*To the mods, with all due respect the thread isn't breaking any rules, I keep to one thread and only bump it ever hour or so. It's the spiderman posters and other anons constantly spamming the thread up. So please don't delete this one, just ban the other people spamming.*
I know she's Bass Chan, aka Hannah, aka Facefuckingqueen. However, allegedly there were videos of her sucking on a banana and other shit like that.
If anyone would be so kind as to share those with me I'd greatly appreciate it.
OP here.
I want to apologize sincerely to everyone who has put up with me throughout the weeks I've been making these threads. It was never about this meaningless slut, I just wanted attention from all of you guys. See, you guys are my only real friends.
I'm going through a rough divorce because I found my wife cheating on me with my best friend in our bed. They were all I had left in this world. My family doesn't care about me, they're all a bunch of alcoholics and drug addicts.
I guess, when you boil it down, I just wanted some attention. Negative, positive, it didn't really matter to me at the time but I now realize I need help so I'm going to be seeing a therapist and try to come to terms with my divorce.
Just go ahead and delete this thread. I'll stop wasting everyones' time and just jerk off to pictures of my ex-wife's cousins or something.
Thanks for being there for me in my time of need, /r/, you guys are the best.
>>14310579
OP here.
1)That's not me at all.
2)I apologize for nothing
3)It's 100% about this slut with easily one of the best fuckfaces I've seen.
>>14310602
OP here.
1) I'm sorry again guys.
2) I'm schizophrenic and that was one of my personalities.
3) I love my wife.
OP here
1. I'm a fag
2. I'm a fag
3. I'm a fag
>>14310579
>>14310602
>>14310610
And then all the OPs clapped
>>14310627
or rather their multiple personalities
just post it on fascebook, every stupid retard POS thing goes "VIRAL" in that piss ocean.
To the mods, this fag has been posting this shit at least twice everyday for the last 2 weeks. He is spamming and this needs to be removed. Last thread was the first spidey raid of this post because /r/ has had enough of it. Please ban this person and remove the thread. Thank you.
>>14310700
Here is proof
>>14304314
>>14310700
There's nothing in the rules about posting the same request and bumping it every hour or so, there's not a single rule I'm breaking.
If you don't like the thread then either provide sauce to what I'm asking for or ignore the thread.
>>14310730 There hasn't been a time in the last 2 weeks where this wasn't on /r/. You bump it all day until you sleep, then when you wake up you post it again. Just because its a slow moving thread and you don't have to do it as much doesn't mean its not spam. If this as /b/ you would be bumping it every 10 seconds. You are spamming and you will be banned.
>>14310747
Feel free to post the rule that I'm breaking, because all I'm doing is bumping my one thread once every hour or so and then making a new thread once it dies.
That's not spamming, the spiderman posts are spam. Also, you arguing with me is simply bumping my thread up even more, so you're actively working against yourself.
>>14310730
You were told by the girl herself that it doesn't exist. That's your sauce.
As for you breaking no rules, you're entirely correct as long as the mods share your interpretation of what spamming is.
It's certainly accepted to ask over and over, to bump your own thread endlessly. Pic related.
You know what's not okay? Pissing off the people you're asking a favor of.
The guy spamming Spiderman is being childish. So are you.
If you continue to insist that you're not in any way at fault, you'll continue to be persecuted.
>>14310766
Again, link me to the global rule or /r/ rule that I'm breaking. I'm keeping my request to one thread and only bumping once every hour or so. Spiderman posters or people pretending to be me and spamming are the ones breaking rules if anything.
And regardless of what the girl said it does exist and I'm sure someone has it. Either somebody will eventually post it or the girl herself can post again with what I'm asking for. But let me repeat, I'm not breaking a single global or /r/ rule, I'm keeping to one thread and bumping it after an hour or more as passed.
That's not against the rules.
>>14310753
There was one spidey raid. And I want this bumped so the mods can find it. There were like 7 spidey posts and then you got removed.It had nothing to do with the spideys. So obviously you are breaking the rules. You haven't found what you're looking for yet almost 3 weeks later your still here posting this as much as you can. That's called spamming and you will soon be out of here.
>>14310766
I didn't do it alone, it was a collective effort from /r/. We are tired of this guy.
>>14310771
Spamming is the spiderman posts, which is why the other thread was the only thread of all the threads I've made that got deleted. I'm not breaking any rules posted under global or /r/, I've read then and they don't apply to me.
Making a single thread and bumping it after an hour or so isn't spamming.
>>14310778
Every time you insist you're technically correct, we dislike you a little more.
Maybe she'll be back, but it won't be to reward you.
>>14310778
You know what u asked for doesn't exist because the girl told u. Yet you still post this twice a day. And last thread got deleted because we finally got the mods attention.
>>14310783
Like I said, it does exist but likely nowhere I can download it myself. Someone who saved it has to upload it, which is why I'm keeping these threads up, or for the girl herself to eventually just give me what I'm asking for.
