This is a long shot but I'm looking for a a home sex video that was posted on /b/ sometime last year.
It consisted of 4 short webms of a dorky-looking slightly overweight Chinese or Japanese guy having sex with a pale, slightly chubby, derpy looking white girl with long brown or black hair. They were both late teens or early twenties. She was on top riding him. She had quite large ears. They both seemed to be amateurs and had no rhythm at all. The entire thing seemed love-less and awkward, like she was an escort being paid and he was her first ever client. She had an exasperated "oh god he is so pathetic" expression on her face. The footage seemed to be a hidden camera or cellphone recording.
I've done my best to recreate the scene from memory in ms paint. If anyone knows the video please post it. Many thanks
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting this fucking thread. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be. Forever.
