Does the thoughts of suicide go away if I ever become successful and satisfied with my life?
>>29527101
No
Not really, anon.
>satisfied with life
if you were truly satisfied, then in theory, the suicidal thoughts would go away. aside from the occasional one sparked my anxiety over losing what you've attained.
>>29527101
>be skinny homeless loser
>want to kill self
>suddenly come into some money and my whole life changes
>got /fit/, got a home and a car, had money in the bank
>still wanted to kill self out of loneliness
>get gf
>break up 3 years later
>want to kill self even more
I...
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This happened to me a two days ago.
>Be me, Skyping with qt from school
>known her for about 2 years now
>Don't know too much about her background, only that her family was a mess
>Somehow we get on topic of things people don't know about her
>"There's one thing I've never told anyone about. Ever."
>ask what it is
>"Well,...
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>>29527087
sounds like a whore
fuck women
Bump for interest. Amazing originality
>>29527087
Help her, OP.
Sometimes the only thing a person needs is a friend.
>No big breasts thread
>No THICC thread
>No high test thread
>wanting a gf with back problems
>wanting a gf who will be constantly ogled
>wanting two sacks of fat to get in the way of hugs
>>29527081
>get in the way of hugs
>not majorly enhance them
low test pls
>>29527081
>back problems
>not working out and having no back problems despite having huge tits
Dude not my problem if a girl is just fucking lazy
Also low test pls is right
>tfw customer comes in with heavy accent and starts yelling at you for not getting their order right
>"that is awesome, BOOM"
>>29527056
Thisis why wagecuckery should be avoided.
>ping pong comes in
>try and take his order
>cant understand his order
>look to ping pongs friend thats beside him
>ping pongs friend just shakes his head
>smile and try to avoid laughing
help me r9k. i signed up for a volunteer opportunity (with minimum wage) and i actually got a response to go to an interview on monday. how do i not fuck this up? i was thinking of wearing a suit or something and gel my hair. i also have a slight lisp on the letter s and x
>>29527041
>minimum wage
don't worry about it, you're fine
>>29527041
Whats the job?
Apparently not an original comment
>>29527041
>i also have a slight lisp on the letter s and x
hello this is ssssssssnake
>"Donations plz senapi. 10? 20 bucks? Please."
>>29526981
Who needs donations. He's a prostitute now:
https://youtu.be/tNYvG-nf3dc
>>29528264
Jesus christ, when will it end
>>29528292
I honestly don't know. I was afraid for a while that he'd kill himself but now I'm not so sure. I think he's only going to get weirder.
Heya robots,
Any good ideas on how to help my robot flatmate become a healthier and saner person? He is halfway working on a masters degree in something, but otherwise spends all day in his room with the curtains closed playing video games and god knows what. He lives in a messy chaos covered in leftover food and dirty underwear. I made him clean his floor last week which cut out the smell that made me feel sick whenever he opened his door, but with his current lifestyle I expect it to start smelling again sooner or later.
He has no friends and never does anything...
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Bump for Trump original comment ffs.
Nobody? I'm disappointed that there isn't even a single reply from the robot board. It's not like anybody here has anything better to do.
>>29527443
Dude, if we knew some kind of magic cure for the robot condition, don't you think we'd use it on ourselves?
Women are full of shit. Do they actually mean it (being friends and being in a relationship with someone is mutually exclusive in their brain) or is it one of these cases where they think lying to your face is less hurtful than telling the truth?
>>29526962
This is the signal you've been waiting for, robot.
Go out and kill whomever has wronged you.
This is the signal.
>>29526971
I don't wait for a signal to kill anyone, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>29526962
I think that mostly, they just mean that they want to have a relationship with someone else on top of being your friend. You're not good enough for a relationship in the long term. They would have to break up with you because of it and then friendship would be fucked. So it's kind of true.
You know what
I accept my kissless virginity. I've always been bad with girls. It's probably a confidence thing, or maybe my passions are a little bit too weird.
But in the end, that's okay. Thinking too much about girls and what they think of me just makes me sad.
All I had to do, in the first place, was living my own life, focusing on what I really like, and not caring about anything, not worrying for scenarios that only happen in my head.
From now on, I will focus on programming, music, drawing, or soccer. These are some of my passions,...
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>>29526953
no you're just ugly honestly
You do good OP.
Though you're still young.
I too realized that the pursuit for pussy is stupid. I'd much rather focus on programming and math and getting educated.
It's been like that for a while now.
>>29527241
Yes, this also counts.
But when you look at really ugly guys getting 6/10 to 8/10 gf, you know this is not the only thing that matters.
How many of you white men like brown girls, but not black?
>>29526944
interesting, i want some since im mixed.
Brownskins are worse than American niggers desu
>>29526944
I don't really care about skin color but if she was going to be brown at all I'd love her to be SUPER BLACK.
tfw no qt thick gf
>>29526924
Damn that's just the perfect amount of chubby. Skinny bitches BTFO.
>>29526966
I wish there were more pics of this girl tbhh.
>>29526966
She's not even that chubby honestly. She just has really wide hips and fat tits.
Hey robots, finally told my father that I am a robot and that I have no friends and I love to stay inside. He doesn't believe me, and got fucking pissed, although that is how he always is (kill me). Don't worry about my mother, she left a long time ago.
How do I convince my father that I am an inside person, I hate the outside, and that no one likes me?
Bumperino creamerino beanerino someone pls notice me
SOMEONE NOTICE THIS THREAD I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF GOD DAMN IT
>>29526774
>>29526857
>>29526897
How about you stop being a little sissy bitch and gother out there and get a girlfriend? Or are you a homosexual to boot? You are a massive disappointment to your father, you little shit.
>watch a university lecture
>it's literally just a bunch fedora tipping neckbeard/legbeards stroking eachother ego except the prof., he/she is topbeard
>they use a bunch of google terms like whilst and therefore
>ironically give eachother round of applause for stating something you can search on google in a few seconds
holy shit, people ACTUALLY think they are smart by going to college? lmao!!!
unless you are learning something...
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>>29526737
Medical student here. I'm going into radiology though, not surgery. Can I has non-autism status?
>>29526737
Before stemlords come up in this bitch trying to refute the OP, I know how stem lectures are and they are literally just a bunch of powerpoints summarizing a textbook chapter you just read the night before and just one or two examples to give the illusion that you're learning.
>>29526783
you get a pass
Shouldn't you be working, wagecuck? After all, time is money.
>>29526722
You're right, i am a slave. I want to die
>>29526722
Thismeans that because NEETs have infinite time, they also have infinite money. We're rich.
I FUCKING LOVE BEING A NEET
It's the day of retribution
The day you take revenge on a sick and twisted world.
What's your battlecry as you slay normies?
FUCK YOU YOU NORMIE MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CROAK CROAK
NORMIIEESS SMOKED
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29526688
Bajinga