Write a letter to someone anyone thread.
I think we'd all be a lot happier if we had short term memory loss.
There is trauma from the past, and obsession with the future.
Can't we all just forget and move on?
And imagine every day being full of new experiences and discoveries! Such creativity!
dear syd,
my head hurts
>>29543753
Dear M
Stop doing it to yourself you fucking retard
M
>buy food for 3 people
>this happens
What do?
I literally have no idea what's going on ITT>
Gonna need a little more to go off here, OP
> Stacy food babies
>"GAWD I'M GETTING SO FATTT!"
Definition of a robot: browser of r9k.
That's it. No, really.
This place was where fbf actually took hold
Posting a classic. Damn kids.
>>29543825
This is an original post i promise
>can you believe Anon jerks off almost every night? Does he seriously think we can't smell it or what?
>>29543613
>Does he seriously think we can't smell it or what?
This is just a meme right?
Right?
>>29543652
Dude, you know how hesitant people are telling someone they have a bad breath.
They can smell it, but not in a million years that anyone would tell you
>>29543652
Do you shower after? Then you're good.
>gf loves to be abused and degraded during sex
>call her names, slap, pull hair, choke, etc
>needs it in order to get off
>yesterday after sex
>"we don't have always to make love, sometimes we can just fuck"
What did she mean by this?
>>29543573
It means that sometimes she doesn't want to have romantic sex, she wants to have lusty abusive sex shit.
M8 just fuck her like a whore once in a while, simple as that.
>>29543573
you're a normie
>>29543620
you're a double normie
rooo
>>29543573
It means that next time you want to have sex with her, just bend her over the couch and fuck her until you're done, then leave her there and go play some video games.
>tfw even the teachers bullied you
>>29543495
>tfw the principle bullied you
>>29543495
>tfw the superintendent bullied you
>>29543504
In all fairness, it's because you can't even spell "principal", which you should have learnt in elementary school.
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing videos and listening to music.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM [Embed]
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/xYSuMgf8lznq
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>>29542782
>They said normies would invade
>They said Orbiters would Orbit
It's almost certainly filled with normies and orbiters though, Just like every other r9k chat
pretty >>>/soc/ in here
circlejerks not welcome
>>29542813
>>29542813
there are no orbiters there
normies are allowed tho
it's mostly robots
GAY SUMMER CAMP
>When people reach a certain age they get sent to Gay Summer Camp
>It is obligatory for every boy
>They arrive in yellow busses
>The camp is separated into two different areas
>Two nurses are standing my the enterance
>"Seme, you go to the left entrance"
>"Uke, you go to the right entrance"
>In...
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>>29542746
>raise many children.
Hows that gonna work?
>seme and uke
gross fujoshi spotted, thread hidden, saged
>>29542746
>The next day the seme camp gets up at six am to do a triatlon. consisting of running, svimming, bisycling. Then they eat foods to get lean gains, spiked with a little steroid and wheigtloss supplement.
>The ukes get up at ten o'clock after having their beaty sleep. The really fat ones are sent out for a quick liposuction. The others watch an episode of magical girls show and videos of cute cats. Then they learn about diet and make vegan food together...
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Don't do nofap guys, unless you want to wake up one day covered in goo. Fapping is healthy just maybe not everyday.
>>29542579
ill cover you in goo while you sleep faggot
remember to leave your mouth open for me like a good girl
>>29542579
>tfw we fell for the nofap meme
I don't even like this shit but it's better then waking up at 4am covered in cum
>trying to sneak to the laundry room while covering your crotch
>noticing that your parents are still awake
>going back and using the bathroom
>desperately trying to wash your pants and underwear using handsoap but trying to do so in complete silence
>going back to sleep and having to cover yourself even though it's hot as fucking hell
>having difficulty sleeping because having your crotch wet is uncomfortable
>hoping that it'll already be dry when you wake up
nofap: not even once
>>29543129
Are you fucking autistic? You had a wet dream what are your parents going to do? Excommunicate you? They've seen you shit yourself it's not the worst thing in the world
Should I suck a big, fat, stinky cock behind my girlfriend's back? I feel like it doesn't count as cheating if it's homosex. I've been really curious about doing it for a long time (fap to it a lot), and my gf has no clue. And no, I would never tell her under any circumstances.
>>29542276
>I feel like it doesn't count as cheating if it's homosex.
If anything it counts more, a surprising amount of straight women don't like the idea of dating bisexual men.
>>29542276
Wow. Congratulations. You have inadvertently discovered that being gay is genetic. Why might I say this? Well, let's just say that I have been doing a lot of research regarding your father...
I watched your father engage in HARDCORE GAY BUTTSEX with another man. That's right, BUT I didn't participate. I was merely there to watch. He wanted me to be there so that I could pass on this knowledge to YOUR MOTHER. Your mother has suspected this for QUITE some time. Your mom has reason to believe that...
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>I feel like it doesn't count as cheating if it's homosex.
It is cheating. Imagine if you caught your gf cheating on you with a woman, how would that make you feel?
Robots post your 10/10s
Rate others 10/10s
Textless post coming by
>>29542269
manjaw. if you shaved her head and took off her makeup she'd look like a prettyfaced dude.
And of course we can't forget about Katya
Better get up, wagecuck. It's already your last day of freedom. You need to get up and working on those chores and start on that legacy of yours again.
Why would a NEET drink coffee of all things?
>>29542215
Well, why the hell not?
>>29542215
I like the taste. I have it with milk though, black coffee is for degenerates
Post your favorite pair of clothes (don't have to wear them lay it on a bed or whatever).
Are you a stylish robot or does your autism cloud your fashion choices. I'd dress like this if I was skinnier minus the glasses/rings.
If you join the thread you MUST post an outfit of yours, TIMESTAPPED!
>>29541653
No one gives a shit man. i aint doing this crap
>>29541673
Are you so hostile because your closet is shit? It's okay mine is too, let it all out senpai
>>29541653
Its not me obvisouly, but i like this outfit
So do you guys just use tissues to clean up your cum after a good fap, or do you have a cumsock? A cum towel maybe?
I just pull up my underwear and let it dry.
Whatever dirty piece of clothing is closest
>>29541059
I just wear a condom, I can't jerk off without one because they cut off my foreskin.
who bad at online friends?
>talk for 2-3 weeks
>going well
>all of a sudden lose contact as if they got bored of you / started disliking you for unknown reasons
i was born to be lonely
>can't even make online friends
jdimsa
>>29540672
just tell people youre a girl
>>29540755
But I don't like lying and it would feel like cheating