Roast me
I hate you, you're a disrespectful faggot
You look like Rosie O'Donnell raped Russell Brand, I bet your life is like a Russell Brand joke too, unapologetically useless, and not worth the spit it was brought into the world with. You can't even take a picture with the roast card reading correctly. You should probably strangle yourself with that equally ugly shower curtain.
I have to think about if you are butt-ugly girl or butt-ugly boy. Then I remembered that paperbag solves all.
are those caterpillars or your eyebrows?
Are you in the middle of a sex change transformation?
Lazy eye?!?