>Do you have a girlfriend anon?
>no
>why?
>Cuz im fat and unattractive
>no your not!
>ok well i guess i have a shitty personality
>no you dont youre awesome! Youre funny and chill. Stacey chimes in too and says similar
>then i guess women just dont like me i dont know what to tell you nick
>are...
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>>29543689
fuck man, sorry to hear it that would suck to have happen
>>29543689
>why wont they leave me alone?
Told you. Your despair fuels others happiness.
>>29543689
"why?"
Why do normos ask this like it's our fucking choice or something?
Hey guys anyone have a compilation of that guy who fell in love with an escort and started dating her? Read the first 2 threads but I lost the list of archives that had the rest. Thanks.
Pic unrelated
>>29543646
Does anyone know if he killed himself or if he is actually writing a novel now?
>>29543669
it was fake in the end.
but it is a good read. give me the feels.
>>29543711
Yeah I know it was fake but is he gonna start writing more stories?
What's the best board besides /r9k/ and why is it /tv/?
>>29543468
/trash/ tbvqhd
>>29543468
/int/ is better than this shithole
mostly because they realise its all just banter
>>29543628
especially telling people that they belong in >>>/trash/
they always get offended, but they should just try it!
oh well more 4chan for me
>my political opinions made all of my leftist friends hate me as soon as i showed my power level
>have no friends now
the duality of man
>>29543466
This post spooks me. I have to remain silent and cannot express my euphoria from the possible collapse of the eternal Anglo's sphere of influence.
>>29543466
It wasn't your opinions, it was your spergy retard attitude. You can have whatever fucking political opinion you want as long as you're not obnoxious when expressing it. Being able to take a joke without becoming seriously hostile and knowing when to drop an argument are key traits. It's a bar, not the House of Commons. Shit shouldn't be debated until legislation is passed but just until the meme gets stale. Then the autism should be defused with a joke and the debate proclaimed a draw (though, of course, non-participating friends can express opinions on who was more convincing).
This is literally the only acceptable way to talk about politics (regardless of your orientation) anywhere outside a circle-jerk. If you failed to master that basic social mechanism, blame yourself for being socially retarded- not the world for being "le intolerant" (oh, irony) of your views. I know all-out nazis and many other redpilled poeple who aren't at all shunned for their opinions, even though they are quite radical. I would include myself in that group too. Our secret? Don't sperg out (like I am doing right now) irl
Politics are for ideologues, followers, and corporations. Just smile and nod politely when people talk politics and hope they die painfully.
Can religion lead to a comfier life?
>>29543452
Ignorance is bliss.
It's the whole point of religion.
I suppose it can give you the illusion of one, which is better than nothing, but could stop you from pursuing actual comfiness.
>>29543502
GTFO. Sonic is right
Go to doctor
Told you have one hour to live
Walk outside
See this
What do?
>>29543449
Kill as many muslims as I can
>>29543449
m o t o r b o a t that shit out of them
Celebrate that I only have one hour left to live. Tell her to have a good day, then go spend money on a last dinner
Chad here to give all you guys some advice on women
>Tip #1
To get a girlfriend, all you gotta do is stand in a location where there's women and you'll get a girlfriend there and then. You don't even have to look at them!
>Tip #2
If you feel like doing it the more old-fashioned way, the BEST way to get a girlfriend is to show that have a big dick.
>Tip #3
And finally, possibly the most important out of the lot: Just be yourself.
Works every time.
thanks man i'll give it a shot
>edit: It worked! I now have a qt gf
>>29543364
Thanks Chad! Can confirm, I now have 5gfs.
This will never wor-.... Wow thanks Chad I now have a gf!
I just hope summer will end soon.
Summer is chad's season.
I don't get it. Why do neckbeards hate the sun?
>>29543380
>heat
>not being able to comfortably hide hideous body with baggy clothing
>normies are always outside
>fucking kids on summer break
>>29543420
>fucking kids on summer break
I thought robots would enjoy that
Who /molested and bullied as a child and now severely mentally ill/ here?
>>29543340
I wasn't molested
but I sure am mentally ill lmfao
I was molested by an older cousin when I was about five, never told anyone because I'd repressed it for a while. Then the memory came back as I was becoming an adult
I can't ever say anything about it, because he's died now and I feel like I'll be the bad guy if I try to sully his memory
Now I hate myself every single day and wish I could muster the courage to kill myself. Sometimes girls show interest but I fuck it up by being cripplingly terrified of intimacy thanks to molestation
>>29543411
OP here. My older brother molested me and I have similar feelings. I panic whenever someone touches me. He's in law school now, and I'm a schizoaffective NEET. I managed to get into college, but I dropped out because I was hospitalized. My psychologist told me I also have borderline.
This is a really autistic question but is he?
Mr krabs gives him nearly little to no money for a lot of work
Can one be considered a wage cuck for doing what one loves?
I think squidward is a better example
hated hit job, ridiculed by those more sucessful (squilliam), never had the chance to reach his dreams (except band geeks, which was all spongebob's doing) etc.
He's a borderline slave
Does no fap work? I've never seen any science behind it but everyone praises it.
Nofap General thread
>>29543330
No it's a meme/bro science
Not fapping everyday can increase pleasure and semen output though
I don't have any compulsion to masturbate, and only do so to avoid nocturnal emissions.
In the nineteen years that I didn't masturbate, I felt no better than I do now (for reference I currently masturbate once every 1-3 days).
Ejaculation has only once been pleasurable (the first time), and even then it was extremely overstated.
>>29543330
>Does no fap work?
Not really. It's psuedoscience made up by the same people who believe "cum builds up in your balls if you don't fap". (Protip: It doesn't, the body simply reabsorbs it after a day or two)
Can someone please tell me why living on a remote farm in a small country town actually sucks? I'm trying to kill the fantasy
>>29543319
I used to live in a very small village (population is around 120 people), but not on a farm.
The only downside is that the city is around 25 km's away, so I have to drive to buy even the basic stuff, and in the winter the traffic gets a little problematic.
Other than that, it's a pretty good place to live. It's calm, there is no noise except for the birds and the occasional barking of the neighbours dog, and the air is very clean.
Now I live a bigger town (around 70.000 people...
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>>29543624
I'm afraid of over-idealizing it to the point where if I actually do live there, I'll be disappointed.
>>29543319
I also have this issue
I really can't think of a reason why I wouldn't want to do this, but I have to live near civilization for an engineering job unfortunately
i dont want to do my god damn homework
why do college courses throw in useless classes that have nothing to do with your shit?
god i love women.
but i also hate them...
>>29543292
>why do college courses throw in useless classes
To make money, anon. College has ceased to be an institution of learning, instead becoming a money-making business.
That's why absolutely worthless degrees with ZERO practical application like "women's studies" and "gender studies" are handed out like candy--- it's to make more money, by awarding degrees to non-academic people willing to pay money.
Universitites are basically a scam,...
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>>29543292
You should come to eastern eu then.
Nobody cares what you study, only how hard was to finish the school.
I just realized that a gril has had a crush on me for the last 4 months. I don't know how the fuck that happened, since I'm the most unlikable person I know.
>what do?
shitpost to distract yourself from ideas of making a move because you know you will fuck it up if you try
>asking /r9k/ for relationship advice
kek
>>29543233
How did you find out she has a crush on you?
ask her what she likes about younot why she likes you which implies you can't think of any reasons yourself
Would you date non-virgin?
>>29543141
Would you buy a soda someone already put their penis in?
>>29543141
I actually liked the right one more before reading anything. Now I really like her even more.
>>29543168
Bravo Anon. Sprayed my fanta onto my monitor.