What's something you attempted to do and gave up after five minutes? I'll start
>Be me
>Want to lose weight by cycling
>Go to Wal-Mart and buy a bicycle
>Go to local scenic biking/running trail
>Get on bike
>It's a speed bike
>I don't know how to ride it properly, or change gears correctly
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>attempted suicide
>failed after five minutes
Why didn't it work :(
>>29514860
sewing, some video games, and anal sex
why dont you try something easier? a normal bike or swiming?
>go to my local areas backpage
>thinking about getting an escort for the nigth
>see sexy blonde
>read description
>NO BLACK MEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU WHITEY FUCK YOU, YOU CAN'T BE ROBOTS, YOU LITERALLY CAN'T BE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST BY ESCORTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>YOU LITERALLY CAN'T BE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST BY ESCORTS
Looks like you just were frogman.
>>29514858
I was looking at my local Backpage and they were black girls saying that too
WHITES CAN'T ROBOTS
>>29514858
>blacks are so shit tier literal whores refuse to fuck them
This will never not be funny to me.
Also OP maybe you should kill yourself and hope to be reincarnated as a better race
What the jappanese think about Yellow fever and Gaijin hunters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HT58o0of6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNLACIAOJ4A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWILx5MX0_Y
nice
how can i move to japan to get some sweet japanese pussy?
Why are their teeth so fucked?
>>29514912
fun little fact, bad teeth over there is seen as cute
Joining the Army next week
So long robots
>>29514842
how many wide-grip pullups can you do without kipping?
>>29514842
You dun goofed OP.
Should have joined literally any other branch.
>>29514842
sgt pepe reporting in
Anyone else get scared while taking a shower, and so you cut it short because you think there's a monster or ghost/demon think outside of it?
(im 20 years old)
Ya.
I always end up convinced that theres a killer in the bathroom or that a giant spider is about to fall on my head
>>29514878
I haven't showered in almost 4 days.. I shouldn't have watched The Conjuring. Yeah and fuck spiders
>>29514782
>a monster or ghost/demon
Nah. If it wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Over and over again I have said that there is no way out of the present impasse. If we were wide awake we would be instantly struck by the horrors which surround us. . . We would drop our tools, quit our jobs, deny our obligations, pay no taxes, observe no laws, and so on. Could the man or woman who is thoroughly awakened possibly do the crazy things which are now expected of him or her every moment of the day
Why not end it. What is still so precious to keep us here...We constantly talk about suicide and depression. Why don't we just fucking die off
Death is not the end, anon. This world is only one place you will be in your infinite existence. Try to enjoy it while you are here.
>>29514807
there is nothing at the end of the tunnel. The life I exist in is meaningless, without direction. I have tried over and over again to be better, and I have achieved some degree of success. But then... they tear it all down. Everything. There is nothing left. Not even the ashes. And I cant control them. No matter how many times I try. It never happens. It never stays. And this is my only existence. What a fucking joke.
So why cant I laugh
>>29514851
You are here to learn how to endure adversity.
ITT: Key words and phrases that makes you instantly disregard a post
Mine:
>"my gf"
>"my bf"
>"femanon"
>"fitizen"
>"lift"
>"skype"
>>29514724
>meme magick
>cuck
>pepe or op picture of pepe
>fembot
>cyborg
>normie
You are all fucking normalfags
nigger twitter terms
>tfw you start masturbating again
>tfw you have a sex dream
>wake up and fail nofap because overcome by lust
>wake up again
>the previous failure was a dream as well
and thus I am still successfully on several months of nofap
this has happened an alarming number of times
my life is becoming inception
Is masturbating bad?
original
Heavily at that. Like, I'm pounding my dick to a pulp heavily
>go to Asia
>every city is FILLED with Chads
There's no escape.
>>29514692
Go to chengdu, everyone there is under 5'5
>>29514692
>expecting to become king robot and get qts
>going somewhere where the "Be the best or get the fuck out" factor is even stronger than it is in murica to do that
You fucking moron
>>29514714
I doubt it. Chengdu will have its share too.
