No joke, why do people watch porn?
What is arousing about close up cock slamming in close up pussy when neither is particularly pretty to look at ?
Why would you want to see some dudes hairy taint while his balls slap against a girls slightly brown asshole?
What is arousing about it? I'm not trying to insult people who enjoy it, it genuinely puzzles me.
Also, doesn't it feel like you're getting cuckolded if you watch a girl you find attractive getting fucked by someone else?
Yeah I don't know, it just makes me hate myself even more.
I recently stopped because I'm a nostalgiafag and none of the new girls do it for me and all of my old favorites are on the sixth pair of tits and it's just disgusting.
2D has been a blessing. At least I process all the filth outside of my native tongue.
>>29493435
It doesn't make me hate myself, it's just odd to see and think people really, really like the stuff.
>>29493492
I don't fap to 2D but I can see why people would with that stuff.
Write a letter to someone who may (or may never) read it.
Dear abc,
def ghi jkl mno p qrs t u v
wxyz,
now I know my abcs,
next time won't you sing with me?
Dear T,
What the fuck. Why?
I can't believe it but this is it, fuck you and fuck off.
-L
"Fate" is not an actual person btw
Please help me /r9k/. I summoned a "that feel" tulpa and I can't get rid of it. He isn't dangerous he just watches me and it creeps me out.
Pic is him
Please help me bros... Anyone have any experience with exorcising tulpas?
ui got this shitting frog he wont stop smiling how do i dispel his presence
wddssdfffffff
uts him
Get mental help. Call a doctor.
>tfw mommy got caramel drumsticks (the patrician choice of drumstick) for me to have after my tendies
Life is good sometimes
>>29493130
enjoy your high fructose corn syrup and artificial flavors
>>29493130
That isn't even ice cream.
they're okay, actual ice cream is better. i keep seeing the strawberry syrup by the ice cream at the store and it looks insanely appetizing. the fudge center ones are awful, it's like a frozen lump of poo in the center. also chicken tenders aren't that great either.
http://www.wired.com/2001/12/aqtest/
"Psychologist Simon Baron-Cohen and his colleagues at Cambridge's Autism Research Centre have created the Autism-Spectrum Quotient, or AQ, as a measure of the extent of autistic traits in adults. In the first major trial using the test, the average score in the control group was 16.4. Eighty percent of those diagnosed with autism or a related disorder scored 32 or higher."
Pic related is my result.
>>29493027
idk but some faggot on 4chan calls mu autistic everyday so i'm already pretty sure im retarded, im not taking the test
diagnosed asperger's from my therapist
>>29493121
Considering all these faggots calling eachother autistic on 4chan, I thought this would be appropriate.
Redpill me on ISTPs with all the info you've got
>>29492919
>that INFP description
Sounds about right. I just want to die.
ISTP can't handle their feelings so ultimately fail everything they do. They can't even do a straightforward logical thing, like schoolwork, without having a breakdown over how worthless they are and how pointless everything is
They have delusions about being "smart but lazy" but they will never get anywhere in life
>>29492919
>tfw INTJ with the traits of an ENTJ
feels good man
>hear people outside my room
>stop eating
>hear footsteps
>close window
>Have to pee really bad at 1 am
>Too afraid I will wake someone up
>Don't
>someone uses the bathroom
>wipe the seat
Tomorrow is my last day at my stocker-cuck grocery store job. Any thoughts as to what I should do? My current plans
>Free shit lol to nice customers
>Yell "REEE!!!" over the store loudspeaker
No suggestions?
>>29493636
>cornanimegirl8
>>29493666
I like corn.
>Go to party last Saturday
>2 girls come up to me
>Start talking to them
>One is pretty drunk
>Other is more sober
>The drunk one looks better
>Sober girl keeps talking to me
>Think I remember exchanging numbers
>She's been texting me since last week
>Still...
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is this how you troll r9k?
>>29492688
Wat
Partyblox
Why do you want the more attractive one? She sounds like she's more of a whore than the other?
Did he ever make it bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7mozA-ptI
Damn thats an oldie
i remember watching that on funnyjunk when i was like 12 years old
stop making me realize how old i am man
he's still single. this is him: fagbuk dot caum slash mikeblountjr this isn't spam you asshole robot i'm trying to get the word out! IT'S NOT GOD DAMN SPAM
hello my future girlfriend
Tell us anons where do you guys see yourself in five years? Do you have any goals or have you already given up?
Holding the high score
>24 now
>in five years I'll be 29
and thats when I stop counting my age. Next year I'm already cake. I want off this ride.
I'm 24 but mentally still a 16 year old teen. That's why I'm imagining I'll be completing my undergrad in 5 years time.
had the best dream ever. i was in this like really small living area with a friend. hes really passive and like doesnt exist sometimes so in this dream he was just kinda of there in the background. but rose showed up. i dont know it wasnt like it was special in my dream she just showed up and it was normal but it was the first time i met her. she was just laying around and i think we were goofing off or something. but later she had to go but she really enjoyed her time there and started to sing a song she made for me and it was really good. then shen left and it was over
i have rose dreams like this too. i'd really just like to be her friend.
"Rose makes me vomit, Nate and all of that. This whole ""empire"". this fanbase.. this """religion"""...
A cultural and intellectual cancer. It is so important that rose suffers... I don't give a damn, I shit on /rose/"
-The Real Lou
2016
>>29492383
Once I had a dream where I took a shower with my oneitis and had sex. I even felt when I cum.
Then I woke up wet
>have paper due tomorrow
>people are stealing papers from previous students for copying purposes
>my roommate gets one for me
>later, someone else offers him money to get something to copy
>I am dragged in this involuntarily and made to write stuff for him because the original text is hardly intelligible
>write a small part of it
>realise I don't have time...
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>>29492355
Maybe you should have just written the paper.
Use those five hours to collect as muh evidence as you can that everyone's a cheating shitbird. If you're going down, you may as well take the whole ship with you.
>not writing your own paper and ratting all of them out
Let's talk about:
Relationships, failed friendships, those that left, broken hearts, emotional scars, the feels
And whatever else you want to talk about
The older I get the harder it is to care about women, but the more I want to. A oneitis gives a focus of sorts to your life. Without her there's just nothing.
OP I think you intended to use this image.jpeg
>>29492420
How long has it been since you noticed this strange wave of feelings towards women? Is this recent? Or has it been more of steady roller-coaster, where the general rejection you have felt towards yourself, mirrored from your own view point, has increased the effects of this emotion?
Was there some significant point in the recent years that peaked this paradoxical feeling? Do you find yourself believing your lie, that they aren't worth the time, who are they to keep you up at night. But the thought that...
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the good times are just around the corner
>>29492226
a-any day know
>>29492226
Turns out it's a circle.
The good times are right now, you just need to accept the current life situation you are in with no resistance. Once you surrender to whatever your current state is you will find that things work out for you naturally.