>ask out 100 girls
>out of those maybe one will be interested in having a conversation
>out of those, maybe one out of a hundred will give you her number
>out of those, maybe one in a hundred will actually answer your texts or calls
>out of those, maybe one in a hundred will be willing to meet you again
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>be chad
>just sit around and be yourself
>bitches flock to you in droves
Just do online dating, write a generic message and copy and paste it to 100 girls a day
>have no experience in a subject
>negatively assume everything about subject
>and i'm the one who's correct
sure thing, buddy
go live life
She tells you she's too busy to hang out then she posts on her Twitter "I'm bored someone hit me up".
at least she uses twitter as a hookup site and not "knockoff 4chan for strivers and naziboos"
that's not sad.
what's sad is that there'll still come another time when you message her, while some of you is well aware that it's 100% futile. you're sad
>>29569878
Move on OP. Find someone who cares about you.
>Hey neighbor, why don't you give us a ride on your mom's car?
its my car u fuckin twat best get the fuck off before I hose your ass
i didn't know this was /tv/
>>29569808
You're gonna have to let me fuck you, first.
best case scenario
>they realize i'm a creep and won't bother me again
worst case
>we have sex
Rules:
All of your memories will travel back in time with you.
You will assume your old body on the date of June 27, 2006 at 12:00 AM.
You are not allowed to tell anyone that you have traveled back in time.
You are allowed a 1 GB USB filled with information. What type of information do you place on that USB?
How do you live your new life?
kill myself because there was never any hope
I refuse to reexprience 10 years of suffering
>>29569805
I store info of lotto numbers and sports games
I live my new life as a rich fucker winning bets left and right and becoming the first 50-time lottery winner
Well, I'd be going back to being 8 years old, so I guess I've got a decent amount of space to work with. But honestly with my current mindset, I'd probably just give way to the depression that much more quickly and completely stop functioning.
The USB would have information on buying Bitcoin, any information I could find along the lines of what >>29570015 was saying. I'd also put all of the writing I've done on it, with the hopes of actually being able to finish what I want to accomplish with that...
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Do you believe that is such thing as natural skill?
If so what should be the motivation in life of someone who lacks natural skill.
Whats the point on puting x hours on something if other person with more skill will have a much better result.
I asked this shit myself and no one has any kind of answer
There isn't any point. People would have you believe that 10000 hours of practice will let you master that skill but the truth is that you'll always be behind naturally talented people.
We lose, you and I, so sad too bad
shoulda been born with natural talent ya little shit
I believe in most things natural skills will always trump hard work.
Hell I've known guys who did this even in counter strike. Reaction time and hand to eye coordination is a bitch.
As for the reason. There is pretty much none. Unless you get born extremely talented, hard work is a scam.
>tfw no hairy roastie gf
why am i attracted to this
>she grew her vagina a beard to hide how hideous it is
>>29569765
Because it's hot.
Wish I could know what that one smelled like.
Anyone listen to really old comfy music like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8OlDPqYBLw
Can anyone give me songs similar to it? And yes I did get a lot of this music from Bioshock and Fallout, games that use song's from the 1920's, 1930's, 1940's and 1950's.
>>29569736
This one is one of my favs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEllHMWkXEU
First time I heard it was on a CS vid where a group of kids went to an official tournament just to troll around with the other teams and pull insane stunts
>>29570700
That one is good too but it doesn't give me that comfy feeling that "Beyond the Sea" gives, that just mellows me out so much.
>abandons thread after 1 post
MORE YOU FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>art class sophomore year of high school
>have to turn in a weekly sketchbook
>trace anime and turn it in
>instructor looks at me with unblinking disgust and disappointment from the obvious tracing
Post stories that make you cringe
>>29569688
Don't feel bad, anon. Being an art instructor in highschool to begin with is much more cringe inducing.
>>29569688
>I don't really have any purpose or identity
>Love my friends
>Really want people to like me
>Teachers recognize me as "that kid"
>Treat me with a total lack of respect
>Just want to impress people and make them happy
>Live out the rest of my life in shame and humiliation, and never...
