I want to make some sort of robot self help bible. Is this a good concept and should I continue it?
http://m.uploadedit.com/ba3s/1466882394256.docx
(document here ^^)
>nice pictures
>don't write like a retard
>good advice
I say go for it. If you commit you can make this quite a good little read. Take suggestions from other bots as well. I believe in you.
Also, do you have this version of the pic, but with just the dogs and no text?
>>29526205
Dude, lurk moar.
I know you want to help, but lurk moar.
The whole of our knowledge has been put into a book in 2007, and passed on since then.
I can't put the link here because the normies don't deserve it.
> Pic related, this should be enough for the deservings to easily find it.
>>29526377
>>29526400
Thanks for the words of encouragement and criticism.
Here's the doggo picture with no text for you, kind anon.
Why is that Jews can get away with even fucking pedophilia?
And liberals wonder why we consider them evil...
Jews own everything that's why.
>>29526161
>Implying Conservatives wouldn't skin their children so jews could walk over a puddle
>>29526463
kek. Graphic.
>>29526161
Pedophilia was important for the indoctrination of children in Brave New World. They're slowly preparing people for it.
Why not convert to Islam and get a few qts?
Religion is degenerate
I'm not good with explosives
Take my beer and bacon from my cold dead hands.
How many of you people have accepted that you will never live a normal life?
At the age of 20 I only recently have. I just hope I can still be happy.
I was born with rare skull problem which makes one side of my face/head to take a weird asymetrical shape which led to me having a brain disorder called dyspraxia having coordination difficulties and mild autism. Also had severe cystic acne which i got treatment for. Oh and a lovely receding chin as well.
>Pic related
>>29526058
Just b urself mate :)
But seriously:
>not developing a unique aesthetic like Reviewbrah to make up for your shitty looks
As long as you're happy op. Live your life
>>29526130
No I'm not happy I don't know how I ever can be
Hey freak, what cha lookin' at?
>>29526056
You look like sweet D from always sunny
>>29526056
W-why are your knees so dirty, TayTay senpai..
>>29526080
She likes to be on her knees
Wow, look at how late it is already. Your two days of freedom are flying right by.
Tick
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>look at how late it is
It's noon you smelly NEET faggot. Isn't time for your 3rd fap to trap porn?
>>29526059
Why so angry, wagie? I'm just giving you a reminder of how fast your two days of freedom goes.
>>29526059
OP is fucking ur mum m8
>ywn feel love
>>29526024
Iove is a meme
>>29526033
It matters not to me.
>>29526114
Learn how to speak
Lyora
>>29526005 I regret not confessing to you when i had the chance.
Nysrine
>>29526741
>dat name
where you from famalam
Also michelle
i wish we could get drunk one more time Nicky.
Day after fallout edition
How long before we're fighting turf wars for control of the bombed-out ruins of the local Lidl, lads?
I asked in the last thread but didn't get anything like a satisfactory response.
Why would a NEET support Brexit? After the immigrants are dealt with, NEETs are going to be the new scapegoat for all the nation's problems.
Gove, IDS and probably even Farage are going to be brutal on NEETs.
>>29525994
>fallout
>literally brexit day thread was independence day thread
Is Gucci mane a robot
literally who
umami
well he's definitely not a normie
>>29525975
He is a rapper who actually has a pretty big criminal record so the the songs are considered "real" and not "fake" like the other rappers who just pretend
absolutely, and he's living the dream
Would you do me /r9k/?
I'd do me.
>>29525909
>Rate me.
Danny from the shining and underage / 10
>Would you do me
No
>>29525909
5. You might look better when you finally turn 18. I'd do pretty much anything, so that's not really an indicator.
>>29525909
>filename indicates you obviously took a picture from some girl's DA or other site
Who is she to you op? How did she hurt you?
>>29525924
Baited into roasting some girl OP hates
Do you wish civilization would be destroyed? Is that why you're pro trump? Because you can't get a gf or make changes in your life you want it all destroyed?
White House is for gangsters and not liberal SJW cuck patties.
>implying he isnt the last chance for the west
>>29525839
Trump is the only pro-civilization candidate running, though.
Hillary's mass-immigration policie are civilizational death.
Does anyone know this feel?
>listening to the soundtracks of anime I watched in high school
>tear up every time
>wish I could go back to those innocent, carefree, happy days
I want to go back anons, I hate how things have become. If me back then met me now, he would be disgusted.
>having a happy time in highschool
excuse me normie?
>>29525835
Just last night I was wandering around my old elementary school completely lost in nostalgia.
>>29525884
I was happy in high school, but not because I was social -I wasn't at all. I was happy because I was blissfully ignorant of the hopeless rat race of life ahead.
>have only been out of uni for two weeks
>already it feels like an eternity
What do I do for the next 3 months?
>he went to uni
kys, normie scum
youdon't belong here fucking bastard bitch son of jew
drop out immediately. if you already hate it there is no way youll enjoy it in the long run i guarantee.
Finding out what's beyond death sounds like a good use of time.
Continuation of my thread from last night.
This is a thread where people can ask questions and talk about their problems, and I will try and give answers and advice. This thread is an alternative to /adv/ specifically for the people on this board.
>inb4 gtfo normie
>inb4 other /r9k/ shitposting
Please be respectful and polite. I will try my best to reply in a timely manner.
Answering one I missed last night
>I am actually getting close to becoming a normie
Starting to make friends
Thing is they are all female and they do ladies only nights and I always feel terrible and excluded
How do I stop that feel
I know the feeling exactly. It always sucks feeling left out, but maybe you could ask if you could join them one night? Or, if not, maybe you can ask if they have any other guy friends you could hang out with?
I don't know how to stop the feeling exactly, but sometimes it helps to...
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Is it really normal for an 18 yr old like myself to be a KV? My other friends seem like decent guys, and they've had girlfriends before, but they're still virgins. Meanwhile, I occasionally am asked how I'm 18 yrs old and still a virgin by kids younger than me, as if implying that they have had sex before.
Am I just retarded or . . .
What's going on. Is everyone really having sex at 14-17, and my friends and me are just the minority of people who're still virgins? Or are those younger kids shittalking and it's normal to still be a virgin at 18?
>>29525893
Yes anon, this is actually totally normal. The younger kids are really just shittalking. They're high schooler's, they have too much ego.
Don't be feeling down on yourself about this, no decent person is going to fault you or make fun of you for it.
I promise anon, you'll find someone someday who will make you feel special, and they might even be your first everything, but don't feel bad that you haven't done this stuff yet! Your time will come yet.