Be honest, I'm 5'6-7, But i'm still growing, I grew like, 3 inches last year. Is there hope for me to not be a manlet if I lift?
bump oregannosndansdoansodnasodn
just wear stilts
Oh another of these threads. How original. You truly are the meme master friendo.
Sure there's absolutely no hope for manlets. MANLETS BTFO.
Everyone knows you have to be eight foot tall to even have a hope.
Good night anons.
I'm about to go to sleep for the first time in two days.
fuck you
oregano marinara pasta
>>29561624
now I remember why I usually sleep all the time
people are mean
fuck you
saffron de parma pennolini
Anon is there a stain or anything on these yoga pants? It feels like I sat in something.
*BRRRRAAAAAAAP*
>Oh sorry anon, excuse me
>>29561589
>"THERE IS A STAIN!!! I'LL JUST LICK IT OFF"
>>29561607
this not a brap thread!
>anon my hobby is anime, I once watched 5 episodes is Naruto
>anon my hobby is video games, I once played angry birds on my phone
>anon my hobby is mountaineering, I once went on a hike to the local hill 5 years ago
>anon my hobby is reading, I read twilight
Why are girls incapable of having hobbies. Or should I say, incapable of being dedicated to their hobbies? It's like they have hobbies in name only, to show off to other people
>anime
>hobbie
>video games
>hobbie
>reading
>hobbie
Hobbies are a brand for themselves. They like hobbies that demand special clothes that could be cute too. That's how they pick their jobs also.
>>29561527
Because they only use hobbies to look human. Reminder that women are evil creatures that do nothing more than suck energy through getting attention.
>download tinder
>upload some nice pics, forced to connect to facebook
>barely use jewbook, liked a bunch of pages when i was in 8th grade 6 years ago or so and haven't since
>shitty ironic meme pages, Call of Duty, and limp bizkit/linkin park/south park/etc. edgy kid bullshit
>listed in my interests on tinder
>can't delete them
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
How do I...
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You've already lost, Tinder only works for normie with active facebook profile. You have an empty profile or just a few friends you'll be flagged as a bot and get zero match.
>>29561518
>I've barely gotten any matches after a month of using it and I think it's because of that.
>>29561561
I'm like a solid 6 bro I swear.
>>29561545
I have friends on there from high school about 300 so it's not that suspicious. I just don't use it.
Can we have a feels music thread? I really fucking need it now. Really would appreciate if links are posted.
https://youtu.be/pUA9HVTNc7I
https://youtu.be/TTAU7lLDZYU
Dreamers
They never learn
They never learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3moLkjvhEu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIZVQxcFW7A
>You are quiet Anon, aren't you?
>Someday you will find the right girl Anon!
>>29561498
>Someday you will find the right girl Anon!
nobody has ever said this to me because they know it would be a lie
>>29561577
Nobody has said this to me because I've never had to mention that I've never had a gf. Maybe my family has always just known that I'm hopeless.
>>29561577
>>29561615
the only girl that ever said that to me was the only girl i've ever asked out.
it took her a month to get back to me because she wanted me to be one of her orbiters
Anyone here actually content with their life?
Please teach me to be more positive.
No normalfags please.
>>29561476
Lower expectations
Eat healthy
>>29561476
Read the Myth of Sisyphus by Camus. That essentially cured my robot-dom.
>>29561476
replying to keep this alive, also robots, how do i get motivation to do menial tasks that need to be done?
Alright, /r9k/, It's storytime.
>be me, last year
>be 17 in highschool
>Chads at school are not very Chad-like, they browse /b/ can be approached by robots with moderate difficulty
>have science class with 9/10 Korean qt
>find out she is friends with a bunch of the Chads
>devise plan
>plan to use Chads to get qt to like me
>later...
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>>29561347
Moar plox, it might turn out good.
>>29561347
>she says I am her "BFF"
Moar but only if you escaped the cuckzone.
>>29561347
No go die
>found out a 8.5/10 qt was interested in dating me
>met her at a party a few months back and we spoke a few times, then her friend told me today
>nothing happened because i didnt follow up at the time
>thought she was just being nice not actually interested in me
HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE WAS INTERESTED
>>29561325
>HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE WAS INTERESTED
By being yourself, you silly goose
>>29561350
i was being myself but she left no indication that she was interested
>>29561325
they think we have crystal balls anon but we don't we have hairy balls. Swelling. Hairy. Balls.
Is Chicken LittIe the greatest of our generation?
>teeth
REEEEEEEEEEEE
okay movie though
It definitely comes close, as far as memes go.
>>29561369
>okay movie though
>okay movie
>OKAY
if you're not totally obsessed with everything Chicken Little you can go ahead and leave my fucking board
>tfw you'll never be a roman emperor who fucks his qt sister every day
>tfw you'll never wake up with your arms wrapped around your sister
why even live?
>>29561287
I willl never command troops after conquering Gaul.
>Why bother
>>29561368
>you will never rape and pillage your rival civilization before salting their lands
tfw i will never triumphantly return to rome with carts of seashells after my successful campaign against neptune
What if being a virgin isn't actually as bad as we think?
It doesn't really affect your life in any way except not having sex.
It's not that badIt doesn't really affect anything at all
>>29561260
It's something we call metonimia in my language.
We say virginity but we mean more than penis in wethole. It's the whole spectrum of human relatioship that is a huge part of a normal life and you don't get to experience even the slightest bit of it. Although you may have many reasons and justifications for the gap in your life, it comes off as if there's something inherently wrong with you, since you failed at something so basic and so natural for most of humans.
I have sex with my girlfriend pretty regularly.
If it makes you feel better masturbation is better than sex.
>minister found the resin cell
i wouldnt mind having a cat like that
i bet theyd feel kind of nice
>I found a shitty thread
>>29561226
what does a cat like that do when it gets the urge to lick itself?????
>The early 2010's are already over
stop it! Stop it NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29561223
thanks for the compelling contribution to the community
>>29561223
So are the mid-2010s soon.
make a vocaroo of you yelling that our yer window do it REEEE for yer r9k brothers!