What does a girl's butthoIe smeIl like by the end of the day?
poop and feces
Heavenly, I'd imagine.
>>29526671
Like delicious, intoxicatingly lewd and erotic female musk.
If you disagree, you're a homosexual.
White males can't be robots.
Since a woman's value is degraded to her appearance and her appearance alone it's much more likely that they will grow up emotionally and psychologically damaged - turning them into robots.
Minorities deal with the most problems when it comes to dating and just life in general. They play life at a higher difficulty and actually have reasons to be frustrated. Unlike spoiled white """men""".
White males can NOT be robots.
Seems legit, I guess
>>29526633
holy fugg, those are some nice tiddies
Women can't be lonely. They just have to post their contact info in any thread on here and they'll make like a couple dozen friends. They don't have to approach anyone or have to be worried about being rejected. Being a woman means having such an easy life that people will go out of their way to approach you in public and ask you out on dates or invite you to parties. And there are males with a fetish for every single variety of female in the world, so it doesn't matter how "conventionally pretty" you think you are, because there's always going...
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Is it true that it's sexist to not allow or encourage your wife/gf to have sex with other guys? My sociology professor taught us that it's patriarchical to try to "own" your wife/gf, and the only way to be progressive and undo male privilege is to let her fuck other men while you remain monogamous. To be honest, the idea of some other guy fucking my gf is upsetting, but I'm worried about being labeled a narrow-minded sexist...What do?
>>29526623
kek, great bait. Too bad it's REALLY how they think.
>while you remain monogamous
Yeah don't worry about it. That's how it's gonna be.
Wouldn't bother me so much if the relationship didn't degenerate into disrespect and unsatisfying sex (if there's even any).
Feminists really just want to remold society into something that fulfills their primal urges. Getting fucked by an endless string of alphas, while getting a slave cuckold...
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>>29526845
>Feminists really just want to remold society into something that fulfills their primal urges. Getting fucked by an endless string of alphas, while getting a slave cuckold beta to take care of her and her children.
Maybe that wouldn't be so bad. If society was actually remolded in that way then women would be happy and start having children again right?
>>29526888
Yeah, but what do the betas get? Apart from emotional abuse and neglect. These are terrible relationships for them. What will be the point anymore?
Does anyone feel like they get annoyed by seemingly normal phrases and words? Maybe it's the 4chan autism that's rubbing off on me, but I'm beginning to associate more and more things with "reddit" and "tumblr".
>look at a word for a long time
>become convinced it's gibberish or spelled wrong
"Its (current year), cmon!" is very tumblr-tier to me
>>29527776
That just became a /pol/ meme for me.
>be me
>be playing mine man wrecking little kids with friends in survival games
>friend invites random person to party
>they are pretty funny and fun to talk to
>me and friend couldnt decide gender
>normally you can tell by the way a person types but they werent giving off flags for either
>talk to them all night in chat telling them to hurry and die after i did so i had someone to talk to
>later that night add on skype and find outs they mystery player was a girl
>start talking to her a little at first, then alot
>turns out she loves drawing
>as time goes on start playing survival games and other games all night
>just sit in lobby jumping around while talking
until 5 am most nights
Another month of this passes
>really start liking this girl
>get message one night from her
>"Anon I've got something to tell you."
>"I like you anon."
>holyshit.jpg
>never been in relationship before
>kissless virgin
>be a sperg and say "I guess we could try it and if you dont like it we can go back to being friends."
>she teaches me the ins and outs of dating since shes had a few boyfriends before although none serious
>start taking things pretty fast
>start falling in love with her
>literally best friend with vagina
>3 months in relationship i make the drive and see her
>meet in a mall with her sister hanging around incase i'm a rapist
>walk around a while
>awkward af but really fun
>before going home she gives me one of her sketch books
>take it home with me and flip through it every now and again
>things start picking up in relationship
>more serious and starting to become really comfortable with eachother
>2 months after first visit we meet again at another mall closer to me
>go to dave and busters
>she gives me a bag with a fallout 4 shirt and other little goodies in it
>godilovethisgirl.jpg
>fuck around in the arcade for hours
>play a 4d horror game
>curtains closed off noone can ass anything but our legs
>share first kiss
>it was sloppy but i loved it anyways
>cont
>>29526568
TLDR but i can tell this will end with NTR
>>29526568
This would never happen to me.