And of all the threads I've made, which mods no doubt would have seen, the last one literally got deleted because of the spiderman spam, which is against the rules, and which is why the spiderman posts in this thread just got deleted.
Again, link me to the global or /r/ rule I'm breaking.
>>14310785
The rule is, don't spam. You think you're technically correct about spamming, but you will find out soon that you're not.
>>14310794
And I'm not spamming. Spamming is the spiderman posts, people pretending to be me, or if I were bumping the thread every few minutes. I'm waiting an hour or even more sometimes before bumping. Once the thread dies I make another one, which isn't spamming.
I've been at this for weeks now as other anons pointed out, and I'm sure mods have seen my threads numerous times. I haven't gotten banned or my thread deleted in all of those times until the spiderman spam, and likely won't be anytime soon. I'm not breaking any rules.
If you don't want the thread to exist anymore you can contribute sauce or just hide it.
>>14310785
Alright.
Global 6 (quality of posts). You're going to disagree, but you're lowering the quality of the board. And that's quite a feat.
Global 2 (underage). Seriously. We all believe you're in middle school.
/r/ 4, do not request or discuss material protected by United States copyright law. This is liable to get us into a fairly nuanced legal argument, but I'll risk it.
Whoever created the video you want owns its copyright, unless it was created using a government grant (which I seriously doubt). So unless they've released their rights to it, it's copyright protected. They have every right to control who sees it. They also have every right to delete all the copies and disappoint you.
>>14310833
Why is my thread lowering the quality of the board, because I'm reposting it without breaking any rules? That's entirely subjective in the way you're using it. But I'll leave that one to the mods.
Rule2: You replying to me instead of just ignoring the thread and letting a mod decide is more underaged than anything, so right back at you.
/r/4 Pretty sure that's a load of bullshit that doesn't apply here whatsoever, but feel free to pass that off to the mods and let them decide. Just to let you know, continuing to reply to me is only going to keep bumping this thread. So if you're tired of seeing this thread so much just hide it and report it and let the mods decide if I'm spamming.
I'm confident nothing's going to change, I've been at this for weeks without issue because I'm not breaking any rules.
>>14310851
You say that "allegedly there were videos".
If you've been at this for weeks and no video links were provided, then maybe there were not videos at all.
My advise: never get obsessed with random attention whores from internet.
>>14310877
If after another month or two I don't get what I'm asking for I'll know it doesn't exist. Until then I'll keep posting this thread while obversving the rules of this board. And if you or anyone else doesn't like this thread you have two options:
a) Provide sauce
b) Ignore and hide the thread
Bitching and spamming spiderman posts is counterproductive.
>>14310851
See, that's the thing. I don't mind the thread. I'm not reporting it. I'm just making an effort, out of basic human decency, to reach you. But you seem to genuinely be a hopeless case.
You have some serious narcissism going. I pity you for what that's surely done to your life, and will continue to do.
>>14310942
Yes, I'm very much a hopeless case, though it's less narcissism and more muhduckissism. I'm addicted to those lips in OP and want exactly what I'm asking for. If after a few months or so I don't get what I seek I'll likely give up and move on. Until then I'm keeping at this.
So for your own sake just leave this thread and enjoy your life.
>>14310956
>muchduck
I swear to fucking Christ.
>>14310956
Two threads ago (>>14304323) you said quite clearly that it's not about the video any more, it's about winning.
It's pathological. You feel like you've been challenged, and you can't leave unless you leave victorious (at least in your own mind).
Your threads are nothing but bait at this point. You want us to argue with you, because that allows you to feel self-righteous. Yet the glaring fact you can't recognize is that it's nothing more than a tantrum.
If /r9k/ gets wind of these threads, you're liable to be held up as an object of ridicule for years. You might convince yourself it's infamy, or even fame.
Bumping for OP's inevitable an hero livestream.
>>14311002
It's both because I want what I asked for, and also because anons kept bitching about the thread instead of ignoring it.
I couldn't care less about what /r9k/ thinks, or any board for that matter. I'm going to keep at this thread, while following the rules, until I either get bored and find something else or get sauce.
i for one am tired of seeing that fucking face every time i scroll through requests. it was cute at 1st but now it's just pathetic.
so would you kindly fuck off..
>>14310490
God, I bet this asshole is the type of guy who falls in love with a stripper because he got a lap dance, and ends up following ti her home just to cut a strand of her hair
>>14310490
interesting... go on
>>14311205
She was here, she told him they don't exist. You can see for yourself at >>14304314. From the horse's mouth, so to speak.
It's not impossible that she's lying to get him to stop being stalkery towards her. I wouldn't be surprised if she was scared enough to be deleting her online presence.
>>14311097
Are you making a reference to this?
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Rape_of_the_Lock
OP has serious entitlement issues. To tell him "no" to his face would be hazardous. He's the reason clubs have bouncers. When he gets to high school he's going to start collecting restraining orders.
>>14311271
>making a reference?
Nah man, but I can see why you think that.
This reminded me of a friend of a friend.
I admit i find these tread odd, but i support what OP is doing, it takes certain quality's to pull this kinda os stung.