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>gym class
>fitness testing
>push-ups
>"haha, I'm not doing this"
>"anon you have to. Just do it already"
>start sweating
>get in position
>arms start shaking
>barely make one, have to fall back
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I get fucking enraged by any soup that isn't pureed. The word 'soup' literally comes from the Latin 'Saltanis Oich Unaris Puree' which means 'Food Blended'. SOUP does not have fucking chunks in. Soup with chunks has a name. Stew. Stew. Soup has to be pureed.
I will never eat anything described as a soup with chunks. I do not even dip bread into my soup because if the bread falls into the bowl I am then eating a stew.
Soup is soup. It is pure. When I eat soup I want to be able to slurp the soup. If I try to slurp a chunky soup...
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>>29569617
>If I order soup in a restaurant and it isn't a puree I make sure to take out every piece of food in the soup, then I place it onto a tissue and ask the waitress to have it blended. They often refuse so I often walk without paying.
How does it feel to suffer from debilitating Asperger's?
You're a good man, what are some delicious blended soups? Split pea?
LOL
This is a good thread
>Robots post names and we guess where each other is from.
I will start.
Hayley
>>29569577
Dubsland, Virginia
USA
>>29569577
Thats a girls name?
David
>>29569577
>Hayley
Baitpost FL
>"Where it says "tick the box that best describes your marital status", you did a drawing of a bald man, along with the letters "t-f-w n-o g-f"
>"Would you care to explain what this means?"
Nah, I wouldn't care
>>29569508
>haha it's apart of something called a 'meme' where autists keep posting the same thing on a controversial image board
>it means "married and happy with two kids, living in a house in the suburbs, is that enough for you?
>people post this on facebook and laugh about it together while genuinely believing it describes them accurately
have a good day
>>29569471
i'm outside 12 hours a day because of my work, i'm kind of a glorified cashier so i talk to hundreds of people, most of them women
i'm saving up to buy my own flat but even right now i live in my own place that i rent, i cook, clean for myself, don't smoke don't do drugs only drink when i'm with friends, i have a social life, i don't autism out ever and can talk to whatever kind of people i meet, i'm responsible, look very much OK, nothing special but not below average...
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>>29570443
this p much.
I'm not as normal, but I can say I can be around people, even girls. I can rather easily talk to girls and make friends with them. But it's really hard for me to find a girl that'd consider me, even by far, bf material.
And even then... welll.. I sperg out and don't make my move
I have already accepted this, and I just don't really care about >tfw no gf no more
>>29570443
i dont know what to say. I feel partly critical to your stanpoint.,
but i dont know anything myself. I wish i would have more experience. I cant judge shit :(
What do you think about girls who have dated black guys or who find black guys attractive? Would you ever date a girl like that?thankfully my gf thinks black guys are gross
>>29569393
Is that a fucking turd coming out of her ass?
>>29569393
>Would you ever date a girl like that?
No, but I'm not a racist either, it's just a sexual preference.
Who cares OP?
>inb4 all cucks accumulate ITT and it gets over 9000 replies
Is it ok to require virgin gf since I am virgin myself?
I'm kind of disgusted to fuck with girl that is contaminated already.
>>29569274
Yeah, it's reasonable. The issue is viewing non-virgin women as "contaminated" instead of just more experienced than you. Nobody in real life is going to respond positively to that.
>>29569274
>contaminated
Please stop. Robots are confused enough as it is.
>>29569317
Thats what I'm scared of. I'm scared to meet cool girl and that it turns out that she is not virgin. That literally means that she is not for me. It means she went too fast into that shit and probably was and is stupid.
I get it why this cant be received positively but thats how I feel about it.
Falling too fast to animal instinct is kinda shitty to me.
Do people really go skinny dipping when they're young?
>>29569211
What age is this girl?
YOUNG
O
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G
:/
>>29569211
That fucking feel when you're a guy with gyno and have bigger tits than her