>be me
>couple of years ago, round late 2013
>me and my friend are drunk and looking trough facebook trying to find hot women to harass
>come across a goth qt
>let's say her name is Hannah
>decide to message her
>not bothered that shes talking to 2 drunk dudebros
>several hours later it's 4am and I'm still talking...
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>>29555601
Fuck whatever, I wanna see how this turns out. Don't disappoint me OP
>she went home soon after we woke up
>it's like nothing happened
>never really talk about the fact that she lied about being a lesbo
>whatever, probs just didn't wanna be hit on
>a few weeks later I ask her to come over again
>she comes to my place and we start fucking like rabbits
>round 1am I get a phone call
>litteral...
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>>29555652
more? got 1 more paragraph atleast
>lanklet argues with me that the average height is 6'1
>say sure and that the average penis size is 7"
>he gets mega butt blasted and retracts, calling me a retard
And you told me manlets where insecure
>>29555540
>buttflustered insecure manlet faggot makes up shitty story on a Himalayan knitting board
>tfw 6'1" and 8" x 6" dong
>but still a handholdless kissless virgin
>>29555646
>buttflustered insecure dicklet detected
If your cock isn't at least 8" you're not a real man, sorry :/
You're at the pool and this futa slaps your gf on the ass
What do you do?
Note that she's the president of the futa club and her cock is strong enough to lift a person.
>>29555498
Slap her ass right back. Establish dominance.
Give her a hug :3
>>29555824
>>29555635
Prepare to die, fuccbois
When are blacks going to take the power back?
>>29555451
Ancient Egyptians were Semites, not black.
>>29555451
I always cringe when blacks try to claim they are all these ancient civilizations. Its even worse when they try to claim they were the mongols and vikings which seems to be increasingly common claim by them.
>>29555451
>"take the power back"
as if they ever had power
I'm just curious if this is a small loud minority or if this is what people think nowadays. Are these people mental in the head or am I in the wrong for thinking there was nothing wrong with what he said. I'm frightened by some of the people in the comments. Is this the world we live in nowadays? People are calling for this famous comedian's head and saying he's just as bad as rapists, because he said this in conversation with a policewoman:
>During the June 20 broadcast of "Park Myung Soo's Radio Show," Park...
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I guess I'm the crazy one.
I will try one (1) bump.
>>29555879
SAUCE PLEASE ANON PLEASE.
Who's the best porn star and why is she Nicole Aniston?
Seriously, her lesbian scenes are GOAT.
>>29555430
She looks like pure stacy and I fucking love it.
>>29555430
I always thought Nicole Aniston was gross.
Evelyn Lin is my favorite Asian girl if thats what Im craving
>>29555430
>fake tits
no thanks.
Can I help you find something?
That's a bad question to ask, because it can be answered with "yes or no". It's better to ask an open ended question, such as "what are you looking for?"
>>29555386
My G-spot
>>29555386
Yeah, where the tendies at wagecuck?
Hot girl body shot. Enjoy
https://youtu.be/GyNjx2L6jKo
thats dumb, id ask for mine in a glass
>>29555367
Women's suffrage was a mistake desu w
>>29555389
More so than a sexy bellow button?
Looking at my Skype and the fact I have over 200 contacts with each and everyone I have known personally from some online activity I find it outstanding no one hasn't chatted with me in almost 2 months.
Even close contacts that saw me as a partner/mentor when it came to gaming or other advice either placed me on full ignore mode or removed me altogether.
At this point I can't tell if it's the online acquaintanceship lasting 2-3 years theory is still true or my personality is that unlikable, even to people online.
Why is it their responsibility to initiate conversation?
I wouldn't put too much stock in it; any type of online relationship is more fleeting than an irl one. I think it's because there's no physical part to it.
>>29555334
People stop initiating conversation if you never initiate it either. People will only ask once or twice if you want to hang out or do something, then they will take a hint when you say no or make excuses.
Its up to you to kindle the flame again. Ask them whats up, then they will start talking to you out of nowhere too.
Roast me, give me all you got wagies. All that pent up frustration and anger...let it go.
>>29555322
>400k a month
>Literally spend all money on whores genetically engineered to be perfect futa waifus
Fuck off neetcuck!
>>29555322
>be wageslave
>NEET asks for my wagies
>what wagies?
>tfw when wageslave
on my week off so im back to living in my own filth status and ive got to say i prefer it massively
>>29555322
>yellow text on yellow background
Your had a very valid point, you really can't do anything fucking right
Who /too intelligent for their own good/ here
>>29555307
i think i am but im really not
>>29555307
>tfw you have that sneaking suspicion that something good is going to fall apart
>tfw you're right
It's hilarious that most of you robots think you're genius intelligence just because you're a social outcast. The great majority of you are lazy barely-above-average intelligence at best.
>sister and boyfriend are fooling around in the next room
cuck. that's YOUR sister
>>29555401
What can I do to stop this
>>29555419
Barge in and throw a bucket of water on them. If you can't find a bucket a vase will do or a large bowl is even better. You need as much water over as much surface area as you can possibly get. DO IT ANON. I BELIEVE IN YOU.
POST RESULTS
Post a gif/picture of how you feel most days
>>29555227
>Then Chad didn't like me
I fixed your little note card for you, whore.
Things are slowly turning around
>>29555235
How I feel daily isn't described using Amanda's situation more describes the feeling that nobody likes me
I'm a truck driver. I meet random women (mostly prostitutes) at truck stops, hotels, casinos, etc. and beat them before I leave. It just started becoming a new thing. I don't even give out my real name. I'll never see them again because I'm always on the road. I just like to punch them in the face or kick them in their back/stomach when they're down. I usually ask permission first (I mean I've met one girl that told me a guy paid her to eat a bunch of corn before showing up and to shit on his chest) but sometimes I do it against their will.
Do...
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>touching women
No, not really.
Fuck off
>>29555226
>meeting women
No, you are indeed a normalfag
>>29555226
POST THIS ON /b/, CHAD!!!!
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>be senior high school
>be at rich friend's house to play rock band
>he shows off his massive new TV and everyone is impressed
>we boot rock band but it is all stretched and not HD
>tell everyone I can make it better and cooler
>plug in the component cables and get that shit into HD
>somehow my leg hooks onto a cable and pulls the shelf down with the xbox...
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pretty sad that the mom cried
It's your friend's fault for being retarded and not understanding how HD works
You tried to do the right thing and that's what counts.
>>29555223
>be senior high school
that's not even gonna be the worst part of your day, you are gonna be banned from 4chan now