How do you defend your food, /r9k/?
Part 1
>Be me
>Few months ago
>At a diner having lunch
>Buy a skillet
>Post skillet to Instagram
"Eww, anon, that looks gross"
It's one of my followers
>Explain to her the deliciousness of the diced ham and egg delight
>Says that makes it even worse
>Vow that...
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Part 2
>Several months later
>have sent at least 5 different skillets to her, explaining the ingredients and how the eggs were cooked every time
>She gets angrier and angrier
>Be today
>Send her a skillet
>She threatens to block me
>Jackpot.gif
>tell entire legion of mindless followers to start flooding her inbox with skilletsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29550551
That looks good. 10/10 would eat.
>>29550551
>>29550622
Those look good, fuck that brainless cunt
>>29550730
I'd eat brains
how does it feel to know that women would rather go to third world coutnries to get intimately fucked rather than have a date with you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_sex_tourism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX2c5HH4CYA
as defined by a flip fella
>>29550524
Not good.
When does this ride end?
http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/segment/sex-tourism-its-not-just-for-men-anymore/5220abc678c90a2d1200015e
Just broke up with my gf
What do I do now
>>29550488
reflect on your mistake
>>29550527
>It's always the man's fault
Hello, western society.
>>29550488
You fuck off back to normiebook.
>bored out of mind
>no friends
>literally have been sitting at computer for an hour doing nothing
>not even browsing
>decide to check out steam sale again
>everything on sale is still expensive because they're still $60 before sale
>games with DLC bundles are $60 AFTER sale
Just kill me please
>>29550470
this summer's sale is fucking crap desu.
now post steamerion we can try being friends or something
>>29550470
at least you have some games to play, I haven't gotten any new games in a while and still play only one sometimes
>>29550781
Most of my shit is free to play or games I've picked up for $5-10. The most I've spent is $20 for various Borderlands at least a year after it came out.
The newest game I've gotten is the Division that I was more or less bullied into getting, and I have nothing but regret for it. I can't bring myself to buy new games because 99% of them aren't worth $60 + $40+ for mandatory DLC we shouldn't have to buy in the first place.
>>29550723
The...
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>tfw nosferatu lookalike
>massive hands
>long, thin limbs
>dark purple circles under my lifeless eyes
>nose that dwarfs all other facial features
>paler than anyone else in whatever room i am in
the only good thing about this is my height.
and at least i'm not bald (yet).
And I also /nightwalk/. I get strange looks at 3 AM as a solitary figure on otherwise empty roads, but I kinda enjoy it.
>>29550469
At least you're not bald, right?
>>29550469
Greetings, I too enjoy nightwalks.
Why does nobody shame neckbeards anymore?
Watching fedora-wearing autists being humiliated was one of the few things that made me feel better about myself.
See this thread here:
>>29546787
>>29550441
I said in another thread, the fedora meme was forced on us since 2011, and it has raged on the Internet since 2013.
You just seem to be an autist that is so into memeing that the abundance of anti-fedora/neckbeard stuff on the Internet does not satisfy you.
>>29550441
It reached the mainstream so it's not funny anymore because the jokes have been beaten to death and there's no more original content
Who /gamerage/ here?
I've actually sharpened the edge of my desk so i can cut my wrists if I get really angry at a game, but usually I just bit myself, worst case scenario is I just break the skin. I also punch myself in the face and burn myself with lighters.
Fighting games are especially brutal for me.
kys then you will never lose a game again
>>29550437
Not anymore, but I used to. I've calmed down quite a bit just in general with anger.
The worst of it was probably when I was 10-12, somewhere around there. I used to play a lot of GTA III/Vice City in that time, and I would take it personally when NPCs would get over on me (carjackers steal my whip, I start getting rekt/overwhelmed by enemy gangs after attacking them first for fun, getting busted). I don't remember it but I've been told I used to call people in that game "niggerbeaners"...
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get help
that's not chill, dude
Playing really good basketball fap become shit does anybody else get this?
>>29550408
nah man a true baller makes his shots with without fapping
>>29550845
with/without*
niggers
Cuz u wastin' ya vibrant energies on chemical shots NIGGA
It's not worth it robots, nothing really is.
yeah but killing yourself isn't worth it either
might as well just play this hand out
>>29550378
At last you truly see.
