anyone else fallen for the edibles meme? I ate 1 brownie a few hours ago and just spent 3 hours in literal hell
did you make them yourself or buy them at da sto? ive only had single experiece with space cookies, and it was magnificient
>>29541935
>3 hours in literal hell
explain? I've had many great times on edibles including hallucinations stronger than most acid trips
Went to a club on (way too many) edibles and couldn't get up for an hour. Massive paranoia, room kept flipping back-to-front and people would freeze while the lights kept moving over their bodies. Thank god I somehow made it home before I went full blown screaming 666 illuminati my-family-is-trying-to-kill-me psychotic. Still amazing though.
Only thing that has topped that was a 25-i overdose. Never again.
*SSSNNNNFFFFFFGGGGGHHHHHHHH*
UGHHH ANON your autism shoes smell so fucking GOOD I wish I could live in them!
thats even more autisc than the BAAARRRRPPP threads
GOD I CAN'T ENOUGH OF THAT CORNCHIP SMELL
>>29541825
what don't you call autistic?
I'm sorry I'm utterly repulsive. I'm sorry you have to see me. I'm sorry I haven't killed myself. I'm sorry I make people feel guilty.
I'm so sorry
Don't be so mean to yourself anon. Let me hold you. It's all okay. You don't have anything to be sorry for!
>apologising to people
Don't do that.
You really are worthless trash Anon. You have been infected by the cancer that is self-pity.
>ywn go home to your chilldhood sweetheart wife cooking dinner after a good day's work in a nice small rural town
>>29541715
Just kill me now senpai
Robobloxxx
>>29541715
TBh it feels really bad
>>29541715
>wifey is working at the hearth, cooking a large pot of stew
>"looks wonderful, dear"
>notice another smell
>"Why does it smell like leather in here?"
>"I don't smell anything" she says
>notice a small scrap of feather on the ground
>notice some string caught on the end of the table
>notice an impression on the dusty floor, in the shape of a quiver
>ohfuck.parchment
>"THE FLETCHER WAS HERE!" you shout
>"No!" she denies
>"DON'T LIE TO ME!" you shout
>"He just came to restring your bow," she pleads
>"LIAR!" you shout, grabbing her skirts
>a dried mixture of cum and feather fragments have dripped down her legs
>smack her across the face with your gloved hand
>she falls, hits her head against the hearthstone
>ohhhhhhhshit.illuminated_manuscript
>go outside, dig a hole
>tell townsfolk "Aye, she died of consumption, my poor lass"
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.royalproclamation
Sexual freedom is a boon to humanity.
Thanks to this, women can now pick the top alpha men to reproduce with and leave weaker beta males childless.
This will ensure a better generation of men making the world a much better place
All you whining betas are forgetting the greater good
>>29541703
Then tell me why do betas still exist?
>>29541703
and then the beta males join isis
>>29541752
and then die to chads who innovate weapons technology
>be me
>father is huge star trek fan
>reason why I became addicted to sci-fi
>he has a crazy book collection from the 60s
>Stargate has unified our two generations as a sci-fi show
>sci-fi has become our "father and son" thing
>building drone before it became a meme (he is an electrician)
>following NASA, ISS and...
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Did you see the movie anyway?
>>29541694
yes, there was a father and his son in front of my seat
I shouldn't have done that
if I ever get close to someone again, this person will have a lot of things to deal with about me...
Damn, I really liked that movie.
Interesting enough, my pet lizard died while I was watching it
I started pretending every person I deal with is a literal robot and its made my social anxiety plumment down to basically none.
Hope this helps robots
>take anti-psychotics
Too tired to be anxious
You realize this is exactly what makes you a robot, ever see those super cringey videos of kids acting like all their interests are super cool and interesting yet everyone else thinks they are super dorky
Thats you
>>29541688
im not trying to impress anyone with my cool hobbies senpai
im telling my brain that these people arent threats/important because theyre literal robots walking around doing nothing but whatever robots do
see social anxiety for me was born out of being bullied and hospitalized from violent bullies but now im regarding people as robots who just do robot things and it means i dont care what they think or do cause theyre not really people
How do you get a personality?
Every person has a personality. Everyone who says something else is either retarded or an English native.
You already have one.
Since you ask this in the first place, you should try to find out what it is.
>>29541696
Like being adaptable to others is personality.
Is it okay to do this to your loli?
>>29541629
Only if you apologize and pat her head after.
>ywn have a daughter who you raise to avoid cultural pressures and thus not become a slut
>>29541629
she doesn't look very happy about this
Comfy Sunday morning Gondola thread.
This is most definitely an original comment. I am not lying.
Too early? What a shame.
im on personal quest currently to collect 4chan's greatest idol memes
share with me your gondolas of highest craftsmanship
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Be alone with my gf
>previously 25 year old kissless virgin
>start making out with her
>next thing i know I'm sitting at home alone with the strange feeling i have after i have an epileptic episode
>general confusion, complete and utter short term memory loss
>mom comes into room with blankets and soup
>ask wtf happened because i blacked...
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Bump because i want to be made fun of
>>29541607
God damn I hope someone caps this.
>>29541770
Already submitted to /r/4chan :^)
>Anon, I heard Britain voted to leave the EU. And that racism was the main motivation for it. Is that true? How can you support such a thing?
its to protect women from rapist immigrants, i want to protect the innocent, that is all
>>29541595
yet even more Pakis will invade
I voted leave because the EU is non democratic. We don't vote for the leaders nor are we able to remove them. Britain has always been Euro sceptic, we never even used the euro currency. It was bound to happen at some time.
Also, I think the terribly patronising and fear mongering remain campaign and Nigger Obama threatening us had something to do with it.
>think about becoming gay since I'm a virgin and beat off to 2d traps and trannies all the time
>finally go out with co-workers after they've been bugging me for a while
>some gay guy is there
>literal stereotypical flamer who talks at the top of his voice, has a lisp, and says "YAAAAAS BITCH" non-stop
>mfw
Why are gay people so gross?
>>29541553
The flamboyant ones are annoying, yes. The majority of gays are not like that.
>>29541553
enjoy ya AIDS senpai
>>29541553
also claimed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aGEZltuJTh
I hate my voice so much pls kill me
>>29541508
Are you French?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OJKDgeRYHI
>>29541508
You sound german/russian.
Also what the fuck OP. Your voice is fine
>>29541619
Yeah thats exactly my ethnicity
>>29541571
No, dude.
I can't understand your voice message
So this question is for all the responsible meth users (yeah i know how that sounds)
Should I smoke meth when I go to record my first album? Seem like a great way to just bang the thing out in a week.
Don't smoke meth dude
Meth is not a toy.
>>29541500
No shit, I'm looking to use it as a tool.