I'M ON A NEW LEVEL
I'M ON A NEW LEVEL
BOUGHT ME A NEW SHOVEL
PUTTIN' THESE NIGGAS IN THE DIRT
CHAIN WITH THE NEW BEZEL
ALL MY NIGGAS PUT IN WORK
Used to be sleeping on itchy beds, Bed bugs in the motel, now your bitch give me head, Twenty bitches in the hotel, on a ramen noodle diet...
Tour life wasn't so well
I'M SOMETHING LIKE KOBE
POINT GUARDS GETTIN MAD CUZ THEY CAN'T HOLD ME
PROVIDING JOBS FOR MY WHOLE BLOCK
>I CANNOT SLOW DOWN
>taking speed again
>unable to separate thoughts into discrete chunks, end up writing long, run-on, grammatically convoluted sentences
>literally get bored in the middle of writing and frustrated that the post isn't done yet
>headaches and depression
>>29569162
Where is this dog from?
Wish I had speed
All I took were caffeine pills
and now I've felt sick as fuck for two days
>>29569219
His name is Wishbone.
SUMMER IS FOR NEETS
POST SUMMER TIPS FOR BASEMENT SURVIVAL
I'll start-
Lay a wet rag on your bare back if you get to hot, resoak the rag every 45 minutes, cools you down and gets you comfy
become nocturnal if you aren't already, sleep through the hot daytime and enjoy the cool night (plus less normie internet traffic at night means faster speeds)
>>29569144
I had no idea lemon flavored Pepsi existed
>>29569208
This, I should reform my schedule
>he breathes like a virgin
what a loser
>he has virgin skin
just embarrassing
>he laughs like a virgin
cringeworthy
>>29569118
>his mom's a virgin
Ugh, Jesus is such a beta
>be me living in a third world country
>3 years ago be normie
>had gf even was in uni studying engineering
>Dad started acting weird and forgetting stuff
>came home one day dad telling Bullshit story
>next day go to see doctor dad diagnosed with early onset dementia
>no insurance medications are expensive me and dad sell his small business to pay for meds...
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I'm sorry to hear that, anon. I hope you and your family end up in a good situation.
>>29569308
thank you anon for your kind words
I wish I could hug you and say that everything will be fine.
I want something to occupy my time outside of vidya and weebshit, I already lift so no /fit/ spam. Preferably something that doesn't require much talent or skill because I'm not particularly good at anything (I've tried music and playing an instrument isn't really for me)
Pic unrelated of course
practice suicidethen do it just like you practiced
>>29568701
nice idea, should have tried this sooner
I wish to know too. Pretty much same position as OP. Any decent hobbies for the truly talent less fucks?
Where do my fellow NEETs get their money from? Parentbux? NEETbux? Investments?
>live in southern europe which is borderline third world, so there's pretty much no fucking welfare at all
>live in an oversized house in the country with my parents, we pay no rent and I get an entire floor for myself (5 rooms, one bathroom)
>have to live off my father's pension which is a good amount of money for the total shithole I live in (the equivalent of this would be around ~$20k a year...
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>>29568611
>~20k a year
>most wagies typically earn far less than that
Really? That's either minimum wage or slightly above minimum wage in US dollars depending on the state.
>>29568702
Yes. The minimum wage here is ~650e a month and most (young) people earn that, so that's about 7800e a year, $8500.
College-educated workers can easily end up earning 1000-1500e a month, so less than $20k in a year. Only 20% of people earn over $25k a year if I'm correct.
Southern Europe is utter fucking shit, you amerifats don't realise how filthy rich you actually are.
Fucking get in here you NEETs.
I had a girl hit on me for the first time in my life today
Did you hit her back ??
>girl hits on me and i stand there looking away like a nervous idiot
>>29568521
no I was just there to have breakfast
Dubs decides what I name my puppy dog, looks like pic related
Pupper
You already have dubs, silly op
>>29568422
>anon got a puppy before I did
Its just not fair......
>>29568422
Pepe
I honestly think that's a nice name
I just found out the cure for depression. :)
>>29568406
That's pretty much true though. Also meds.
>>29568460
Meds don't do shit besides temporarily force you to think a different way. I would never take medicine to fix a mental issue, except for sleeping medicine.
>>29568555
>temporarily force you to think a different way
Confirmed for never taking meds, that's not how it works at all.
Do you fembots like black guys?
They are cute sometimes like Pic related
>>29568444
Trips of truth. Excellent answer anon.
>>29568396
Obvious bait is obvious. But I'll bite. Yes, black guys are fine, anon. Nothing wrong with them based on their race alone.
Ok so for this I should be nominated for king of the robots
Two years ago, I was invited to my cousin's house, and my older female cousin who is really more like an aunt came to me and offered to shake hands with me (we are jewish, im more religous than my senpai) i politely dont then well i dont remeber exactly what I said but it was like i said "when your husband dies, i try to hook up with you"
now my extended family doesnt talk to me. I hate myself and I want to die
I have a pretty cousin too but why the heck would you talk about her husband dying? Were you trying to be cute?
>>29568373
Wait so you completely out of context and without warning told a blood relative you were going to bang them when their spouse died?
>>29568373
>is jewish
the story is legit, I am an expert in jews.
women's feet are NOT for sexual, OKAY?
stop looking at these sexual soles and being aroused. it's not okay!
these are FEET! her shapely sole, her cute toes, her beautiful arch... you shouldn't have lust for them!
I really want to kiss them desu senpai
>>29568321
Do guys with foot fetish also like girls armpits?
OP pic's feet are disgusting abnormally long mutations that should die off though
where my cute, proportionate petite feet at?
List all of the reasons why you cannot get a gf.
>>29568182
because I can't even stand being around myself.
> I have already decided, and told mutliple women, that I have no desire to have a lover
> Midget
> Small penis
> White
> Not fat, but shapeless
> Piano fingers
> Zero experience in bed (virgin)
> Can grow a full beard, but choose not to
> I also dislike feminists and male castration fetishists,...
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ugly
boring
Week consists of work and 4chan, closest I have to a social life is going to my friend's house and playing vidya there
Small town, every girl in my age group that's still around are already mothers.
>trips will get with their oneitis
>dubs will shit themselves when they are about to fuck their oneitis
>singles will die while trying to suck themselves off
I always get singles though.
>>29568164
i embrace my fate and thank the gods for my existence
>>29568177
A-Anon, i cant believe your power