>tfw waking up and having iced coffee
>>29973592
Coffee wagecuck here.
Our "cold press" is just old expired pots of coffee that we would have dumped anyway, we put it in the "cold press coffee" canister, and sell it to you as "iced coffee"
Disgusting.
>>29973613
Major chain or local restaurant?
>>29973719
Major chain, motherfucker.
I'm thinking of a funny picture but I can't find it. It's an anarcho-capitalist or Objectivist stand-in standing in a mansion saying something like "But you can't do this! Muh property rights! Muh NAP!" and there is a horde of Stirners saying "Spooks". Any help would be appreciated.
>>29973562
Ayy smash that mf like button mah nigga!!!!!!
>>29973817
Niggers are not good
here you go famrade
One day you find a device like this that has a "Suffering" and "Happiness" setting. If you point it at someone they immediately feel whichever the setting is. By zapping someone who's already sad with suffering, you can increase their max amount of suffering and vice versa.
What would you do with it?
>>29973559
>Point it at dad and make the fuckboy suffer
>point it at qt3.14 on "suffering" in secret and make her perpetually unhappy until I'm around and make her happy
>>29973559
Find some way to magnify the waves or increase the spread. Attach it to a weather balloon and tether it over my city on suffering
FUCKING SELL HAPINESS, SELL ALL THE FUCKING HAPPINESS.
Superficial people never like to admit they're superficial. They cling to ideas like "auras" and "vibes" when the reality is they're shallow as fuck and they determine your worth based entirely on your facial dimensions.
>>29973547
Auras and vibes are real, but women often mistake their hard-wired aesthetic pattern matching with a psychic ability.
>>29973756
>auras
>vibes
>psychic powers
>real
Go back to /x/
>>29973785
I was just there. Quit bringing up /x/ stuff if you don't want to trigger us.
I'm in DIRE need of new Cozy NEET Pepe images and texts! Please dump your images and OC so I can continue my hourly dooty of educating wagies!!!!! :O
Will post some in meantime. More OC the better! Wagies MUST get brfo!
>>29973528
Thiscontent you requested is something I don't have, but take THIS image of "Thisguy" Smug Wojak instead.
>>29973538
>NEET
>Trump hat
This triggers the normies
>going to college in a couple of months
>read a 4kan story a while ago about a guy who changed his life and got a qt gf by acting like Ryan Gosling from Drive
>been watching the movie multiple times each week
>Have social anxiety and say dumb shit when people talk to me. i also hyperventilate
I think this year is gonna be a gud year.
Is this a good idea bros?
>>29973506
>not acting like Takumi from Initial D
>>29973506
the only problem was that he had to somehow make sure she would never see the movie and figure out his entire gimmick
I love Drive
Tfw average penis (small)
Tfw I'll never punch her cervix with my foot long
Girls say it hurts when you hit the cervix.
>>29973891
they say it hurts when chad fucks other girls too, they still come back for more
>>29973891
I want it to hurt and feel good and not just "I can feel something".
Trying to solve a mystery and not having much luck. This japanese restaurant near me has this amazing sesame sauce, but I can't locate it anywhere. I've tried all the different kinds I can find at the grocery store, but apparently there's a difference between chinese and japanese sesame sauce which makes it even harder to narrow down.
I tried to ask a cooking forum but they just told me that referring to the japanese language as moonspeak was racist so they weren't very helpful.
I'm thinking tonight I might go root through the restaurant...
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>>29973466
Was it the salty sesame sauce or the sweet one?
>>29973466
Ever think of calling them and asking?
>>29973497
I don't like talking to them because it's hard. They barely know English and I have to use the internet website to order. Last week the website was down so I had to call them and they fucked up my order. I knew they would.
>>29973492
Hard to define. It's both salty and sweetish at the same time.
>see a "post in this thread or mum will die in her sleep" post yesterday
>ignore it
>wake up to find mum passed away in her sleep
I'm never coming back here. I know it is probably just a coincidence, but it makes me feel so much worse.
Goodbye.
>>29973446
if this is real holy shit that's hilarious.
>>29973446
See you on Monday senpai
>>29973446
Wow, great job killing your mother by not believing in the meme magic. You probably think this board is satirical too.
Hello and welcome to autismblocks :D
IP: 167.114.110.58:25565
Pic is the current spawn
>>29973424
Heres mine: IP: >>>/pol/
fuck rtg
server is just 16 year olds meme spewing, definitely do not join
t. squidward
how do you get over falling in love with a meme girl
realize I'm not chad, human interaction is only good in fantasy, and I don't want to get alimonycucked.
>>29973396
the same way you get over all girls: you realize that they will never love you back, cannot love at all, and will only pay attention to you as long as they get more than they give in your relationship.
Fall in love with a better one
How old are you and at what age did you learn the following?
>tying your shoes
>tying a tie
>riding a bike
>swimming
>a second language
>how the banking system works and managing your own money
>how to play a card game (which card game was it?)
>washing your own laundry
>cooking your own...
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>>29973343
>tying your shoes
11th grade
>tying a tie
never
>riding a bike
never
>swimming
never
>a second language
never
>how the banking system works and managing your own money
never
>how to play a card game (which card game was it?)
Since a child. I mean there was Uno, the memory...
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>>29973343
>tying your shoes
I'm still bad at it
>tying a tie
Never
>riding a bike
Childhood sometime
>swimming
Never
>a second language
Never
>how the banking system works and managing your own money
Not sure how the banking system works exactly, but I've had my own bank account since I started working at...
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>>29973343
>tying your shoes
8
>tying a tie
4
>riding a bike
5
>swimming
4
>a second language
4-18, 18-21 in two separate languages. Despite the length, never fluent, can barely maintin a conversation.
>how the banking system works and managing your own money
never
>how to play a card...
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Here's a red pill for you idiots- the friendzone isn't real. Women are not vending machines. You can't make a woman feel obligated to fuck you just because you've given her X amount of attention, spent X amount of money on her, etc. "Nice guys" are just beta, whiny men who pretend to be nice to women in an attempt to get laid. They're the kinds of men who do the bullshit listed above: "Wow, I've carried Rebecca's books for her for two weeks in a row! She'll HAVE to suck my tiny dick now!"
Actual nice guys, however,...
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>>29973325
bitch detected. Tits are required for entry. If tits are not provided, GTFO.
TL;DR
Beta orbiters are proof of the friend zone.
>>29973325
Guys are not ATM machines, either.
There is nothing wrong with pumping and dumping them either.
Any Ohio robots close to this area?
Those pictures aren't recent, she's taco belle now
>>29973383
This
Sidenote:
>600+ adult films
That is an insane amount of dick
>>29973431
It's literally miles of cock
>Went out with a trans girl
>She was super nice and sweet
>Held hands the entire time
>Almost forgot she was trans
>Getting lewd with her
>She takes off panties
>Erect cock and balls
>Suddenly boner killed
>Make up an excuse and go home
How do I look past the cock? I really like her...
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>>29973288
have you considered dating woman who are actually woman and idk , what to tell you
>her
>feminine penis
Has the tranny meme gone too far? Just pursue actual women you sperg.
>>29973513
>>29973567
She's the first person to really like me though. I want to be with her, it's just...that one part kind of taints it for me.