Tell me about your childhood anon, how bad was it
>>29504725
I was poor for a long time. However my parents always gave me the best that they could. My robot hood seemed to have formed when I entered school. I was isolated with no friends. I still struggle talking to others today
>>29504725
My parents were extremely busy, they had almost zero time for me. I wasn't allowed to bother them. We were pretty poor too. Had to move quite a few times. I never fit in in schools. Developed depression at a very early age.
Does anyone barely remember their childhood? I played computer games a lot and some other stuff happened but it's all hazy. I feel like my life actually started at 21.
>be schizoaffective
>decide to cut myself on the leg to see if it really feels good
>feels euphoric and dizzying
>oh shit. I cut a little too deep
>cut through all layers of skin
>use duct tape to close the wound
>already half healed the next day
Wew. Not doing that again. I was just doing it out of curiosity. I can see why people do it though.
>cut through all layers of skin
>already half healed the next day
I call bullshit on that, no way it can be even half healed if you indeed cut through all layers
>>29504724
Pic is how it currently looks. The bleeding has stopped.
>>29504766
Yikes. That looks like it hurt.
Why do women keep defending Islam and voting to let in milions of violent Muslim men in when it's the most anti-feminist, anti-liberal, anti-woman belief system there is? It doesn't make sense. Islam goes against everything they stand for.
>feminism
>making sense
Because they don't want to be mean racists.
>be toxic asshole
>ops picture made me feel a pang of sorrow
>It will never be the year 2000 again
>You will never listen to this album for the first time ever again
>You will never again experience that brief post-90s, pre-9/11 era
MR HAAAAHHN
FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOMBOTTOM TO TOP l STOP
>>29505160
sounds like a song about taking turns having gay sex
Disclaimer: I am not and have never been a normie, It's possible I may be called one by some readers of the following greentext but I can assure you I belong here
Here are my credentials before we proceed:
>Kissless virgin
>Never had a girlfriend
>Not had a real female friend since I was 10
>Three whole friends
>Social outcast at college
Checks out? Good. Here we go
>be...
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Type faster idiot
>me and Moron exchange dickbook messages for weeks
>our conversations are mostly dull and forced, but other times they seem genuine for a little bit
>can't decide whether she wants to talk to me or not, she doesn't take ages to reply like other girls but I don't trust this
>we talk about bands we like and generic stuff people talk about when they're trying to get to know eachother
>she seems like a nice...
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bump for interest
also, write this shit out beforehand, you cockwomble
About how old were you when you realized interracial sex is hotter than normal sex?
>>29504643
I didn't realize that because that is retarded
>>29504676
Spot the butthurt white girl
nototiginal
as a product of a mixed race couple
I do not approve of interracial pairings whatsoever
Introducing Apple's newest iSis! The little sister sex robot for you!
>>29504632
I'd rather have a robot face
>>29504632
iSis, ISIS. I dont want my dick beheaded
>some fucking federal agent had to read this shitty thread because you wrote "isis"
>tfw all your stocks are down
Thanks alot britfags
>stock market
LOL
You should seize the opportunity to buy as much as you can. The dumping was a knee jerk reaction to brexit but since there aren't any real problems with the economy of the UK they will inevitably go back up, so buy up and get rich.
>>29504611
Bull trap. Fuck stocks lmao
summer fever
somehow managed to get a qt chubby gf
i love her for what she is
she is perfect wife material
>tfw attracted mainly by quiet petite flat girls
>tfw she outgoing and has very nicepic relatedand every guy we met hits on her hard because of this
My positronic mind cannot compute, how this ends
>>29504594
I KNOW HOW THIS STORY GOES
You cheat on her with a flat girl and ditch her because you're a hypergamous cunt m8
>>29504665
no i love her and i am attracted to her
Thing is its weird, i feel like i don't deserve girl like this
i am looser piece of shit goddamn
she takes me to high class party, chads line up to hit on her and she tells them to fuck off
WHY
>>29504594
who is this semen demon aaa
Should "men" with weak jawlines be burned alive or used as slaves?
>>29504525
Yes. Along with the sub 6 females.
>>29504543
>sub 6 females
only fat and non-white women are sub 6
any non-fat white woman is an automatic 8
god sangster is such a cute pie
Does anyone else get off on fantasies of their oneitis fucking chads and such as some form of coping mechanism?
That is what watching porn does to you, watching women you desire being fucked by someone else starts to turn you on.
>>29504496
nope, sounds like a symptom of mental illness
>>29504496
That's called a cuckold fetish m80, quit watching porn, see >>29504531
why does /r9k/ insist that women are whores with no morals and only care for themselves?
I;m sure that the majority of women are perfectly decent human beings, that don't get hammered and get spit roasted everynight
what does /r9k/ think about this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/4pig6b/if_youve_ever_done_the_groupie_thing_slept_with_a/d4leovf
>>29504586
That just makes me hate fucking everything
>>29504586
>that edit 2
Fuck the world. Fuck everything. I can never trust anyone.
Steal from the poor and give to the rich.
>>29504363
That's communism for you
You just summed up the Republican Party.
Higher taxes for everybody, except large corporations. We have to give corporations some "incentive" to bring shitty minimum-wage jobs to small towns, right? Even if that means said populations of small towns have to pay absurd taxes for the privilege of earning $8 an hour.
Why doesnt anonymous do this. They are expert hackers right? Not that the really poor have bank accounts. And im not saying they should.
G3NET!CALLY
>>29504353
>G3NET!CALLY
kek
get a job, lose weight while working said job, save money, get jaw/chin implants
>This is Ethan!
>tfw no gf who likes to smell my armpits
yeah, my sweat in general smells great, why the fuck do dumb whores find it disgusting and prefer chads drenched in artificial perfumes?
>>29504352
>>29504411
My girl loves when I come home from work sweaty as fuck. My bo smells pretty ordinary, my sweat smells like sweat. Idk why but she loves it. Are there pheromones in sweat?
>>29504777
yes there are pheromones in sweat
armpit scent is the best