SJWs across the UK are in tears because of the Leave vote.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia4UXNq0RLk
They could probably use some cheering up.
>>29503865
made my fucking day, cheers OP
>>29503912
I'm an American and it made my day.
Long live democracy
>>29503865
>They could probably use some cheering up.
YEah women sure love us when they need a shoulder to cry on and talk about their problems. This isn't new.
>SJWs
Couldn't even get it hard.
it hurts guys
>>29503851
I HURT MYSELF TODAY, TO SEE IF I COULD STILL ROAST! I FOCUS ON MY ROASTIE! THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL!
actually it only hurts girls
>>29503872
You best be singing the right version of that song, boy
Guys the girl I love has such an amazing fucking social and active lifestyle.
She works, take care of her family and im legit the only guy she talks to. It sounds like I struck gold right?
ITS FUCKING NOT
Because she is so positive and active it hurts my time to spend with her. As if im not even worth much. She said this coming week shes super busy but will try and make time for us. I dont want to fucking hear that.
I spend all my time at home playing video games and watching tv since im still deciding what to go to college for. I dwell on this...
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>>29503842
>2016
>beleiving anything a women says
She's stringing you along, giving you the run around.
Move along sir , there's nothing to see here
>>29503973
Yep, seconded. "Oh, I'm so busy", basically means "I'm not into you, stop trying".
you are not a robot. you are killing r9k. off yourself my man
>Let's play willy wars!
>Whoever can wank their willy and make the most willymilk gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>I beat chinese keith at willy wars and when I used his bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
I keep forgetting fanny doesn't mean butt in Britbongland.
>>29503645
I might aswell
>>29503626
>perfect colour
>perfect shape
>perfectly thick
>tfw you'll never wiggle your tounge under his foreskin
4chan has 2000 character limit and since r9k you can only make 1 type of post once
so i was wondering what happens when we run out of posts to make? i hope it wont be soon...
>tfw typing short shitpost
They reset the robot occasionaly.
2000^26 is a lot
>tfw no gf
0356035680596
ONE THIRTY TWO THOUSAND FIVE
little tiger cub here
Zero, three, five, six, zero, three, five, six, eight, zero, five, nine, six
>get gf
>have to deal with orbiters
Fuck off betas, why are you even trying to ask out a girl if you haven't even known her long enough to know if she's single or not?
Good morning wagies
Looks like you got up extra early today for your job and "contributing to society" hehe. You wagies say the darnedest things, I swear. You must be reading this from work, during that one brief moment when you're not swamped with paperwork to fill out. Be careful, wagie, you wouldn't want your boss to catch you browsing at work, since the uneducated masses view this site like a crime. You could get fired! You should probably just get back to work.
Another day, another dollar.
Is it time for Subway?
>>29503523
>paperwork to fill out
Lmao, NEETies get all their ideas about working from 90s sitcoms.
I'm getting paid to shitpost while you sit in bed
>>29503523
Thisis 100% informative.
>just want to stay at home, listen to music, sleep, and play video games
>don't want to leave the house or talk to anyone. Just want to be by myself and kill time as fast as possible for the rest of my life
>work two days a week as a night-time delivery driver
>hate it and wish I was dead the whole time I am working
>earn just enough money to pay for rent, food, and internet
>can buy one...
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Sadly you'll have to work more to escape. Google some sites on early retirement to see how it's done.
Some have retired in their 20s, albeit with a very minimal lifestyle
Night driving sounds comfy.
>>29503512
somehow monitize your gaming
If you live in memeland like me then theres no hope at forever living the
>>just want to stay at home, listen to music, sleep, and play video games
Thats all I want, if I was given a 5x5m box to live in to do so until I'm unable to I'd be happy
Alright you fucking robots get the fuck in here
seeing most of us are outcast shut-ins im sure we can get some innawoods going, be creative and realistic with your current situation/country you're in
>for the newfags
http://www.innawoods.net/swf/InnaWoods.swf
Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E
Here's my survival loadout.
>>29503490
>find a place with wild life and water source that corporations don't dispose waste in.
>learn how to make traps, and learn about the plants in that area.
>make 1-X trips from civilization to the place to bring everything you need/want.
>start building a home (meanwhile sleep in tent or something)
Not that complicated.
here's what i used to use in dayz
Feeling a bit down and playing guitar.
Feel free to request.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0au3GkY34cp
>>29503478
could you do a rap for me?
311 - Flowing
>>29503488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19M8TK6SgPR
WAGEKEK! GET IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
I've had enough of your slacking off. You'd better stop browsing this "4chan" website at work or I'll give ALL of your wages to the your NEET friend.
Now get back to fucking work.
> stop slacking or I'll give my money to an even bigger slacker
Wat?
LOL
>>29503451
kys faggot i make 500 a week and thats actually less than you weight you neet cunt
>>29503517
>Kys
Don't lie to me, underage b&, you're too young to work!
>just cut off only friend because he only cares about what he has to say than care about anything I am interested in
Did I make the right choice robots? Just sick of dealing with his bullshit. Now I have no friends at all. This guy is always absolutely "me, me, me."
Yes you made the right choice. If you are suicidal at all, you have the chance of becoming more so now that you are alone, but you equally have the chance of becoming comfortable with yourself which you would never have otherwise.
>>29503416
Maybe, but it's so hard to make new friends that I personally wouldn't give up that person
You should have lectured him about the "me me me thing"
Sometimes they don't realise it until you liteally tell them without any drama scene, like a men to men thing
MY SISTER IS A FUCKING BITCH
Probably
originales
know that feel bro...
know that feel
can i fuck her
Does anyone else's dick get more erect when having sex?
I say this because obviously sex turns you on more, I've had it several times where I've measured my dick to be 8 inches when erect when I've been extra horny when masturbating, but most of the time it's 6-7 inches.
Is this what well endowed people have to endure?
>>29503410
>having sex
Gee anon, i don't know... Maybe you should ask somewhere elsw.
>>29503429
Else* fuck
Oriignal xD
Same,
If i jack off, my erection will be smaller/softer the next day by an inch length, and half inch width, and takes me a few days to get rock hard again
at max it reaches 7.5 x 6
second day fap, 6.5 x 5.5
welcom to the trol
nice thread op you fucking faggot
>>29503432
Hey, leave him alone. Let him be
>>29503406
Time to play the game?