As soon as you see expats it's that same Chad-y fucking smug self-satisfied you see on every dude's face.
It's like vidya. Back in the early 90's you were considered a huge loser for even having a console and spending more than a few hours a day on it.
Now it's standard normie/Chad practise.
And I guess the same happened to Asian girls. You were scraping the bottom back in the day and now they've caught on and claimed the...
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Has anyone else on /r9k/ had sex with one of their parents
No, just a sibling.
Hilariously though, I find I'm more normal than most robots.
>>29514627
>tfw nobody has been enthusiastic about having sex with you since you hit puberty
There's the guy who had a daughter with his mother, who is now being raised as his sister
I consider all other stories suspect, but if this guy's making it up, he's been repeating the exact same story for years
What's wrong with marrying a single mother?
What's wrong with taking care of someone elses child?
How about you little boys come up with actual reasons, instead of just saying "it just is"
A guy I use to watch on Youtube was dating a girl with two kids from another guy and he said
>"You're not a real man if you can't be with a girl just because she has kids from another man"
I immediately unsubscribed, then commented saying he was pathetic and his sense of "masculinity" was flawed and sad.
I'm not even joking, like I get it shouldn't be a big deal and I'm not even saying I'm against it because of the whole "KEK" meme. But frankly I just have no interest...
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>>29514610
>>What's wrong with taking care of someone elses child?
because it's taking care of a child. I don't want to take care of a child, either mine or someone else's. I don't want to raise any children at all, ever. If I'm dating a girl I want to be able to go and do things with her without getting a sitter. I don't want the slightest chance of getting sued for child support. I also don't want to be viewed as nothing more than a meal ticket.
>>29514678
This is also a good answer, a lot of women are just looking for man to support herself and her kids. They want a guy with money because they'll be set financial, the girl will "pretend" to like/love you so you'll shower her with money and gifts.
Single mothers are dead to me in my eyes, unless they can really prove to me they're not just using me for a meal ticket, or pretending to love me so I'll keep the money and gifts coming.
>Taylor swift naked in a Kanye video
GET KEKED WHITIES
It's a wax figure
>BLACKED fags can dream
>TFW OP doesn't follow celebrity news
Taylor Swift has got a new boyfriend recently and he is WHITE, secondly Taylor's probably doing it for the money or some shit, thirdly Kanye has a wife and kids.
BLACKED fags BTFO, go be a degenerate on /pol/ where they'll give a shit.
Why do black guys want to fuck white women so much?
I mean kanye is married and he still wants taylor.
I feel no different
I feel THE EXACT SAME
R9K YOU TOLD ME LOSING MY VIRGINITY WOULD SOLVE MY PROBLEMS
IM STILL DEPRESSED
IM STILL ANXIOUS
IM STILL A SHUT IN
DON'T FALL FOR THE SEX MEME ROBOTS
inb4: hurr durr normie ree
It's having a gf you dumbfuck not losing your virginity
You're supposed to build on it. Use it as a stepping stone. Your doing it shows that it's achievable. With that uncertainty out of the way, try going for other things you thought were unattainable.
>thinking theres an easy way out
>oh wait there is one
>kill yourself!
Fembots how many of you would be fine with being apart of a very handsome mans harem?
>>29514523
No thank you. Not interesed.
Tbh it would not be nice.
I don't like being treated as mearly a sex object
This was a garbage hentai yet people always post scenes from it on other boards, I've watched a lot of hentai and this one wasn't even that good.
Dumb bitch joins sex cult to save sister, sister becomes a mind broken slut. Old man proceeds to have sex with both sisters till he dies, hell, Bible Black was 10x hotter than this.
I still fap to Bible Black sex scenes
>I don't date girls that smoke, drink, have excessive tattoos, cut themselves, have colored hair, have children, and do drugs.
>>29514521
Is that a young sam hyde in the back?
>tfw straight edge
>tfw neither religious nor hardcore punk
>Just a clean cut, kind of edgy guy who values self-control
>tfw basically shooting myself in the foot when it comes to socializing
>>29514521
was this an r9k meetup