who here /hallucinate/
I keep seeing a white shadow in the corner of my eye, no one else can so it.
>>29496129
Yeah I see shadow people all the time. You just learn to ignore after a while. The only thing I see sometimes is when I look at someone I will see their corpse and know how they will die. Except I am pretty sure that proves I am batshit insane.
>>29496129
if its on the same spot and white of all colors i would be inclined to think its some kind ocular hypertension.
leave the basement and go see a doctor.
>>29496192
in the living room BITCH
>tfw no isda skinning, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, pelikula watching, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang...
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first in the sea thread
>>29496095
>diyaryo
>salamin
>eleksyon
>pelikula
>sapatos
>kotse
>tsinelas
>kabayo
>duwende
>lechon
I didn't know filipino was so influenced by Spanish
know any info about this chick op?
>be me
>be 6 years old
>favorite movie is Lego The Adventures of Clutch Powers
>I watch Clutch Powers every night before bed
>ask mom if I can meet Clutch Powers in real life
>mom says maybe someday
>I go on Amazon.com because mom tells me everything I want is on there
>type in Clutch Powers
>see...
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>>29496075
You are like what, 12 then?
I can't breath
good jib
>>29496075
top kek
you deserved every lashing
ITT: Wost conceivable feeling
>>29496053
Not as bad as this my dude.
>>29496053
That your Dr. Pepper is gone? Or the feeling you get when you put 2 liters of shit in your body?
Lol yea dude this is my favorite brand of product. Not like those assholes who like that other product.
You should all waste your shekels on MY favorite shitty product! Only cool kids get diabetes young
im having a quite sad electric feel right now :(
I'm having a mad electric feel
like I'm being zapped all over and all I want to do in response is call people faggots,faggot
ALL ALONG THE WESTERN FRONT
jesus it's almost been a decade since that song was released
So I just got back from my therapist, and apparently I may have dispersonalization or disrealization disorder. So can someone explain it to me more clearly? I looked it up and I didn't quite get it much
Does it mean i'm borderline crazy or something?
Also
>pic unrelated
means your spaced out all the time or something
probably nothing to worry about
>>29495975
I think it's another word for you're fucked in the head or this>>29496006
i really don't know honestly I just heard about it now
>>29495975
Fucked up the spelling
I ment depersonalization-derealization, so any robot here wants to help me? Wikipedia isn't helping
Would you let your daughter go out wearing this?
Yes actually, doesn't look that degenerate.
>>29495964
My daughter wouldn't have a penis like that "girl".
>>29495964
pretty sure thats a man
People come on /r9k/ when they feel bad
But what board do I go to to cheer up?
>>29495960
>But what board do I go to to cheer up?
I actually come here to cheer up since i'm a Chad. Laughing at all of your miserable existences HAHAHAHAHA
>>29496408
>Laughing at all of your miserable existences
Then why do you go on a bitch fit when we don't want your opinion on things?
>>29496408
only a failed normie would say this
you are truly the most pathetic of all creatures
>"friends" are saying legitimately mean things to me with no comedic wit or purpose
>can't say anything because they'll just play the "itz just banter cant u handle it lol?!" card
>can't just leave because of the barrage of "lol y u leave u mad???"
>>29495933
Block them, Robot. Block them all.
Take the chad in this video's advice.
https://youtu.be/6RahPz3Zgj4
>>29495933
>hanging out with people that belittle you
it's your fault OP tell them they're dicks and to fuck off, if you're actually mad and they're your friend they'll stop. quit being apussy
>Just leave
>Never return
>Don't answer your phone
>Immediately walk the other direction if you see them in public
>Tell them to fuck off if they come to your door
That's all you need to do, and it's a full-time fix. It would work for battered women too if they weren't addicted to battery sex.
Tfw no pale skin, dark hair, intelligent, skinny, 16 year old, autism/mental illness gf
If this grill lived in my country I would kidnap her, keep her as my wife and impregnate her so our autism could combine to make master race children.
>pale skin, dark hair, intelligent, skinny, 16 year old, autism/mental illness gf
Good luck competing against Chad with glasses. I suggest winning the lottery.
>>29495932
I agree with about half of your post.
Damn she's pretty cute.
Someone post her nudes so the thread get deleted pls
Did your parents ever asked if you're gay, anon?
Mom did once. I was 18. Kinda disappointing then, but I stopped giving a fuck about my parents long ago.
Never outright, my grandma once said and I quote
>"If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were gay!"
I remember being stricken by it at the time, in retrospect I wouldn't trade that line for the world. Even though I'm as straight as they come.
No because I got caught stalking my (female) neighbor when I was 12
Some other people have though. I give off the image of not being interested in women because there is a 0% chance of any dating me.
Hey /r9k/. First time posting here, been lurking for months.
18 year old here, I've gotten /fit/ over the last 3 years, lost a lot of body fat, like a LOT. But girls still don't seem to like me. I'm starting to give up on finding a gf. My question is...
>Should I go to a prostitute?
I went on backpage and there are so many good looking ones for a good price. I have money saved up from my job. Should I lose my virginity to a prostitute? They'd probably fuck me like a pornstar.
get the fck out of here you fucking faggot
>>29495911
Why? I just want some advice from r9k.
>>29495892
The point is knowing how to get laid, not getting laid.
If your virginity is becoming a problem that doesn't allow you interacting with women, go for a whore. Otherwise it is too soon.
who here a failed normie?
pic related, me
In five years, frame this and take a pic with it.
Working on growing my hair out like that, how did you initially style it before it was long enough to part on its own
Cut your hair dude, it makes you look like an ugly woman
>start taking antidepressants
>sex drive immediately kill
>no longer have to worry about women or masturbating
Why doesn't every robot do this?
>>29495719
It's just lobotimization, man
Wanna do it though.
Don't know how to get any, too nervous to call or visit a doctor.
>>29495747
This pretty much
>Anon all you have to do to help your anxiety is to get over your crippling fear and go to a doctor to fix it!
Dear Lord, you guys.
I found out that my ex, who I broke up with like four years ago and haven't had a gf since, has a Facebook.
It's been years since I saw her and she's gotten a little bigger. Usually seeing something like that would make me happier but I'm feeling really fucking weird at the moment. I'm not quite angry but I'm also not really sad either. More like...like if you found an old video game you had for years and loved, but you're hesitant to play again because the last time you did it gave you a stress-induced heart...
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>>29495706
Yep.
Then I messaged her and we became FWB. The feels only get worse anon
>>29495798
I'm not adding her.
Couldn't handle it.
>>29495861
Usually I'm able to assuage my feels by coming here