>>29526568
Congrats anon. You're gonna get laid my boy.
Any here have a love for MS excel? Its the only reason i cant go full linux. I use it for everything. Dwarf fortress, routines, interactive maps.
Do you use excel for weird stuff. Make histograms of number of suicidal thoughts? Creeper dossiers?
>inb4 >>>>>>/g/
>inb4 op cant inb4
>>29526481
Have you tried libreoffice calc? It's pretty good imho.
NEET faggot.
>my big toe
lmao kid bet ya also believe in santa hahaahaa
What would you do to a unconscious drunk girl?
>>29526462
Let her sleep in my bed and then forcefully feed her eggs in the morning when she wakes up.
wake her up so she can scream while I rape her
Lay her out on the sofa properly so she doesn't fall off and hurt herself. give her a blanket and some water.
Save a pepe leave a pepe
>says save a pepe leave a pepe
>saves the pepe and leaves a wojak instead
who else /mischief/ in this thread?
A sophisticated Pepe for the classy ones out there.
Have a comfy pepe friends
Are we still being raided?
niggerblox
>>29526330
Your moms ass is being raided by niggers
>>29526360
Savage tbqh family
>>29526360
>>29526419
>>29526330
Does this answer your question?
(origami)
What's the difference between /b/ material and /r9k/ material? I've been banned from /r9k/ numerous times for posting /b/ material. How can I avoid it in the future? Please provide some guidelines. Thanks.
>>29526322
Are foreskins supposed to be that long? Part of my head always shows
>>29526322
>>29526363
guy has a point it seems pretty flappy actually
>>29526363
When it comes to the foreskin, there's a lot of variation from one dude to another. Some guys have a foreskin that doesn't fully cover the glans even when they're flaccid. Other guys have full coverage of the glans even when they're erect. And there could be lots of small variations on these themes.
It just varies from man to man.
>tfw turn 20 and finally start to build some self confidence
>instantly explode with acne
>hairline is terrified of my acne and starts running as fast as it can to the back of my head
H-ha good one God you got me n-now could you please stop it h-haha
>>29526310
your hairlines fine bruh, you can either get over it an move along or let in consume you, sure you could start taking meds or minoxidil but your just delaying the inevitible, its shitbrained
>>29526310
>acne
fuck off
almost all children your age with receding hair are just developing their adult hairline. look it up
and leave
>>29526310
yikes i'm sorry
get on finasteride asap
>tfw nat soc and secretly love the BBC
>Start to look up black transgirls on Craigslist
>Get the hardest erection of my life
>Goes platinum when they accept Whites only
It seems like the average conservative loves BBC in this day and age.
It's always the sexist transgirls that only accept Whites.
I wish I was White sometimes, I could get all the pussy and boy-pussy I wanted.
>>29526395
This is one of the many reasons why Whites can't truly be robots. They have too much social currency.
>you somehow got yourself into a relationship with a 44 year old woman
"Just a date " you said.
HAH
>>29526257
Didn't you guys go to the lake? Did you suck her titties?
>>29526257
Is she moderately attractive? Does she buy you stuff? Does she has big fat tiddies?
I'm on a camping with my classmates. And I don't really get what's going on. It's all so strange and frightening.
Would keep me company? :(
>>29526249
OK, fuck it, I'll try toto get a girl drunk, it seems to work from what I heard.
Fuck you guys, hope you all die alone
>>29527560
>hope you all die alone
>implying we aren't gonna die alone whether you hope it or not
We're gonna die alone anyways so we don't give a fuck. So anyways what do you wanna talk about?
What is your major malfunction, wagecuck? Why are you so angry? Just because you have a shitty life a job doesn't mean you can take your anger out on everyone else. You had a choice and you chose to be a cuck to the almighty wage. Deal with it.
>>29526215
Y-you take that back I am c-contributing to soc- I am contributing to
Y-You too!
>>29526215
Actually, neetbabby, I'm not angry at all! It's nice to spend my time doing an easy job, socializing with clients, and heading home to MY apartment full of things I didn't have to wait for the government or Wagedaddy to buy me. I've got no worries, neetie-boy.
You sure do spend a lot of time here, though. I guess if I was adrift in a sea of endless boredom, I'd find any way I could to waste enough time until I worked up enough courage to kill myself.
But hey, different strokes,...
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I'm mad because I want to NEET. Hopefully I will be able to after college.