>be at work
>getting my register counted twice since dumbass customers wanted to abandon their change I'm 20 dollars over
>looking around and see Chad customer I encountered several months ago 3 times
>he remembers me Wtf
>he sees me and smiles
>haha wtf it can't be me
>keep staring
>smiles and does this small wave...
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I lived right next to and hung out with chads for the past 6 months
They showed me a lot of respect and invited me to a couple of their after party hang outs This board has no idea who Chad actually is
They have gotten ahead and where they are for being outgoing and interesting
They are not dumb neanderthals that club chicks over the head to sleep with them
You could have easily said "hey man where's the party at tonight!?" halfway sarcastically and I'm sure he would have told you
>>29577930
Is that a leyendecker?
>>29577930
>he thinks normies being happy around him are a reason to be happy himself
KNOW THY PLACE ROBOT!!!
*grrrrrrrn*
Ooo god anon..Stacy's putting up such a *urrrorrrp* fight in my stomach right now. Could you please massage my belly? *gurgle*
You're a strange one, aren't you?
>>29577927
Is this fetish just a meme? How could you fantasize about digesting another human?
To the ovens you go.
her belly looks like the head of a penis
>tfw no mata straining, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak...
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>>29577890
You're an damned animal.
>>29577890
Godspeed, you glorious Autist
white guys and filipinas?
or white girls and filipinos?
????????? how ever can I lurk now ?????????
>>29577826
taken down for cp
cuckchan.org is the new home
also archived.moe is a archive or archives, it takes all the archive data from the various fuuka 4chan archives around the internet and compiles them into one site
Who the hell watches hey Arnold and imagines this future for our beloved Arnold?
What the fuck internet people??
>>29577826
>>29577905
Oh shit really?
>I can't fucking search my waifu's name again just in case someone else post her
Well shit, at least i hope it comes back soon
be honest...how many times have you thought about it?
>>29577819
Every day of my life for the past two years.
The only reason I don't do it is because it would devastate my mother.
If she were dead I would have done it years ago.
This is /r9k/ not a day goes by where we don't all think about it
>>29577819
Pretty much every day for the last couple of years
How do I become alpha in 30 days or less? I don't even need to be a Casanova or anything, just alpha and charismatic enough to pass, just above the line into alpha territory is all I need.
Pic not related, I guess.
Get really high on ADD medication or just have ADD. Works every time
>>29577813
wtf are you even asking you retard? wtf constitutes alpha? Do you mean fit and social? Nigga you ain't doing shit in 30 days.
>>29577876
Social I guess
I don't need to be fit
who /noplan/ here?
>18 years old
>no friends
>no job
>just realized going to college is pretty much out for me
>18 years into my life and have accomplished nothing
thinking about ending it desu
>>29577801
May as well go out with a bang, shoot up a mosque or something
>>29577801
get a job, any job.
try to make friends with your new coworkers
start going out with them
maybe you meet a nice girl
maybe you feel happy.
You are 18 and havent tried shit yet and you give up that easily? Go out and try bro, if you fail, preferably more than once, start thinking about suicide.
>>29578021
**then start thinking about suicide.
If you had to choose between being with a very passable, cute, pre-op Trans Girl or a 4/10 real girl which would you choose?
Won't the trans girl become a 2/10 in the next few years though?
>>29577788
the trans girl
also post that guys youtube I feel like getting mad
guys keep in mind that any guy willing to date a trans girl is probably uglier than a guy willing to date an ugly biological girl
Ah shit, there is something wrong with my upper inner leg.
It looks kinda like pic related, its swolen, red and towardt he fold between upper leg and pelvis almost a bit blue gray.
At first I thought it was just an mosquito bite or because of the sweat because it was just a bit redish and itchy, but now it feels more like a bruise.
No sports injury because I have been sitting most of the day recently, that might be the cause.
>not a fat juicy cock
fuck off
>>29577784
Oh, I almost forgot /r9k/ is trap sissy central now.
Lipoma?
>be from bongland
>Go to america
>At the pub with a friend
>he asks me for the time
>I ask the bartender he tells me it eleven after nine
>Puzzled by the way he phrased it I tell my friend it's 9:11
>Room goes silent
>one amerifat stands up and starts to clap
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>>29577731
Is that beast on fire?
>>29577731
In new york city if that helps
>>29577761
no but ur mums cunt is about to be
>ywn start a cult and gradually strip all of your followers of their money
>>29577686
>anita sarkeesian
>>29577710
Nah, I'm talking an all out religion with stupid rituals, silly hats, promises of some super terrible eternal hell, castrations, ya'know? The works. Think Marshall Applewhite.
>>29577686
>tfw more of a cultist than a cult leader
bad feefees
I'm just waiting to be swooped up by someone with a good fairytale and a lot of charisma
What went wrong with it?
NORMIES INVADED. It happened to the Usenet, to MUDs, to IRC, to MMORPGs, to everything. Normies ruin everything!
Actually, this is that one time where I'll say normies unironically. Shit got fucking ruined when your average person decided to take advantage of what they used to see as nerdy and counter culture.
>>29577665
>Time
More specifically
>People
>Bureaucracy
>Greedy ISP's
>Empires (Google, Facebook, Yahoo!, et cetera)
>Child Pornography and moral Crusaders
>Surveillance/Nanny State(s)
tl;dr
>Time
Some things got better (affordability/speed) Other...
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>you wallow in the mire
>Chad lights her fire
>You sit and cry
>she sucks chad dry
>you prepare the noose
>Chad makes her loose
>you masturbate alone
>chad gives her the bone
suicide threads allowed???????
>>29577607
How would you live stream it anyway?
We've already lost 31 robots to heroing this year. That's 3 over last year's pace.
Why wouldnt they be
Also, is suicide by train a good idea?
Femanons and gaybots post pictures of boys that you think are 10/10s. I want to see your preferences.
>>29577588
Maybe asian is cheating
here's an old collage of some of my husbandous through the years.
>>29577742
You like ugly guys?