I would get a script for them but my personality is extremely addictive, if I got mentally...
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>girl likes me back on Tinder/okCupid
>get a boner instantly
>>29423172
nice picture OP - is that your tinder profile picture ?
>goes on tumblr to troll
>trigger group of feminazis
>get boner and leave
>>29423172
Dear Original Poster,
I know that feeling.
Regards,
Anon
/R9K/ PSA: If you haven't noticed by now, you robots are more of a mascot for /r9k/ than its regulars. Your memes and shitposts are funny because they make us feel good about ourselves, but you are starting to get out of hand and it's getting annoying. Stop telling people to "get off my board" like misanthropic hermits. Don't take out your virgin frustrations on people who are actually socially capable. Maybe if you weren't such losers, you would have some friends or even a gf. Oh, and stop with the "REEEEEE"ing. It creeps people out,...
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>>29423052
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That's nice, kiddo.