Let the fag have his tread, that bullshit about this "spam" being lowering the quality of the board is simply bullshit this is /r/ for ffs .
I wish you the best of luck Op. What you have done is living poetry. Maybe this is the biggest effort anyone has ever done for that cunt
>>14311828
Thanks based anon.
>>14312103
>>14312565
fuck off nigger faggot "aka" dick sucker "aka" smooth chan aka trap queen. go suck off a banana and post pics
>>14311828
>I wish you the best of luck Op.
He will never find those videos, because they don't exist.
>>14312579
top kek
Tbh unless she made an account and posted a picture with a middle finger verifying it is her
OP won't stop
has anyone reported the thread to get it deleted again?
OP you absolute dedicated madman. Take my bump.
god that picture is awful to look at.
>>14313174
I still have no idea where he got that picture
suportive bump..
i too want to find more of her. the kik is gone and the pics you can find with google are 404...
Bump?
Here ya go op a bump!
>>14312618
If she did that, he would likely take it as encouragement. OP has made it clear he won't stop until he gets this non-existent video, he gets bored (meaning he starts obsessing over some other girl), or the mods start banning him.
>>14313761
I don't wonder. OP is a stalker at the very least. If he's not a rapist yet, he surely will be.
Fuck off OP I'm tired of seeing this stupid ass pic every time I get on here! Fuck
>>14310490
fuck. off.
>>14310490
OP have you tried calling Ms. Facefuckingqueen and seeing if she has copies of those videos she could send you? By Dropbox, or Volafile perhaps.
>>14316316
I don't think calling her would be a good idea, and I don't have her number anyway. Hopefully she'll eventually have a change of heart in the upcoming months this thread is active and provide sauce.
There are some ugly fatties that might give you the time of day instead of this lost hope. Or not...
>I will never be free from autistic stalkers
>>14316776
>those blowjob lips
wew lad
>>14316776
Bass where is our video of you sucking a big black cock!
>>14316776
Fuuuuuuck! Those lips need to be wrapped around muh dick.
>>14316776
you should of known what would happen when you put yourself out there like that. comes with the territory.
This dude has blue balled himself for like a month just to beat his dick to a below-average girl to suck on a fucking banana. I feel a little bit better about myself now
Bump so OP has to keep using this thread full of criticism rather than creating a new one.
holy crap, OPs pic is disgusting.
>>14312586
Don't believe these naysayers.
When the one webm of the girl in the car came out a year and a half ago now, they said that's all there was. They harassed the various ops looking for it.
One anon said he was in a thread on /b months prior and an oldfag by the name of Master Saucer (who is apparently why we use the term, "sauce") was fulfilling requests and saucing tons of stuff and this was one.
Master Saucer provided a bunch of stuff, including the original video (it was older) and like 20 pics.
Still, here on faggy /r, the naysayers kept saying at each juncture, "that's all there is" and even denied Master Saucer existed.
I've since seen threads on other boards confirming that a group of oldfags, last seen in a bunch on irc, Master Saucer, Master Shooper (where the term "shoop" comes from), and a bunch of others known as The Horde started a database for all porn over a decade ago and pooled their sources to provide this saucing service to /r.
Master Saucer keeps those servers.
He doesn't come here much anymore because of how cancerous it has become.
Still, remember that it IS out there and don't ever listen to a lrn2logic fagboi who can't seem to understand you can't ever prove the nonexistence of anything.
>>14318823
This is some serious /x/ tier logic right here. You can't seriously believe all that horse shit, you're just being an ass to annoy people at this point. You're the kid who doesn't get what he wants so he throws a silly tantrum for weeks. You've been called out many times now. You're not technically breaking any rules you're just acting with such a degree of immaturity it makes everyone hate you.
>>14318873
>calling other immature
dat irony
Hint: this is /r
The point is to help others with their requests. Your post, as is typical of your posts, does nothing to help or provide any information as to the request. You just consistently attack others, apparently have no life as you can find time to do this everyday here, and never seem to contribute meaningfully.
Yes, if you are wondering how I know this, please be informed that no everyone on these boards has the same privileges and we have noticed that your ip address is the primary troll on these boards. Either stop shitposting and flaming others, or you will be permanently banned.
>>14318873
That guy's not OP, I am. That said, I hope this "Master Saucer" guy shows up in this thread at some point.
>>14319147
oldfag here
i haven't seen Master Saucer on here in a long time
he and his band used to be here everyday fulfilling requests
they started r
the stuff about them having a pissload of servers archiving porn is true
>>14319204
Yeah, I believe it 100%. I only wish he was here now, or I had access to this site of his.
Ah well.
bumping this thread with no survivors
OP here I am a massive flaming faggot please post gore and gay porn for me while I wait. Also tell me how small my penis is.
>>14310626
Topkek
>>14311271
Former bouncer here and I choked out a couple guys like OP. I still don't understand them
bumping for justice
I'm thinking this prick might be Donald Trump?!! Asshole!
Underage Faggot: The Thread