>>29550378
Yeah, I basically agree.
>>29550389
I think the problem is that we don't know whether or not it's worth it.
https://www.rt.com/business-projects/348345-richest-people-losses-brexit/
Someone please tell me why the British left are acting as if Britains decision to leave the EU is some nazi apocalypse?
Isn't this what the left are supposed to want?
>>29550275
>Isn't this what the left are supposed to want?
Yes. But the "left" are also capitalists and this was their concession to the financial elite. There is no real left. They just bundled a bunch of issues together for us and called it the left. It's not the left in the traditional sense. It is not even "pro-worker" in any way.
>>29550275
this is another good brexit article
https://theintercept.com/2016/06/25/brexit-is-only-the-latest-proof-of-the-insularity-and-failure-of-western-establishment-institutions/
>>29550275
>https://www.rt.com/business-projects/348345-richest-people-losses-brexit/
>
>Someone please tell me why the British left are acting as if Britains decision to leave the EU is some nazi apocalypse?
>
>Isn't this what the left are supposed to want?
Left in the western world is pretty much jew dominated. The young, the poor, the illegals, the...
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>looking for escorts
>every ad says no blacks
>even the ones posted by black women
ENOUGH
>>29550251
Lmao blackboi BTFO once more. Time to bow down to the BWC.
lol niggerniggerniggerniggernigger
>>29550251
Whoa. That sucks dude. I wouldn't want to go for escorts and the like but at least they probably wouldn't turn me down like that. I wish feminists would get on that case, kek.
How much of /r9k/ is /r9gay/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10595887
Alright FINE. I've had sexual thoughts about traps but NOT about their penises.
Bump
Originalii
>>29550202
This doesn't mean anything. Voters are faggots.
What's r9k's experience with the psychiatric services?
>inb4 the SSRI conspiracy mafia or the "i stayed once at the ward and it makes me a mysterious and cool person" aka the romanticizer of mental illness archetype
>>29550200
>ssri
>not a conspiracy
come on man, they don't do shit yet docs keep prescribing them. clearly there's a reason for this. hmm, maybe it could be....money? NOPE CANT BE THAT
>>29550200
I'm weening off Zoloft after having been on it for two years
>>29550258
Okay, anon. Look at your post again. You're saying nothing of value to anyone. Do you see?
What is valuable is speaking of your experiences with it, side effects, how it's helped you, etc.
I mean I know half of you have autism but please, look at your posts and question them: do they have substance? Do you add anything to a discussion? If not, refrain from posting. I don't see what anyone, including yourself, has to gain from it.
If it were possible to impregnate traps, would you start a family with one?
>>29550140
>pic
WHY
>>29550140
would it be possible for the baby to teleport out of the trap
I don't want to see a trap poop out a baby
>>29550140
No. I want a healthy voluptuous woman to birth children for me. I want to hire a trap as a live in nanny who my wife and I share in bed on occasion. Ideally we'd hire her when she still had delusions of masculinity and slowly feminize her until she offers her boipucci on command. One fantasy I had was her misbehaving by masturbating against my wishes, then coming to me so I could slap her as she thanks me for disciplining her.
Our kids could practice sex on her so they wouldn't be a autistic faggots...
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LOL at you pathetic NEETS. How does it fell living off of NEETBUX and barely living off of food and shelter? How does it feel to be a disappointment to everyone? How does it fell to never be able to buy yourself anything for enjoyment because you need to feed yourself with your NEETBUX. How does it feel that mommy will finally have enough and kick you out? KILL YOURSELVES NEETS! YOU ARE JUST A WASTE OF LIFE!
>>29550137
Thisis a badly made image.
>>29550137
>living off NEETBUX
I don't
>disappointment to everyone?
probably just my uncle, but you have got me there, it doesn't feel good but for some reason I don't dwell on it or think about it often.
>never be able to buy yourself anything for enjoyment because you need to feed yourself with your NEETBUX
again, I don't get NEETBUX, and I can buy things for my enjoyment and buy...
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>>29550215
His boss demanded him to do 3 hours of overtime (unpaid of course), so he didn't have the time to make a better one.