>24
>Walk down the street
>Chads who molested me in middle school drive by in BMW and with 3 bitches
>"Anoooon,want to do that retard dance again hehehe. Fucking retard"
>They drive away
>Start sweating and all the memories start coming back even after 12 years
>Find out he also live 3 block away from me now
All the torture and molesting...
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>>29540716
Egg his house/car
>>29540716
What did he do to you, specifically?
>>29540716
I'm 19. They would tie me to a chair and force me to watch gay porn and expect whether I got hard or not so they would laugh at me and provoke me for allegedly being faggot. They used to repeat it once a month. They would always beat me up too. I saw one of them month ago and they taunted me they will send me gay porn on my address.
i work with a cute feminine boy that i want to make my bf. he flirts with me and always makes comments about me being attractive, but i do not know how to get closer to him.
i am aboybtw
Grab his ass, as simple as that
>>29540712
i am masculine and people do not know i am gay and i want to keep it that way
>>29540683
ask if he wants to hang out after work
Robots..
Your room is messy.. You live in your room.. Your life is a mess
>and you most likely hate it
>alternatively, many of you could retort, "what life."
Discuss, feel, post pictures of your living situations.
>Take a moment of silence for fridgebro, if you wish.
>>29540677
>Life has been going well
>About to get my ged
>Got back and bot better at drawing
>Bedrooms floor filled with two months garbage
>Kitchen has a couple weeks worth of dirty shit
I guess I can only bother with one thing at the time
>>29540836
You'll get better anon, and you'll learn to take care of these sorts of things. You gotta put in the effort, I can tell you're motivated by the way you're putting yourself into your hobby.
If not, you'll learn to deal with it and accept yourself. Wishing you the best.
I'll post a bit about mine
>have a very humid house due to where I live, and my house isn't built to withstand the climate
>Carpet got soaked simply due to the amount of rain we got one year
>Coulda gone through 3 rolls of paper towels a day to keep my closet carpet dry, even though my roof wasn't leaking.
>Gave up eventually and all of my carpet and clothing and shoes and anything else in my closet got covered in mold
>Disgusting...
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>tfw you have nothing
>>29540652
I bought some rope and made a hang mans noose
Apparently that's a bad way to do it but I don't have a shot gun.
>>29540669
Iirc you become unconscious after 10 secs and then die, so I guess its OK
>>29540652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKq0vvA16Ts
Just watched a video of a Father beating his Stacy daughter with a belt for a good 5 minutes straight for sending nudes to a Chad. Faith in humanity restored.
That's not very nice, anon. It was only a nude.
>>29540623
Link
I said SEND THE FUCKING LINK
>>29540623
I never understood why you robots think this is a good thing
What if no women ever sent nude pictures and did porn?
You'd never even see what a naked woman looks like.
Women whoring it up digitally is pretty much the only shred of pussy you're ever gonna get
Wat do?
Originallllio
>>29540612
Go watch Finding Dory with them?
Just say "you are right, it's adorable. Wanna see finding dory with me?"
Go watch it you autismo
even if you won't get a gf out of it you'll still get to see a comfy movie
Post your most painful or memorable rejection stories.
Friendship or Relationship
>>29540552
can't get rejected if you've never approached a woman
feels good man
>>29540552
> meet qt in summer
> we hit it off
> i love her
> spend a few nights making out/cuddling
> talk on phone at 4am
> she hurt her foot and i go with her to hospital
> cute shit like that
> ask her out before uni starts
> she looks worriedComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29540633
>Made out with you
>"We're just friends"
>?Why do men always accuse me of leading them on? lol"
Women are cunts
>be 26
>never been abroad as an adult
Who stuck here?
>>29540546
holidays are a normie meme
i know lots of normies who go to amsterdam and shagaluff all the time and they're all fucking broke
meanwhile i'm stockpiling my wagebux so i can retire at 40
there's plenty of time to fuck about in other countries when you're old
>>29540571
When you're older you're less adventurous and less inclined to try new things.
