Why don't you just get an ugly gf?they will love you
That's not ugly
>>29558496
that's ugly by LA chad standards
I'm not being ironic, that's the scary part
>>29558585
who lives in LA, honestly
How old is /r9k/? Please answer honestly. If you're past 25 why are you still here?
23.
I'm here because I don't have much of a social life and am a lazy faggot like most of you.
>>29558458
20 college sophomore
>>29558458
24 and this comment is definitely original
>yfw you realize no matter how much you focus on self improvement your brain will always be broken and you've already lost too much time
I know that feel so hard man. No matter what I do I'm still that guy deep down inside who did all the things that make me cringe at night and contemplate suicide. I can never shake the memories.
>muh self improvement.
your great moments and memories will fade, like looking through a fogged mirror
were all fucked no matter how special your ego believes you to be. And the ones who have the most pride and attachment will fall hardest.
If you think like that you'll never improve
Umm... Anon... You know how I asked you to pull over a while back? You don't need to pull over anymore...
Ohmygod anon! Why didn't you let me into the bathroom first, I told you I had to go bad!
Don't look now, I need to get out of these wet things...
Can omo-posting become a thing? Much better than BRAAAP-posting tbqh.
>>29559399
definitely better than braaap posting
Hey anons, I am curious what /r9k wants to be like. Who do you model yourself after, who are your role models? Why are these people or characters your role models? Who do you want to be? Is this person fit? Artistic? I am curious, and I think it's a pleasant thing to think about.
I personally look up to spike from cowboy bebop, and also the yogis of india. I like how non chalant, non-attached, and skilled that spike is. To me he is the epitome of cool, and I love that he fights savate. The yogis also impress me, they are so in control of themselves. They look like...
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Protip: if you stop meditating for a while, you'll be back to the same autist you were before.
t. Someone who needs to restart meditating before he sinks further down into his rut
>>29558374
I want to be who I am. This mentality has helped me make a good salary at a young age and I have no trouble meeting people.
I don't have role models. I might pick Simon from TTGL. Having Infinite willpower and determination to follow your goals and complete them.
I might also pick the main cgaracter from persona 4. Top of his class. Most social person in town. Has super powers. Saves the world. Balances all this. Has a perfect waifu.
I'm way closer to Adachi than Yu though. Hooray for the symbolism of the fool.
Upright: infinite possibilities and an ability to interact comfortably in any situation
Reversed: wasted potential,
I envy anyone who has a more successful...
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Boxers or briefs, fellas?
fucking faggot sageda
>>29558361
so, boxers, then?
>>29558307
Boxers.
Cute tiny cocks, OP.
Post more.
>have dermatillomania
>finally stopped peeling the skin off of my thumbs and they're healing quite nicely
>traded this for picking skin off of my back
>back is discolored as fuck now
>luckily unlike my thumbs, no one can see it.
fuck, i peel the skin off my heels all the time. i hate it but i can't stop, it's so satisfying.
Shit, that sounds pretty bad desu. Hope you can get better.
I'm lucky that I just peel the skin to the sides of the fingernails and am too much of a pussy to go for any real flesh.
>>29558188
WHATS THAT?
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS
THIS SUNDAY
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
ISDERMATILLO MANIA
COME ONE COME ALL BRING YOUR KIDS BRING YOUR WIVES
ITS FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILYDERMATILLO MANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey /r9k/ how much Vicodin should I take? Is 2 or 3 pills a good amount to get high? I've only smoked weed before. I had my wisdom teeth surgery and I don't really need them anymore now, so I was thinking about having a few just to see what the experience is like, while marathoning Kill La Kill.
>>29558184
Bump
Pls help
Oregano
>>29558184
>not taking the whole bottle and drifting off into bliss for eternity
Do you not understand how this works??
>>29558228
I'm not that depressed yet. I just want to make sure I'm taking an amount that will get me high but won't fuck my self up.
Reminder of what a robot is:
Socially isolated: no friends, no girlfriend and still a virgin in his twenties and not by choice.
NEET lifestyle: Robots are the last to get picked for jobs. They were always the last ones to get picked on the kickball team in mandatory PE class in high school. They also aren't in school right now.
Mental Illness or perceived social flaw: Robots may be autistic, socially anxious, schizophrenic, schizoid or whatever mental or social disorder that totally contradicts the normie/chad lifestyle.
Interests: have 'unusual'...
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Second this. This is going straight on my Facebook
>>29558201
lol you're definitely a robot
Where does this put the voluntary celibate and voluntary socially withdrawn not due to mental illness? What do you call them?
Is alcohol snobbery the stupidest fucking thing in the world? Even the most expensive, 'best' alcohol tastes like fucking shit. If you want to get drunk, then just get drunk, you aren't more of a man because you get drunk with alcohol that's been rotting in an oak barrel for 40 years.
>its an acquired taste
if something is an acquired tastes, then its just something that tastes like shit that you get numb to. If I was stuck in a prison camp and got beaten everyday, I'd get used to it too.
>>29558156
so who hurt you anon? what does he drink?
>>29558235
what a stupid ass post. you know OP is correct, anyone who spends $100+ on a fucking bottle of poison is a retard
>>29558156
Enjoying alcohol in general is the stupidest thing in the world. It's a shit drug that often makes you feel physically ill and barely gives you any psychoactive effects in return.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, A young boy lived in a shining house. Although he had everything his heart desired, The boy was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, An old beggar woman came to the house And offered him a single rose In return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, The boy sneered at the gift, And turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, For beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, The old woman's ugliness melted away To reveal a beautiful...
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You know... Thats a good point. That is exactly how a modern retelling would go.
I still prefer the film theory theory that the beast was a little kid afraid of strangers and the witch was just a stupid pushy bitch.
>>29558144
Gaston is literally chad
Belle is a Stacy...
>tfw no freeman on the land bf
>tfw no fraternizing bf
>tfw no cult orgy gf
>tfw no psychosomatic bf
i need a picture of the shittiest weed you can find, will explain later
>>29558035
Can't you just use google?
>>29558035
You'll explain it first.
>>29558090
or facebook if you want the shittiest weed.
Oregano is quite relevant in this context.
why should i contribute to the world when all it does is help women and niggers
>>29558033
because you get money to help yourself
nobody really cares about contributing to the world, it's all about making your self image better so your family and coworkers will be impressed
>>29558033
becuase if you don't. you will go down as one of the bad guys in history books
>>29558033
Get creative OP
I help women and niggers so I can use them later.
I have a lovely facebook full of contacts I can use to get free shit from now.
>That school stories thread thread
And people wonder why kids are offing themselves 1 after the other
A lot of it has to do with the 'anti bullying' bullshit they push at schools
>No justice
>Can't defend self
>Normies get off scott free
>Teachers don't understand
>Teachers reward bullies constantly
>Normies have more friends...
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>>29558022
My personal opinion is that if these kids fought back they'd at least be left alone but they're typically reprimanded for it.
>>29558022
most if not all school shooting are justified desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
You can't defend yourself because you're physically unable to or what?