>be me 20
>about a year ago
>chilling in my room playing new vegas
>get a call from my mum
>mom tells me to come over to grandmother's house
>grandmother practically raised me
>mum and dad were both working all the time
>love her to death
>go to her house
>my...
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>that random tree fiddy and lochness monster thing
I don't know whether to feel or laugh. Fuck you anon don't play with my manmotions.
Feels bad my dude
>>29537294
That damn Loch Ness Monster has he no shame
How do you guys feel about gay men lusting after you and masturbating while thinking of you and possibly thinking about you as their bfs pound their bp?
>>29537276
It's 100% not happening. They probably accidentally think of me sometimes and it interrupts their sex.
>>29537309
You don't know how low the standards of old fairies are. It doesn't have to be a young twink lusting after you... It could always be an old fat faggot.
real shitty davey
How's that sleep schedule, robots?
>go to bed at 7AM
>get up at 3PM
went to sleep at noon yesterday woke up at 6pm.
go to bed between 11 and 12pm, wake up at 6am
Not sure why I bother keeping it, I am a useless neet with no responsibilities
I don't have a schedule.
I sleep when I'm tired and wake up at random times.
>go to see 1 yo nephew after 6 months no seeing him
>at table having dinner with brother's family
>10 yo brother's wife daughter asks
>'who is your best friend anon?'
>reply 'i dont have a best friend, i have group of best friends, they are 3 actually'
>'oh cool, what are their names?'
>'they are elliot, george and adam'
>she 'and female friends?'
>'I-i don't have female friends...'
>awkward for a few seconds
>brothers wife starts saying some joke about her boobs
>'they are elliot, george and adam'
Who is George supposed to be?Zimmerman?
>>29537246
>>29537288
top kek
originalFUCKING
>>29537288
sodini
What's even the point of getting a bf?
>>29537191
I-I'll make you eat all of the eggs...
>>29537191
getting to play with my fat cock and thick warm cum :^)p-please?
>>29537191
We provide eggs.
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>banjo
>not piano or guitar
wew lad
idk m8 I never had the discipline to learn an instrument
good luck phamilypai
Sounds like your bridge is in the wrong position m8.
Any dudes here?
I don't mean unemployed bums, just dudes.
The most relaxed and laid back people alive. Capable of so much, yet settling for so little. Simply because you know the effort isn't worth it.
>smoke
>drink a drink
>work the bare min
>college dropout x2
said fuck it and went bowling
I'm an ordained dudeist, dude
>>29537156
I have a lot of potential but all I really do is drive for uber and read. I have a spiritual practice.
>tfw stuck on focalin
Is Adderall really better? All this shit does is make my face really greasy.
>anti-med shitters need not reply
Your ailment is self-diagnosed and the reality is you'd rather fuck with your own brain chemistry than admit your emotions and behaviour are your fault entirely. I hope you die from liver cancer.
>>29537113
No it's not. I've been diagnosed since I was small but haven't taken medication for it until recently.
>anti-med shitters need not reply
>>29537113
>self-diagnosed
I think it's heavily implied he's getting these drugs from a doctor
>you'd rather fuck with your own brain chemistry than admit your emotions and behaviour are your fault entirely
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>just realized that I've had at least 2 alcoholic drinks every day for the past week and a half
I don't want to be an alcoholic, lads
How much though. What does two alcohlic drinks.
>>29536959
wao omg did you jus turn 21 too?
>>29536959
How much is a drink?
I probably got over that on average for a while. I kept drinking alcohol (beer or wine) with my meals, and then sometimes drank a bit in the evening too. Not socially, of course. Now I really don't drink much because it's making me fat. Never considered myself an alcoholic. I don't really miss it. I still drink a bit, I don't have to avoid it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPb0Y0h0150
>this 5'2 black autistic manlet has a 5'10" qt mixed girlfriend
>you're sitting on your computer alone on a Saturday night
>not even trying
what's your excuse?
>>29536951
just got in from work
have nowhere to go but "the bar"
cant drink for health reasns
>5'10" qt mixed girlfriend
There's no proof she's a qt, let alone if she even exists.
Find out who his gf is and send her the videos of him crying and "my time is now"
Anon can you stop staring? Haven't you ever seen girls pissing before?
>c-c-can i have a drink?
drunk guys do this all the time everywhere. why can't girls do it too?
i saw one of those peeing calvin stickers people put on their cars the other day, but calvin was a girl and squat peeing
>tfw only 10 beers left
>tfw can't buy more because you live in a commie state and it's past the sales deadline
>tfw have to wait for your stomach to empty so you can reach intoxication.
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29536908
>>tfw have to wait for your stomach to empty so you can reach intoxication
explain this
>>29536957
If you eat right before you drink, your rate of alcohol absorption will decrease.
>>29536908
>drinking beer to get drunk
I needed someone to drive me somewhere quick, asked one of my close female friends (who is fucking beautiful, perfect ass, cute, skinny, etc etc) and we are at the counter of a store and the guy goes "blah blah blah your girlfriend here blah blah" and I'm not going to say "she's not my girlfriend", but I've also not ever and wasn't ever planning on asking this girl out. But after a few seconds she did mention "well we aren't together. We would make a cute couple though."
What does this mean? Is this just her clarifying...
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>>29536857
>Is this just her clarifying we aren't together, but added this to make me feel not bad somehow?
Yeah, pretty sure. Pretty tactful though. She's nice...
Women say things like that to men in relationships.
Do not fall for her tricks.
>>29536857
>My girlfriend is currently in a different state
>ITT
post robot meals.
>>29536829
irrelevant information: I have the keyboard in that picture
>>29536829
Did you run out of potatoes?
fucking disgustingyour keyboard, i mean
Who else here /lonesome and sad/ tonight?
>>29536815
left my room like 3 times today. but i actually dislike having to talk to anyone anyway.
It's not night time here but it's not likely I will somehow stop being lonesome and sad by then
>>29536815
Me. As always. Been crying most of the night. Can't sleep anyway.
>>29536846
I went downstairs once. Didn't speak to my parents once.