Although I suppose with men the mid life crisis gives us new energy which pushes us to seek out things to do before we go.
Travel is fantastic though. Just make sure you don't go into debt over it. Still trying to get out of debt after spending too much on a vacation last year.
Also avoid places that cater to families and couples. I went to a Thai resort but it was all fucking honeymooning couples families. There were two guys going around singing songs to couples while they were dining. They stopped at my table and I paid them to move on but they either didn't understand or thought I would pay them twice because they played a romantic song just to me. I had to stop eating and sort of just smile and nod along with a whole room full of eyes on me. Room service or street food only after that.
>>29540546
"Traveling is a fool's paradise. Our first journeys discover to us the indifference of places. At home I dream that at Naples, at Rome, I can be intoxicated with beauty, and lose my sadness. I pack my trunk, embrace my friends, embark on the sea, and at last wake up in Naples, and there beside me is the stern fact, the sad self, unrelenting, identical, that I fled from. I seek the Vatican, and the palaces. I affect to be intoxicated with sights and suggestions, but I am not intoxicated. My giant goes with...
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>tfw no cookin' big boobie gf
I hate this feel
>>29540513
I am well acquainted with this feel
>>29540513
Every time I think I'm free of the lust for big 3D tits, you fucks have to post another picture that makes me fucking rock hard
>Live in the anglosphere
>Big titties everywhere
>Cooking women nowhere
Thanks feminism!
Hit a new low today.
>wanna jerk off, but scared to do so because my left testicle keeps going inside of me
>feels awful when it pops back out
>trying to jerk off in a weird way where i have to hold onto my ball
>feel weird, and really sexually frustrated, start crying
>now crying and wanking, my first time
>feel like im gonna cum even though ive only got a chubb
>spray...
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>>29540448
holy shit thanks for the laugh
this comment probably isn't original
>>29540448
Fun fact: some cross dresser stuff their nuts up into their "nut pockets" under the skin above their dicks and wear tight underwear to hold them in there and conceal their bulge
>>29540448
Try standing. Try different positions.
But you did give me a giggle. Thanks for making my day. I'm sorry this is a problem for you.
>tfw some street racing normies crash into the pole and die right outside your bedroom window
it happened twice in 5 years, one was killed and the other seriously injured, fucking hilarious.
Post pictures fag.
Post more stories of normies getting btfo, I love these threads
>>29540459
the guy was yelling out for help when he was impaled by a stop sign, but i only went outside when i heard the life flight helicopter landing and it was too late.
i just assumed it was normies being cunts at first, (yelling AYYOO HELP LOL and then roasting or assaulting people that come out of their houses) so i stayed inside.
Is there any hope for me, fellow robots?
>>29540436
Get surgery to look like this.
If you're too pussy to do it kill yourself
>>29540436
Nope.good looking but fat and doublechin doesn't help.
>>29540516
This desu. Just show them that image, they've seen it before and will know what to do!
I want to learn a language and don't know what one I should learn. Please help robots
Do you like weeb shit? Japanese
Do you like intense internet shitposting? Russian
Do you like burritos, latina women but hate walls? Spanish
Do you like physical metal that is dug up from the ground? German
You're not romantic so don't even think about learning french.
>>29540356
I think you should start with english
>>29540356
esperanto, because it's supposed to be really easy and you probably don't have the motivation
My flea cup turned from clear to red to murky brown. If you can't see the fleas in your flea cup anymore, does that mean it's time to start over? Or should I push forward?
>>29540252
This reminds me of those seamonkeys you used to be able to buy
>>29540252
I don't know what you're on about, but you should definitely push forward.
>>29540252
So I bought some rope and going to hang myself how bad is it and how long should it take
Was going to jump off of something high up and hope that snaps my neck quickly
>Tfw no GF (ever)
>Tfw no yandere GF
>Tfw no qt petite GF
>>29540195
I'm familiar with these feelings, family.
>>29540195
Who /losingweighttoattractagf/ here?
>tfw nosalt, nosugar and nofap
>tfw no qt2d girl to knock on my door and fulfill my reverse savior fantasy